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  • Red Attila
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 34

    #1

    I'm here to learn.

    I've just joined and I'm hoping to learn the right way to Salvation as a dear brother in Christ recommended the Landover Baptist Church as having the right kind of Christian view and the right kind of Christian message.

    My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 66:16, which for me completely encapsulates the Christian spirit: there's nothing more Christian than mortifying the wicked by fire and sword.

    May the slain of the LORD be many!
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: I'm here to learn.

    Originally posted by Red Attila View Post
    I've just joined and I'm hoping to learn the right way to Salvation as a dear brother in Christ recommended the Landover Baptist Church as having the right kind of Christian view and the right kind of Christian message.

    My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 66:16, which for me completely encapsulates the Christian spirit: there's nothing more Christian than mortifying the wicked by fire and sword.

    May the slain of the LORD be many!
    What an uplifting verse!

    To find Jesus you need to simply follow His words in the Bible and follow them to the letter. It is not easy being a Christian. I have no personal greivence with queers but Jesus hates them and wants them dead (Lev 20:13) so as a good, decent Christian I have to call for the death sentence for homers.

    May Jesus see you and keep you safe.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Red Attila
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 34

      #3
      Re: I'm here to learn.

      Originally posted by Red Attila View Post
      I've just joined and I'm hoping to learn the right way to Salvation as a dear brother in Christ recommended the Landover Baptist Church as having the right kind of Christian view and the right kind of Christian message.

      My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 66:16, which for me completely encapsulates the Christian spirit: there's nothing more Christian than mortifying the wicked by fire and sword.

      May the slain of the LORD be many!
      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      What an uplifting verse!

      To find Jesus you need to simply follow His words in the Bible and follow them to the letter. It is not easy being a Christian. I have no personal greivence with queers but Jesus hates them and wants them dead (Lev 20:13) so as a good, decent Christian I have to call for the death sentence for homers.

      May Jesus see you and keep you safe.

      YIC
      Thank you, Dr Niles.

      It is heartening to one that others share one's spiritual perspective. I can only agree on the stand that you take on homosexuals. The abomination that is sodomy must be excised with steel and cauterized with fire.

      Righteous slaying is indeed the Lord's work!

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: I'm here to learn.

        Originally posted by Red Attila View Post

        May the slain of the LORD be many!
        AMEN! God is Merciful because He is JUST!

        Welcome to our friendly forum, dear. Tell us what you do with your days, how do you praise the LORD with your labors?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: I'm here to learn.

          Originally posted by Red Attila View Post

          May the slain of the LORD be many!

          Though I abhor the very thought of violent and unfriendly behavior, I must add my voice (again) to this call for just punishment of the wicked.

          His will be done on Earth and it is high time we get to the Lord's work.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #6
            Re: I'm here to learn.

            Welcome, Brother Red:

            Your friend has excellent taste in uplifting and spiritual forums if he recommended you here. I have gained so much knowledge of the KJV Bible since associating with my loving and caring brothers and sisters here; I could not begin to tell you of their amazing ability to reach into scripture and pull out an answer direct from Heaven on high. PRAISE GOD!

            So, tell us more about your life and your family. Share with us how many masculine children you have sired and if your wife is a loving and submissive woman as the LORD would desire. Colossians 3:18

            I look forward to sharing with you in the future, my brother.

            COME Lord Jesus,
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: I'm here to learn.

              Originally posted by Red Attila View Post
              I've just joined and I'm hoping to learn the right way to Salvation as a dear brother in Christ recommended the Landover Baptist Church as having the right kind of Christian view and the right kind of Christian message.

              My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 66:16, which for me completely encapsulates the Christian spirit: there's nothing more Christian than mortifying the wicked by fire and sword.

              May the slain of the LORD be many!
              Welcome to God's favorite forum. I knew a guy named Red years ago. You aren't a ginger like him, are you? Because he got stoned to death.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Red Attila
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 34

                #8
                Re: I'm here to learn.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Welcome to God's favorite forum. I knew a guy named Red years ago. You aren't a ginger like him, are you? Because he got stoned to death.

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Thank you for the information on the forum, Pastor Ezekiel, and your very warm welcoming message.

