Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

[Jim Farmer]

I'm so hoping he will visit us for His birthday.
I will prostrate myself at His feet.
I will leap into His arms and hug Him like there is no tomorrow.
I will weep tears of joy into His lap.
I want Him to touch me as no one has touched me before.
I am so excited just thinking of the prospect of coming face-to-face with my Saviour.

Please Jesus, Come to me, Come to us at LBC for your birthday.
Would you like a cake?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That is a magnificent cake, brother. Can it accommodate 2000+ candles?

I pray that when Jesus manifests on His birthday, at least one very special member of His entourage accompanies Him:


It ain't a party without Kirk Cameron!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

At a little over 2000 years old, I figure that blowing out 2000 candles might be a little hard on Him (that's more than 20 times my mother's age, and she couldn't blow out one candle). I think He'll enjoy the cake without candles.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

I'm so hoping he will visit us for His birthday.
I will prostrate myself at His feet.
I will leap into His arms and hug Him like there is no tomorrow.
I will weep tears of joy into His lap.
I want Him to touch me as no one has touched me before.
I am so excited just thinking of the prospect of coming face-to-face with my Saviour.

Please Jesus, Come to me, Come to us at LBC for your birthday.
Would you like a cake?

I hear ya, Jim Farmer!!

Like you, my friend. I've been wanting to take him (Jesus) to the hidden cabin near the swamp - where me and my cousin used to spend the night together- and proclaim my love to him in there... as a Christian.

So yeap... you can come along if you want to.

Just please don't bring anything with ya, cause I got everything sorted. I'll have with me my remington, colt and some ropes just incase that we get bored and wanted to hunt for wild pigs.

Merry Christmast & God bless

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Unfortunately, I think He may be a little too busy for that. There are just too many people who want to worship Him.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Unfortunately, I think He may be a little too busy for that. There are just too many people who want to worship Him.

I could make do with an appearance by Brother Cameron!

[LolitaInbred]

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That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.

One thing's for sure - he won't be taking you back with him!

[LolitaInbred]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.

Don't blame Jesus for your pending eternal stay in Hell. Your own choice of completely ignoring His Holy Bible is what ensured your doom.

• We (this includes you!) have to follow 100% of God's laws. (James 2:10)
• We (this includes you!) have to use the entire, unaltered Bible. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7)
• Almost everyone (this includes you!) will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
• God hates sinners (this includes you!). (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)

[LolitaInbred]

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Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.

Is that the way you get your jollies, by abusing the elderly?



I pray that when Jesus returns you don't treat Him the same way just because He's old.

YiC,

Zech

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

I am most certain that Jesus will communicate with us as He does on a daily basis with our beloved pastor Ezekiel! I also hope next Christmas I'll be entertaining Him in person with my witty anecdotes and exciting stories in Heavenly Joy!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?

That is a magnificent cake, brother. Can it accommodate 2000+ candles?

Well, what about this cake then?