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  • Preacher.be
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2014
    • 31
    #16
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by LeonaSkylla View Post
    I accept and can understand why i forgive you, i welcome you with a friendly hello
    Thanks again

    The only thing that i can say to you it's to find a good husband and get childrens...

    And have a happy life like me

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      • LeonaSkylla
        Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
        • Oct 2014
        • 22
        #17
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Preacher.be View Post
        Thanks again

        The only thing that i can say to you it's to find a good husband and get childrens...

        And have a happy life like me
        thank you
        Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
        22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #18
            Re: Introduction

            Yes, my dear, dear, sweet young lady, there are ways we can talk further! Pray tell, have you a Web cam?
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              • LeonaSkylla
                Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                • Oct 2014
                • 22
                #19
                Re: Introduction

                sure i have fb and can web cam it, thank you for calling me sweet
                Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
                22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #20
                    Re: Introduction

                    Hmmm, I'm clicking the link to Skype with you, but this Web site keeps giving me an error message saying I can not Skype without first contacting a pastor.

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                      • LeonaSkylla
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                        • Oct 2014
                        • 22
                        #21
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Hmmm, I'm clicking the link to Skype with you, but this Web site keeps giving me an error message saying I can not Skype without first contacting a pastor.

                        It says this under you name: WARNING:
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                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology
                        Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
                        22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050
                            #22
                            Re: Introduction

                            Ah, oh yes, that's probably why it's not working. Happily, I have repented for my sins, and I am renewed in Christ!
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                              • LeonaSkylla
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                                • Oct 2014
                                • 22
                                #23
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Ah, oh yes, that's probably why it's not working. Happily, I have repented for my sins, and I am renewed in Christ!
                                well it says your a true christian
                                Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
                                22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Introduction

                                    Originally posted by LeonaSkylla View Post
                                    well it says your a true christian
                                    And it says that you're a harlot.

                                    How often does your father lay a good Christian beating on? Because I'm guessing not often enough.

                                    A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10050
                                        #25
                                        Re: Introduction

                                        Pastor Zeke, I'm awful lonesome, and this young lady could surely be redeemed in childbirth. Maybe it's time to lift that restriction y'all put on me and allow me to properly court a potential bride?
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                                          • LeonaSkylla
                                            Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                                            • Oct 2014
                                            • 22
                                            #26
                                            Re: Introduction

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            And it says that you're a harlot.

                                            How often does your father lay a good Christian beating on? Because I'm guessing not often enough.
                                            i am a virgin and clean my father only beats me when i used to speek out of turn but i have learned the right way, which is to be silent and obay
                                            Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
                                            22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #27
                                                Re: Introduction

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                Pastor Zeke, I'm awful lonesome, and this young lady could surely be redeemed in childbirth. Maybe it's time to lift that restriction y'all put on me and allow me to properly court a potential bride?
                                                I'm not convinced that she knows Jesus. And if you did marry her, you'd need to beat her every day.

                                                Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10050
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Introduction

                                                    Oh Heavens, Pastor Zeke, you know my predisposition to "going soft" on women.
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                                                      • LeonaSkylla
                                                        Unsaved trash, teenaged harlot
                                                        • Oct 2014
                                                        • 22
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Introduction

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        I'm not convinced that she knows Jesus. And if you did marry her, you'd need to beat her every day.

                                                        it would be and                                                         honour to be beaten by a man of god, and i do know the lord, the night iI let him in to my heart i felt his presence
                                                        Titus 2:5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God. Ephesians 5
                                                        22Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. 25Husbands, love your wives,

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                                                          • Harsha Shah
                                                            Curry slurping demon
                                                             
                                                            • Aug 2014
                                                            • 321
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Introduction

                                                            Yes. Welcome miss Skylla. I am Harsha Shah. I have been writing here a while now.

                                                            Mr. Machine. I have always noticed that you are a gentle man. Are you really happy with your religion now... Yes? I can see that you are struggling. You are hoping for a partner and you are trying to avoid all violence. I am seeing much sorrow in you. perhaps your way of life is not the correct one for you, eh? There can be other paths. You can keep your views and your bible but you could try other things perhaps? yes. Is it possible that the power structure and punishment and fear is not your way? Yes? Please, be not offended. I have been reading your posts and I am hoping you will find someone for mutual love and companionship.
                                                            "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                                                            A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."                                                            Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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