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  • #16
    Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

    Through song, like this guy did (Note: Some foul language and some violent content, viewer discretion is advised)

    Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

    Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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    • #17
      Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

      Well, at the Hutchins main house, we have pressure sensitive switches on the edges of the chimney. These go into a delay igniter (20 Ms.) and fire off a series of plasma cutting torches.
      No one is coming down our chimney and get at Mrs. Hutchins cookies and milk!

      I do not worry about the messican and nigras living in the chicken coop, they have no chimney, only kerosene heaters they rent from the company store. Can you believe we are forced to sell kerosene at $9.799 a gallon?
      Last edited by James Hutchins; 11-15-2010, 03:33 PM.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

        How can you kill a mythological creature?

        Asking how to kill Santa is like asking how to kill Zeus, or the Great Pumpkin, or Thor, or the Easter Bunny, or Quetzalcoatl, or any of the other silly things people make up to scare children into behaving nicely so they can get a reward or avoid punishment. Wouldn't it be better to focus on helping people find Salvation, so they can spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus instead of burning forever in the Lake of Fire?

        Unless the question is those shopping mall drunks dressed up as Santa. In that case . . . I imagine God will do it in His time. Or we can pass a law to make dressing as certain fictional deity-type characters illegal and punishable by execution!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #19
          Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

          a simple and easy way might be to add a little holy water to the milk beside the fireplace, wouldn't that be a great christmas present to holy children everywhere who have been victimized by satan clause
          Deuteronomy 6:5
          Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

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          • #20
            Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

            This should keep any Santa out of your house.

            Drama queen

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            • #21
              Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

              Originally posted by despising david View Post
              a simple and easy way might be to add a little holy water to the milk beside the fireplace, wouldn't that be a great christmas present to holy children everywhere who have been victimized by satan clause
              Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
              Drama queen

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              • #22
                Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
                Psst . . . I think he's a Catholic.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                  What about serving him poisoned cookies and milk?
                  GOD HATE FAGS
                  Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                    Hi all my first real post here on the forums.
                    Killing santa cant be that hard.

                    How about this, santa lives somewhere in greenland? very cold there right?
                    Inplant mad raindeer decease on his raindeers, let time work. His raindeers will die pretty soon that would mean that santa has no transportation whatsoever, i mean who has seen santa delivering presents in a cadilac?
                    This will make santa freeze to death up there.
                    Well that was my suggestion.

                    Truth is someone said santa is catholic, i REALLY belive that too.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                      It may be true that he is chathlicker but I have also heard from several sources that he is infact a pagen.
                      GOD HATE FAGS
                      Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                        I've always thought Santa was a violation of the first commandment, but he does keep the kids in line around the holidays.

                        Now the real thing to do is kill the IDEA of Santa (Spoiler Warning for Kids: Santa isn't real), and instead have people looking to God for some REAL gifts aroud the holidays - the gift of Jesus!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?
                          Of course, we would never do that. However, Holy Water does have one use. The only way to tell whether your wife has been faithful to you is to have a Jewish priest has to mix mud from holy water and dust, then the woman drinks it. If she gets diarrhea and her belly swells and her thighs rot, that proves that she was unfaithful. Otherwise, she is innocent, and will get pregnant. See Numbers 5:12-31.

                          BTW, I'm in the Santa is real camp. I think he's a demon, like the other Catholic "saints."
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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