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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #16
    Re: Questions

    Originally posted by NoFace View Post
    Sir I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying. I simply prefer not to give out my name to those I do not know. Also, what makes you say I am a pervert? Have I made sexual remarks or references that I did not know about? If I did, I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. Finally, enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?
    Watch your mouth, sinner, these are family friendly forums! Please take your potty-mouth to the gay chatroom of your choice and leave us to worship unmolested!

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #17
      Re: Questions

      Originally posted by NoFace View Post
      enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?
      You'll find out soon enough, fornicator!

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      • NoFace
        Unsaved trash, suspected demon
        • Oct 2014
        • 16

        #18
        Re: Questions

        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Watch your mouth, sinner, these are family friendly forums! Please take your potty-mouth to the gay chatroom of your choice and leave us to worship unmolested!
        Sir if you are so worried about this being a family friendly forum, why is it I see multiple topics of discussion having to do with the "s" word? Am I the only one here who is not allowed to say it, even if I was simply asking a question that had barely anything to do with it? Again, my deepest apologies for offending you, though I for one am still unsure of how I did so.
        Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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        • NoFace
          Unsaved trash, suspected demon
          • Oct 2014
          • 16

          #19
          Re: Questions

          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
          You'll find out soon enough, fornicator!
          Could you not simply tell me so I can avoid this fate? I thought this was all about teaching and helping others avoid going to hell... Again, I might be wrong, and in that case, please forgive me. I am simply confused, that's all.
          Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #20
            Re: Questions

            Hi Again, NoFace

            I am pleased as can be that you have been looking around the site, seeking the kind of honest and Biblical teachings that can only come from those that write with the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, using His Word as the source for all things true and sound in the eyes of our Lord.

            I hope you and I can become friends, because I have a heavy burden for you. The Lord has placed you on my heart and mind ever since you first started posting. I have prayed for you 24 times so far. Do you like Liam Neeson movies?

            The brothers and sisters here may come across to you as skeptical or unwelcoming at times. PLEASE believe me when I tell you that nothing could be further from the truth! When Jesus enters you and fills you with His massive and expansive love, it automatically creates a sense of being above everyone else - because, as His Child, you ARE! Oh, GLORY, He takes us, dishrags that we are, and transforms us into His malleable, pliable servants, helping us to be willing to do His bidding (with free will, of course, as long as we don't go against what He asks)! I love my Savior for His unchanging and ever-present strength and the joy with which He fills my heart and soul. I want YOU to experience this. I wish I could get on my knees in front of you and encourage you to get on your knees in front of me, too. We would open ourselves to the coming of the Lord Jesus, filling us with His precious Holy Ghost. Your past experiences wouldn't matter anymore, since from that point forward, you would have a passport to HEAVEN, friend. Oh, I know it sounds too easy - but again, remember that Jesus wants us to be simpletons for Him! It brings God much glory and honor when we accept His Word as the ONLY answer to life's problems.

            And just think of the reward at the end: He will judge us, and if we have been all He asks us to be, He will allow us to live with Him, praising Him day in and day out forever and ever. What a time that will be! Of course, if we messed up, He will kick us to the pit that burns with everlasting fire.

            COME, Lord Jesus!
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #21
              Re: Questions

              Originally posted by NoFace View Post
              Could you not simply tell me so I can avoid this fate? I thought this was all about teaching and helping others avoid going to hell... Again, I might be wrong, and in that case, please forgive me. I am simply confused, that's all.
              Sorry, but consider yourself shunned by me until further notice. Rebuking you only seems to prod the evil within you into action. Someone else will be along shortly to minister wisdom to you. In the meantime, I will pray for your salvation.

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              • NoFace
                Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                • Oct 2014
                • 16

                #22
                Re: Questions

                Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                Hi Again, NoFace

                I am pleased as can be that you have been looking around the site, seeking the kind of honest and Biblical teachings that can only come from those that write with the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, using His Word as the source for all things true and sound in the eyes of our Lord.

                I hope you and I can become friends, because I have a heavy burden for you. The Lord has placed you on my heart and mind ever since you first started posting. I have prayed for you 24 times so far. Do you like Liam Neeson movies?

                The brothers and sisters here may come across to you as skeptical or unwelcoming at times. PLEASE believe me when I tell you that nothing could be further from the truth! When Jesus enters you and fills you with His massive and expansive love, it automatically creates a sense of being above everyone else - because, as His Child, you ARE! Oh, GLORY, He takes us, dishrags that we are, and transforms us into His malleable, pliable servants, helping us to be willing to do His bidding (with free will, of course, as long as we don't go against what He asks)! I love my Savior for His unchanging and ever-present strength and the joy with which He fills my heart and soul. I want YOU to experience this. I wish I could get on my knees in front of you and encourage you to get on your knees in front of me, too. We would open ourselves to the coming of the Lord Jesus, filling us with His precious Holy Ghost. Your past experiences wouldn't matter anymore, since from that point forward, you would have a passport to HEAVEN, friend. Oh, I know it sounds too easy - but again, remember that Jesus wants us to be simpletons for Him! It brings God much glory and honor when we accept His Word as the ONLY answer to life's problems.

                And just think of the reward at the end: He will judge us, and if we have been all He asks us to be, He will allow us to live with Him, praising Him day in and day out forever and ever. What a time that will be! Of course, if we messed up, He will kick us to the pit that burns with everlasting fire.

                COME, Lord Jesus!
                BrotherLarry
                Finally! Somebody who is trying to help me instead of instantly hating on me!! I very much appreciate your prayers sir, really I do. Hopefully someday I can regain the love and reverence I had for God before.
                Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22929

                  #23
                  Re: Questions

                  Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                  ... I was only cursed by diseases and health conditions that will likely kill me at a young age.
                  You have absolutely no idea of God, do you?

