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  • NoFace
    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
    • Oct 2014
    • 16

    #1

    Questions

    Hello! I found your website and had a few questions for all of you about things you see as being good and evil. I'll probably elaborate more here soon, but for now I wanted to simply say hello.
    Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #2
    Re: Questions

    Ummm Noface. This is meant to be an introduction.
    I see no introduction in your post.
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Questions

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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      • NoFace
        Unsaved trash, suspected demon
        • Oct 2014
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Questions

        ...Alright, you asked for it. I have a favorite bible verse, yes. It's the one in my signature. I was brought up by a very religious family and read the bible from front to back 10 times so far in my life. But on the flip side of that... I have turned away from Christianity. I have turned my back on God simply for the reason that even though I did everything the way He asked, I was only cursed by diseases and health conditions that will likely kill me at a young age. And anytime I would pray for others to get better (health wise, emotionally, etc.) He would only cause them to suffer more. As I said, I have since resented Him. But I am curious about all of you because I believe I can learn more about Him through all of you. I want to know what things you believe He considers good and evil simply because as weird as it seems, I actually am interested in His current psychology and reasoning.

        Thank you for taking part of your day to respond to a "low life" like me, though. I am amazed by your willingness to do so.
        Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2266

          #5
          Re: Questions

          Hello NoFace!

          Do you really have no face? If so, I can understand why you might be a little reluctant to trust in our Almighty Lord God. But if you do have a face, then you shouldn't pretend you don't.

          So many people think that God is some Skymall Santa that sits on a cloud somewhere doling out answers to prayer. The truth is, He doesn't hear all prayers: 1 Peter 3:12 He hears the prayers of the righteous. Always. Because mankind is so haughty, we always think we are righteous, even when we are not. Romans 3:10 We have the ability to become clean and pure and white as snow if we allow the Lord to cleanse us with His blood. Revelation 7:14

          I can assure you that God does not want you nor your friends to suffer. 1 Corinthians 12:26 teaches us that when we suffer, the entire body of Christ suffers with us. We are not alone! And if we suffer, it is for the glory of God and for the betterment of the church, for our consolation and Salvation(R). In our pain, there is relief! In our suffering, there is great reward! But it is so easy to become bitter. God UNDERSTANDS.

          And the answer is SO simple. Christians are very simple people! We don't need to make things hard. Even the plan of Salvation(R) is something a simpleton might concoct: Adam. Eve. Serpent. Tempted. Ate. Condemned. Mary. Virgin. Holy Spirit. Pregnant. Birth. Savior, Suffered, Tempted, Punished, Took our sins. Died temporarily. Woke up. Visited folks. Rose into Heaven. Coming back for us. Devil Defeated. Eternity.

          You can't get much simpler than that, can you? And all we have to do is follow His teachings WORD FOR WORD. He even tells us what is expected of us in the Holy Bible - our roadmap! We don't have to wonder which way to turn, because God's Word tells us every step of the way. He is NEVER wrong! Everything He does, no matter how little sense it makes, makes perfect sense to Him, Hallelujah! We might suffer, we might lose all we own, we might develop deadly disease, we may see our loved ones crippled and waste away, but we can rejoice in all of this because it is GOD's PLAN! Such a loving and wondrous Father is He! Praise You, LORD!

          Bless the Lord, Oh my soul! Give Him a chance to show you His love, won't you? We will continue to pray with you and counsel with you - it's what Christians do!

          COME Lord Jesus,
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • NoFace
            Unsaved trash, suspected demon
            • Oct 2014
            • 16

            #6
            Re: Questions

            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
            Hello NoFace!

            Do you really have no face? If so, I can understand why you might be a little reluctant to trust in our Almighty Lord God. But if you do have a face, then you shouldn't pretend you don't.

            So many people think that God is some Skymall Santa that sits on a cloud somewhere doling out answers to prayer. The truth is, He doesn't hear all prayers: 1 Peter 3:12 He hears the prayers of the righteous. Always. Because mankind is so haughty, we always think we are righteous, even when we are not. Romans 3:10 We have the ability to become clean and pure and white as snow if we allow the Lord to cleanse us with His blood. Revelation 7:14

            I can assure you that God does not want you nor your friends to suffer. 1 Corinthians 12:26 teaches us that when we suffer, the entire body of Christ suffers with us. We are not alone! And if we suffer, it is for the glory of God and for the betterment of the church, for our consolation and Salvation®. In our pain, there is relief! In our suffering, there is great reward! But it is so easy to become bitter. God UNDERSTANDS.

