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  • #16
    Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

    Shout GLORY!! Thanksgiving Day is coming soon! I can't wait to tuck in to some turkey.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Shout GLORY!! Thanksgiving Day is coming soon! I can't wait to tuck in to some turkey.
      GLORY Pastor! Nothing better than a nice roasted turkey next to a roaring fire to remind of us all the Indian village that our Christian ancestors burnt to the ground reclaiming this great land for Jesus. One can look in the embers and almost see the bones of countless generations of heathen righteously crushed underfoot by The Lord and His servants. Why if it wasn't for Thanksgiving we wouldn't even know the savages even existed in the first place, and that is how Christ wants it with sinners and losers.

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      • #18
        Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

        Another problem with the whole "Pilgrims and Indians being Friends and Eating Dinner Together" myth is that it would be unbiblical of the Pilgrims. We know the Pilgrims were very religious people who held their AV1611 KJV close to their hearts. After all, that's why they came here...because of religion.
        1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
        That verse tells us not to eat with the unsaved. Surely the Pilgrims wouldn't have ignored that verse would they?
        1st Corinthians 10:20 But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
        The Indians sacrificed to their pagan gods (devils). Therefore the Pilgrims would have no fellowship, such as eating a dinner or celebrating with the Indians.
        2nd John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
        2nd John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
        2nd John 1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
        These verses tell us not to allow unsaved into our houses or even to bid them Goodbye, lest we join them in their evil works! It is clear the Puritans would have never allowed the Indians into their territory, so no mythical dinner could have taken place.

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        • #19
          Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          It is clear the Puritans would have never allowed the Indians into their territory, so no mythical dinner could have taken place.
          The Bible proves it! Inviting indians to dinner is actually what destroyed the colony at Jamestown. They expected graditute, but only got cold indian steel. This image documents it: Men only: Check out the underage upskirt, just below dead center.

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          • #20
            Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Shout GLORY!! Thanksgiving Day is coming soon! I can't wait to tuck in to some turkey.
            Pastor, wouldn't a sleeping bag be more comfortable?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
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            • #21
              Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

              I know turkey is the tradition, but another fine American tradition is to make everything bigger than necessary. In a word: OSTRIDGE!
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              • #22
                Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

                Will someone please shout GLORY?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

                  Glory to Jesus!

                  Thank you God, for clearing out the heathens and proving my family with more food in a single day that some people get in an entire Year.
                  Thank you Jesus for holding the liebrals at bay and enabling the decent republican way of life to continue.
                  Thank you my dear Lord for smiting all those that oppose you.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: The TRUE MEANING of Thanksgiving!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Will someone please shout GLORY?
                    GLORY GLORY GLORY!!!
                    I Want Jesus To Eat My Butthole And Whip My Ass.

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