                  Crippled as you are, you are living testimony to an All Powerful God. Jesus explains in John:9 why you are covered in sores, blind and deaf, require an expensive, specialized diet, are in constant pain and cannot even have a shit without searing agony and will be worm-food before you have a wife or a son:

                  Joh:9:1: And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
                  Joh:9:2: And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
                  Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
                  [...]
                  Joh:9:6: When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay,


                  And now you know. You are a permanent reminder to those of us who are normal that God can do these things. You would be best to place yourself, as an example, in some public place and beg. Consider yourself to be a reminder of God's Power, something like one of those huge Gothic cathedrals or crucifix is to a papist. You, however, will be more godly.

                  I hope this helps.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • NoFace
                    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                    • Oct 2014
                    • 16

                    #24
                    Re: Questions

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    You have absolutely no idea of God, do you?

                    Crippled as you are, you are living testimony to an All Powerful God. Jesus explains in John:9 why you are covered in sores, blind and deaf, require an expensive, specialized diet, are in constant pain and cannot even have a shit without searing agony and will be worm-food before you have a wife or a son:

                    Joh:9:1: And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
                    Joh:9:2: And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
                    Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
                    [...]
                    Joh:9:6: When he had thus spoken, he spat on the ground, and made clay of the spittle, and he anointed the eyes of the blind man with the clay,


                    And now you know. You are a permanent reminder to those of us who are normal that God can do these things. You would be best to place yourself, as an example, in some public place and beg. Consider yourself to be a reminder of God's Power, something like one of those huge Gothic cathedrals or crucifix is to a papist. You, however, will be more godly.

                    I hope this helps.
                    Thank you for your well explained reply. I will take carefull note of all these things.

                    One other question though, I have been pained to see I have been dubbed as a suspected demon. Why might I be a suspected demon? What have I done that is so demonic? I am quite confused and hurt by this...
                    Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997

                      #25
                      Re: Questions

                      Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                      Finally! Somebody who is trying to help me instead of instantly hating on me!! I very much appreciate your prayers sir, really I do. Hopefully someday I can regain the love and reverence I had for God before.
                      Hello, dear. Our Lord doesn't wish to be loved; He wants to be feared:

                      Proverbs 8:13 - The fear of the LORD [is] to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

                      Proverbs 1:7 - The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of knowledge: [but] fools despise wisdom and instruction.

                      Psalms 33:8 - Let all the earth fear the LORD: let all the inhabitants of the world stand in awe of him.

                      Proverbs 14:27 - The fear of the LORD [is] a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.

                      Psalms 111:10 - The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do [his commandments]: his praise endureth for ever.

                      Psalms 25:14 - The secret of the LORD [is] with them that fear him; and he will shew them his covenant.

                      Job 28:28 - And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the Lord, that [is] wisdom; and to depart from evil [is] understanding.

                      Luke 1:50 - And his mercy [is] on them that fear him from generation to generation.

                      1 Peter 2:17 - Honour all [men]. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honour the king.


                      I hope this helps.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Questions

                        Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                        Thank you for your well explained reply. I will take carefull note of all these things.

                        One other question though, I have been pained to see I have been dubbed as a suspected demon. Why might I be a suspected demon? What have I done that is so demonic? I am quite confused and hurt by this...
                        You're right. You aren't a demon. More likely a witch.


                        1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
                        Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • NoFace
                          Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                          • Oct 2014
                          • 16

                          #27
                          Re: Questions

                          1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”


                          Doesn't "is as the sin of witchcraft" mean that simply it is as bad as the sin of witchcraft? It doesn't particularly mean that it is witchcraft, right? If it mean it were witchcraft then that "as" wouldn't be there. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, and certainly you would know more than me, but I'm simply trying to read from context here.
                          Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

                          Comment

                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12997

                            #28
                            Re: Questions

                            Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                            1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”


                            Doesn't "is as the sin of witchcraft" mean that simply it is as bad as the sin of witchcraft? It doesn't particularly mean that it is witchcraft, right? If it mean it were witchcraft then that "as" wouldn't be there. I'm not trying to be rude or anything, and certainly you would know more than me, but I'm simply trying to read from context here.
                            Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                            Is this clear enough for you, sweetie?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #29
                              Re: Questions

                              Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                              I'm still quite unsure, as I have been guilty of instead worshiping another god and have had many if not all my prayers answered...
                              Ooooooh boy, Satan is doing a number on you! You pray to him, and no matter how depraved your prayer is, he answers it! I just pray to GOD that you open your eyes to the Prince of Lies' trickery, but He might say no if He decides you belong in Hell.

                              Originally posted by NoFace View Post
                              One other question though, I have been pained to see I have been dubbed as a suspected demon. Why might I be a suspected demon? What have I done that is so demonic? I am quite confused and hurt by this...
                              Then STOP PRAYING TO SATAN! You do something demonic like praying to the devil, then wonder why you're a suspected demon?
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                              • NoFace
                                Unsaved trash, suspected demon
                                • Oct 2014
                                • 16

                                #30
                                Re: Questions

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                                Ooooooh boy, Satan is doing a number on you! You pray to him, and no matter how depraved your prayer is, he answers it! I just pray to GOD that you open your eyes to the Prince of Lies' trickery, but He might say no if He decides you belong in Hell.


                                Then STOP PRAYING TO SATAN! You do something demonic like praying to the devil, then wonder why you're a suspected demon?
                                I don't pray to Satan. I'm not a Satanist.
                                Revelation 19:11-21 - And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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