            And the answer is SO simple. Christians are very simple people! We don't need to make things hard. Even the plan of Salvation® is something a simpleton might concoct: Adam. Eve. Serpent. Tempted. Ate. Condemned. Mary. Virgin. Holy Spirit. Pregnant. Birth. Savior, Suffered, Tempted, Punished, Took our sins. Died temporarily. Woke up. Visited folks. Rose into Heaven. Coming back for us. Devil Defeated. Eternity.

            You can't get much simpler than that, can you? And all we have to do is follow His teachings WORD FOR WORD. He even tells us what is expected of us in the Holy Bible - our roadmap! We don't have to wonder which way to turn, because God's Word tells us every step of the way. He is NEVER wrong! Everything He does, no matter how little sense it makes, makes perfect sense to Him, Hallelujah! We might suffer, we might lose all we own, we might develop deadly disease, we may see our loved ones crippled and waste away, but we can rejoice in all of this because it is GOD's PLAN! Such a loving and wondrous Father is He! Praise You, LORD!

            Bless the Lord, Oh my soul! Give Him a chance to show you His love, won't you? We will continue to pray with you and counsel with you - it's what Christians do!

            COME Lord Jesus,
            BrotherLarry

            First of all, thank you again for your kind and well thought out reply!

            I'm still quite unsure, as I have been guilty of instead worshiping another god and have had many if not all my prayers answered...

            the whole thing is confusing. X_X
            Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Questions

              Originally posted by NoFace View Post
              Hello! I found your website and had a few questions for all of you about things you see as being good and evil. I'll probably elaborate more here soon, but for now I wanted to simply say hello.
              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • NoFace
                Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                • Oct 2014
                • 16

                #8
                Re: Questions

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

                Don't worry. I'm not here to flame you. I'm simply here to learn.
                Quick question... do demons really hide in the rectum?! I thought they hid in the heart! :O Anyway... so like I said I do believe God is real. I won't deny that. Never have, never will. But I felt and still feel rejected by Him. I really did my best to live as a good Christian (you all would've been so proud of me...) but yet I still never got anything out of my relationship with God. If anything, it had only been hurting me even worse. That's why I turned to a different religion... and since then I've been so much more calm and I have had so many of my prayers answered...
                So now I'm conflicted because part of me still wants to believe God can be as amazing as I once thought He was.
                Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Questions

                  Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                  Don't worry. I'm not here to flame you. I'm simply here to learn.
                  Quick question... do demons really hide in the rectum?!
                  They're BIRTHED through the rectum!

                  Listen to this FIRST HAND TESTIMONY!

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • NoFace
                    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                    • Oct 2014
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Questions

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    They're BIRTHED through the rectum!

                    Listen to this FIRST HAND TESTIMONY!



                    Oh my. Well that certainly is interesting.... and slightly horrifying. O_O
                    Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Questions

                      This sounds like a total-face. To you. Just because your parents are bad Christians doesn't mean that you have to be bad, you can be better than them.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #12
                        Re: Questions

                        Jesus sent you to this Godly Forum© but not to mock us.

                        I for one still have not seen any kind of proper introduction from you.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • NoFace
                          Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                          • Oct 2014
                          • 16

                          #13
                          Re: Questions

                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                          Jesus sent you to this Godly Forum© but not to mock us.

                          I for one still have not seen any kind of proper introduction from you.
                          Have I not told you my favorite verse and what my walk with Christ had been like? Have I not introduced myself in my second post? If you are asking for my name I will not give it to you, as I prefer to keep myself anonymous on the internet.
                          I intend not to mock you in any way, sir. I simply would like to learn.
                          Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #14
                            Re: Questions

                            Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                            If you are asking for my name I will not give it to you, as I prefer to keep myself anonymous on the internet.
                            Anonymously chumming the waters for anus on the interwebs is a thing of the past, pervert. You can be sure the D.O.F. already has a file on you!

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                            • NoFace
                              Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                              • Oct 2014
                              • 16

                              #15
                              Re: Questions

                              Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                              Anonymously chumming the waters for anus on the interwebs is a thing of the past, pervert. You can be sure the D.O.F. already has a file on you!
                              Sir I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying. I simply prefer not to give out my name to those I do not know. Also, what makes you say I am a pervert? Have I made sexual remarks or references that I did not know about? If I did, I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. Finally, enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?
                              Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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