[Roland]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

What he did to Blondi is unforgivable, and he didn't even eat her when she is dead! Such a waste! [...]

Hello Kim,

What a waste indeed, very sad also. I´ll console myself with the thought of your subjects rejoicing that you would not be so wasteful and indeed would eat the dog after it happened to get killed with cyanide.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Undies-Boy! As a special gift for you I fixed your quote!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

As for the content, you chose a video about Adolf Hitler. What is your context? We've covered the mouth-sword and casting people alive into utter darkness, into the bottomless pit to suffer for ever and ever. He did his worst but did not cover the eternity. I'd say that that would be beyond naughty and, still, many of your kind have dreamt of stuff like that. Or are you referring to the imaginary nature of the state of the world? That video is an act and, in a similar manner, your nation is filled with real suffering, but the people are bombarded with images of prosperity and opulence. Of course, the community that owns this Forum is also entering the world where shared imagination is replacing fact, as we saw on November 8th.

That said, I do remember young Adolf. I really tried and gave (by proxy) him the bestest gift imaginable. I gave him Blondi, and look what he did with her! He would not spare even her in the midst of all his beyond-naughtiness. I cannot forgive him that. Jesus might, though, he's high on repentance and last-minute remorse.

Here's another gift for you. Check out her story and learn.

What he did to Blondi is unforgivable, and he didn't even eat her when she is dead! Such a waste! Friend, I am send you that link because it shows Hitler is kill you with his pencil of doom! However, you are clearly not dead as you have post. The mans who is "Santa" in video will clearly not the real Santa.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.

Friend, I am never sleep, I am always awake to keep watch over the Korean people.

[Santa Claus]

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Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.

Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.

I know God has lifted the dietary laws when Peter was hungry (Acts 10:9-16), but these creepy creeping things really should have remained unclean.

I heard it was some sort of Swedish mountain cheese called Örmentaler. I just hope his ankles are better.

Ho, ho, ho, my girlies! Lissy-Sissy and Jo-Jo! This is not nice! Shouldn't your speech always be with grace and seasoned with cinnamon, honey, cloves, gingerbread, saffron, and puppies. Undie-Boys's obesity problem is being taken care of with the Fat Camp. There is no need to remind him of his morbid adiposity. You wouldn't like anyone to constantly refer to your wrinkles, either, although they are like beams around your eyes.

I can help. I'll deliver.



Just a friendly reminder: You'll need stockings that measure by the gallon. An extra reminder: Use it on the face only and not on the even bigger wrinkles in the unmentionable regions. Ho Ho Ho!!

[Santa Claus]

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Santa Claus, is you dead?

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

Undies-Boy! As a special gift for you I fixed your quote!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

As for the content, you chose a video about Adolf Hitler. What is your context? We've covered the mouth-sword and casting people alive into utter darkness, into the bottomless pit to suffer for ever and ever. He did his worst but did not cover the eternity. I'd say that that would be beyond naughty and, still, many of your kind have dreamt of stuff like that. Or are you referring to the imaginary nature of the state of the world? That video is an act and, in a similar manner, your nation is filled with real suffering, but the people are bombarded with images of prosperity and opulence. Of course, the community that owns this Forum is also entering the world where shared imagination is replacing fact, as we saw on November 8th.

That said, I do remember young Adolf. I really tried and gave (by proxy) him the bestest gift imaginable. I gave him Blondi, and look what he did with her! He would not spare even her in the midst of all his beyond-naughtiness. I cannot forgive him that. Jesus might, though, he's high on repentance and last-minute remorse.

Here's another gift for you. Check out her story and learn.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.

I heard it was some sort of Swedish mountain cheese called Örmentaler. I just hope his ankles are better.

[Basilissa]

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Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

Not only the terrible smelling Salmonella cheese (or whatever they call these fancy cheeses these times), but also l'escargot and toads and all of the other disgusting things these people eat.

Leviticus 11:29-31
29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

I know God has lifted the dietary laws when Peter was hungry (Acts 10:9-16), but these creepy creeping things really should have remained unclean.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Maréchale Kim, it worries me that you so often seem to post in the middle of the night or very early in the morning, Pyongyang time. Tell us, do you suffer from insomnia as a result of indigestion? Could it be the cheese?

I will pray for you.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Santa Claus, is you dead?

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtBAViUq1M

[Santa Claus]

Re: ASK SANTA! MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!

Nobody gave you permission to call me "Handy".

Formally Yours,
Handmaiden

Aren't you precious, Handy dear! As you remember well, I started calling you Handy when you were a wee child! We adults give children names, but it is not customary to wait until the child turns 18. And, compared to everyone else, I am always the adult in any relationship.

You're so cute that I've got an extra gift for you. I like this brand. Rosita the Reindeer also likes it rubbed on her back. You might want to try that, too! Ho Ho Ho!

