[BrotherLarry]

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Starbucks has become a plague in ungodly NYC. I am staging a peaceful protest on Black Friday outside the three Starbucks on my block. Every fifteen minutes I will move from Starbucks to Starbucks, holding a cup with the Baby Jesus emblazoned on it. I will be offering FREE coffee to passersby, and then asking them to drink out of the Baby Jesus Cup. I had a sign made that says "The best part of waking up is Jesus on your cup!" and another that says, "I'm Sipping with the Savior!" that will be held by a couple of volunteers from the homeless shelter in exchange for all the coffee they can drink.


This is going to make the TV news, fellow True Christians(TM)! God will be honored and glorified. But there's more!


We have a definite MAYBE from none other than Kirk Cameron, who has agreed to drink a cup from the Baby Jesus Cup. The tentative acceptance letter reads as follows:


"Mr. Cameron certainly loves the Baby Jesus and loves coffee. We will agree to appear if Mr. Cameron is available, but we make no guarantees, since he has been asked to make a paid appearance in California that morning. We aren't saying no, but it depends on whether he agrees to earn $50,000 for the California show or decides to do your protest. So this is a tentative maybe, but, you know, $50,000 is a $5000 tithe that will bring many souls to the Lord. We are sure you understand."


Isn't that exciting? We've also extended an invitation to Pastor Ezekiel to lead a prayer service but have heard nothing back from him as of this moment.


These are exciting times. Let's remain on our knees this week, people! Let's shew our Lord the utmost of thanks by helping shut down Starbucks for good. Shout Glory!


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm so angry at the Starbucks Corporation's refusal to admit Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus I started to wonder, is Starbucks some kind of cult organization.

If you look at the Starbuck's logo, you can see it signals some other meaning. Doing a little research I found this:

Yet the whole “red cup” controversy starts to look pretty silly when you take into account that Starbucks’ logo (which emblazons every cup) has been actually highly esoteric in nature from the beginning.
While The Little Mermaid portrays Ariel as a quirky, curious beauty with hopes of exploring the world, according to Greek mythology, mermaids, or sirens, were predatory seductresses that would seduce sailors with songs and promises of sex — and then kill them.

So, Starbucks does want the cross or manger scene on its cups because it is busy promoting sex with deadly mermaids. I have no doubt another "killing" aspect is the AIDS that comes from having sex with homers.

I would advise all people not to even look at the dangerous mermaid on Starbucks coffee cups.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Only crazy white people go to Starbucks to pay so much for coffee. No self respecting Black man would be seen there except in case of emergency like if the white girl wants to go there in the morning and you want to come back to her crib tonight.

Also they are very racist at Starbucks because they will not buy coffee from Black men. They say they buy coffee from Africa but those are Arabs over there and they have bombs too. In Jamaica we grow excellent Blue Mountain Coffee but the white people from Starbucks will not sell it in their stores. And they are from Seattle! The white people in Seattle are said to love Black people there.

Everyone in Jamaica grows Blue Mountain Coffee. You see it in front yards and behind houses and in every vacant lot. That is because crazy white people pay so much money for it. We drink Folgers and sell the Blue Mountain Coffee to the crazy white people. They are probably the same crazy white people who go to Starbucks but they drink our coffee at their house and impress their neighbors. I think most white people are crazy- present company excepted of course.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Someone told me recently that Ronald McDonald hates Baby Jesus as much as Starbucks. Impossible, I thought. That was until I looked into it. No Baby Jesus here:

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Just when you think Starbucks has given the ultimate bird to we True Christians™, it insults us even further. The 2017 Starbucks Christmas cup is all about celebrating homerism. Please don't buy Starbucks. It promotes the homer agenda:

Some People Think Starbucks Is Promoting ‘Gay Agenda’ On Holiday Cups

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm so revolted, green and blue can only mean one thing.
Avatar cosplay.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Many of you will remember the post that started this thread:

This war of Christmas is getting worse every year. This year, the Starbucks corporation took any reference to the word Christmas or the birth of Jesus off its cups. Instead, the cups are red, period. The outrage is growing. Here in the Des Moines metro the boycott is on. Starbucks needs to get out the magic markers and write "Merry Christmas" manually on every cup before this thing ends.




Snowflakes, doves and trees are out and minimalism is in for Starbuck’s signature holiday cups — to the dismay of Christian evangelists.
The coffee chain’s seasonal designs are remixed each year, but this year’s tri-color tone of red, green and white has apparently angered some religious leaders for declaring a so-called “war on Christmas.”
“Starbucks REMOVED CHRISTMAS from their cups because they hate Jesus,” wrote former Arizona pastor Joshua Feuerstein in a viral Facebook post that had at least 8 million views Saturday night.

Well, I'm pleased to announce that after years of protracted and delicate negotiations, Landover and Starbucks have agreed a transitional compromise:

By Easter, all hint of rabbits should be gone and training in appropriate verses will have begun.


So Starbucks is again a "Permitted Place" within the Town Ordinances: Don't forget to ask for you "special cup".

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm glad Starbucks has a nice red cup with a Bible verse. I was hoping it would be another verse:

Isaiah 9:6 “For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” King James Version (KJV)

I wonder if the company is open to negotiation.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I was hoping it would be another verse:

Isaiah 9:6 “For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” King James Version (KJV)

I wonder if the company is open to negotiation.

This is where the training comes in. Starbucks complained that Isa 9:6 was too long, it would not fit on the cup, and that customers would lose interest halfway through.

They did try to cut it down to “For a child is Wonderful, Counsellor," but couldn't understand why that might be misinterpreted as a remark to a lawyer.

[WWJDnow]

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I recuse to buy anything at Starbucks until they change their logo.



Seriously, Starbucks? A woman holding her legs behind her head? There is no place for this kind of blatant sexuality in polite society.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Seriously, Starbucks? A woman holding her legs behind her head? There is no place for this kind of blatant sexuality in polite society.

I couldn't unsee that visual quick enough to block the thought that those were my legs and she was penetrating me with a large plastic strapon. Mm, I need some coffee.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Why has she got a pentagram on her head?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I was hoping, even praying, this would be the year Starbucks would feature Baby Jesus on its Christmas coffee cup. That picture and a brief scripture would spread the story of Jesus all over the world.

But, no, it did not happen this year. Starbucks can't seem to recognize Christmas is about rejoicing Baby Jesus, not drinking its expensive coffee.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I hadn't noticed that; who thinks this stuff up? So glad I cook my own green coffee beans (in a wok) before grinding (in a mortar) as required. Using a ceramic pot (to heat the ground beans in water) means that no metal is used during preparation.