                As I am here to learn, I shall certainly have questions and use the search facility to insure that the question concerned has not been treated with and answered before on the forum. Only if I cannot find a reference at all to the question I wish to ask will I post the question in the relevant section of the forum.

                I certainly undertake that I shall always be respectful and civil in my dealings with all those who are my betters, such as all True Christians™, and of course, other, senior members of the Church. Like Uriah Heep, I'm very 'umble fellow, positively diffident. And I shall always ask any questions most 'umbly.

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                • Red Attila
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2014
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Re: I'm here to learn.

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  AMEN! God is Merciful because He is JUST!

                  Welcome to our friendly forum, dear. Tell us what you do with your days, how do you praise the LORD with your labors?
                  Thank you, Mary Etheldreda. I seek to praise the LORD in my work as a laundryman. A humble, but noble and honorable, occupation.

                  With every newly laundered, clean pair of socks, or shorts, or a shirt, or a linen sheet, I say a prayer of thanks to the LORD for giving me this day and to be employed in purposeful work keeping folk in clean clothes and linen. Amen!

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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735

                    #10
                    Re: I'm here to learn.

                    Hello Red Attila.

                    I have read Isaiah but I did not remember the verse you mentioned so I went back and read Isaiah 66 again and there is a verse that I really like it is Isaiah 66:11 it says:

                    That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory.

                    I do not think God is actually talking about the breasts of a woman I think He is talking about Jerusalem but it is still very nice to read.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • Red Attila
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2014
                      • 34

                      #11
                      Re: I'm here to learn.

                      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                      Welcome, Brother Red:

                      Your friend has excellent taste in uplifting and spiritual forums if he recommended you here. I have gained so much knowledge of the KJV Bible since associating with my loving and caring brothers and sisters here; I could not begin to tell you of their amazing ability to reach into scripture and pull out an answer direct from Heaven on high. PRAISE GOD!

                      So, tell us more about your life and your family. Share with us how many masculine children you have sired and if your wife is a loving and submissive woman as the LORD would desire. Colossians 3:18

                      I look forward to sharing with you in the future, my brother.

                      COME Lord Jesus,
                      BrotherLarry
                      Brother Larry, thank you for your warm personal message of welcome. Your post was most edifying and instructive. I, too, look forward to sharing with you in the future. I believe there is much I could learn from one so well read in Holy Scripture.

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                      • Red Attila
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2014
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: I'm here to learn.

                        Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                        Hello Red Attila.

                        I have read Isaiah but I did not remember the verse you mentioned so I went back and read Isaiah 66 again and there is a verse that I really like it is Isaiah 66:11 it says:

                        That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory.

                        I do not think God is actually talking about the breasts of a woman I think He is talking about Jerusalem but it is still very nice to read.

                        Thank you.

                        Rusty
                        Whether God is talking about the lactating breasts of a woman or about Jerusalem, it is a greatly pleasing and appealing image that this verse engenders to the sincere Christian reader. I am, indeed, "delighted with the abundance of her glory."

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                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 1330

                          #13
                          Re: I'm here to learn.

                          Originally posted by Red Attila View Post
                          I've just joined and I'm hoping to learn the right way to Salvation as a dear brother in Christ recommended the Landover Baptist Church as having the right kind of Christian view and the right kind of Christian message.

                          My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 66:16, which for me completely encapsulates the Christian spirit: there's nothing more Christian than mortifying the wicked by fire and sword.

                          May the slain of the LORD be many!

                          Welcome! I am glad you joined, and when I joined here back in June, I began a great deepening of my walk with Christ! I'll pray for you!
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Red Attila
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2014
                            • 34

                            #14
                            Re: I'm here to learn.

                            Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                            Welcome! I am glad you joined, and when I joined here back in June, I began a great deepening of my walk with Christ! I'll pray for you!
                            Kindly thanks, Istark16, for your warm welcome and it is indeed heartening to this novice Christian that others have recently begun on the same path and this has led to a deepening of their walk with Christ. Istark16, be assured, I shall pray for you, too.

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                            • Red Attila
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2014
                              • 34

                              #15
                              Re: I'm here to learn.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              ...I knew a guy named Red years ago. You aren't a ginger like him, are you? Because he got stoned to death...
                              Absolutely not, Pastor E.! I am a deep, dark red! Nothing ginger about me in the slightest!

                              Deep, Dark Red Attila

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