[handmaiden]

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. . . my little friend Handy!

Nobody gave you permission to call me "Handy".


Formally Yours,
Handmaiden

[Santa Claus]

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Friend, I am sorry but I do not think the Bible mentions whether magic is renewable or not, because it does not wish to lure you into the magic which will a sin. However, when you read the Harry Potter books, you will see magic can be use over and over again, and many Christian are opposed to those book because for he will an accurate portrayal of satanic magic, and they do not want children expose to it. That is why magic will a renewable resource.

Un-Dun-Dun, my child. Both you and Baby Jesusy-Deesusy see things in such a short perspective and same goes for my little friend Handy! One day with me is as a thousand years and a thousand years as one day!

Oil is actually renewable. It was produced quite a few years ago, hundreds of millions of years before God and Jesus started messing around, by the accumulation of tiny maritime organisms. They were compressed under tremendous pressures, and during the eons they were transformed into oil. It will take only a few hundred million years to re-fill these deposits. I'm in the process delivering them all the time, but sometimes the delivery might take a while!

Be nice. You might get a second lollipop!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Hello Un,

Please cite a source for this (what I think is an) assumption. The Bible would do, if you have any other sources that might undermine your case even better, please include them.

Kind regards,

Roland

Friend, I am sorry but I do not think the Bible mentions whether magic is renewable or not, because it does not wish to lure you into the magic which will a sin. However, when you read the Harry Potter books, you will see magic can be use over and over again, and many Christian are opposed to those book because for he will an accurate portrayal of satanic magic, and they do not want children expose to it. That is why magic will a renewable resource.

[Santa Claus]

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Ahem, "Santa", if I were a liberal, I would point out that many plastics are made from oil, which is a non-renewal resource.

Supposedly, you used to make wholesome, wooden toys. I'm sure than when Jesus had leftover wood from His carpentry projects, He made toys for some of His little step-cousins in Nazareth. Maybe He also made buttons for people's cloaks and togas, assuming that they had buttons in those days.

Archanely Yours,
Handmaiden

Handelstein-Dandelstein, my Baby! I know you loved the wooden trains and horse carriages that I used to pack into your stockings. Nice people want nice things, and without the plastics only a few very rich nice people would get the nice things, but with plastics everyone can get them. You can make people complacent and silent with fear in this world with obscure promises about the next one - we've covered that here; with fear in this world with no empty promises of anything better - we've covered that as well; or with glass beads and firewater - that I can deliver. OK, I admit that I am the ultimate cargo cult, but I not only promise. I deliver.

These are for you! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Do I really need to say more?

Brentin, my forever Toddler-in-Mind-and-Spirit! You always tried to stay awake by the fireplace, but when you eventually dozed off, I used to sneak in and swing your stockings!

That said, you gift list this year is a bit over the top, isn't it! I mean, it really is not a good idea to hoist an entire island town from Newfoundland Canada through the chimney into your stocking. Rosita won't be able to pull the sleigh, the town won't fit the chimney let alone the stocking (you might want to use lycra for your stockings next year)! This is something you should ask Jesus do, as he specializes in mountain relocation. OK, I admit, I'm still waiting for any one of you having the faith to say unto a mountain, remove hence from Canada to yonder place to my mantelpiece, and it would remove, and nothing would be impossible to you!



I'll just get you a plastic thingy with a similar name as always, OK? I'll have my elfs look into it. It has to be something that fits your socks smoothly. That I can deliver! Be nice. Ho, Ho, Ho!!! Be nice, Brentin. By being nice is a man justified to me, and not by faith only!

[Brentin]

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Un, my child! Take this as a lesson, the lesson that Jesus never learned, when I tried to show him how to be nice with some well-chosen gifts. He was too high on the sword in his mouth and the army of two-hundred-million-something angels to purge the land of those who were sometimes nice but did not have the faith. He is nothing without the faith, you know, he would simply vanish in a puff of logic.

I do not care of the faith. You don't have to shout out that you believe in fairies and clap your hands to make me real. I deliver. I deliver toys to kids. You and Jesus deliver kids to war zones. I deliver Power Rangers and Teenage Turtles to boys. You and Jesus deliver boys to the front. I deliver Ponies and in an increasing number Power Rangers to girls. You and Jesus deliver girls to exhausting labor in the fields and to childbearing to save them, and in an increasing number to the front.

The kids treat the toys as if they were real atomic bombs, and you and your kind treat atomic bombs as if they were toys. You still live. You can still be nice and get the sweetest Swiss chocolate that I can deliver. Jesus is no longer here to answer for the stuff done in his name. I like you more. I'll give you an extra lollipop this year.

I also give you this song

LINK TO DRUG ADDICT SONG REMOVED


...ho ho ho...

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Do I really need to say more?