[Higgins]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

Through song, like this guy did (Note: Some foul language and some violent content, viewer discretion is advised)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

Well, at the Hutchins main house, we have pressure sensitive switches on the edges of the chimney. These go into a delay igniter (20 Ms.) and fire off a series of plasma cutting torches.
No one is coming down our chimney and get at Mrs. Hutchins cookies and milk!

I do not worry about the messican and nigras living in the chicken coop, they have no chimney, only kerosene heaters they rent from the company store. Can you believe we are forced to sell kerosene at $9.799 a gallon?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

How can you kill a mythological creature?

Asking how to kill Santa is like asking how to kill Zeus, or the Great Pumpkin, or Thor, or the Easter Bunny, or Quetzalcoatl, or any of the other silly things people make up to scare children into behaving nicely so they can get a reward or avoid punishment. Wouldn't it be better to focus on helping people find Salvation, so they can spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus instead of burning forever in the Lake of Fire?

Unless the question is those shopping mall drunks dressed up as Santa. In that case . . . I imagine God will do it in His time. Or we can pass a law to make dressing as certain fictional deity-type characters illegal and punishable by execution!

[despising david]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

a simple and easy way might be to add a little holy water to the milk beside the fireplace, wouldn't that be a great christmas present to holy children everywhere who have been victimized by satan clause

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

This should keep any Santa out of your house.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

a simple and easy way might be to add a little holy water to the milk beside the fireplace, wouldn't that be a great christmas present to holy children everywhere who have been victimized by satan clause

Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?

Psst . . . I think he's a Catholic.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

What about serving him poisoned cookies and milk?

[Angryman]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

Hi all my first real post here on the forums.
Killing santa cant be that hard.

How about this, santa lives somewhere in greenland? very cold there right?
Inplant mad raindeer decease on his raindeers, let time work. His raindeers will die pretty soon that would mean that santa has no transportation whatsoever, i mean who has seen santa delivering presents in a cadilac?
This will make santa freeze to death up there.
Well that was my suggestion.

Truth is someone said santa is catholic, i REALLY belive that too.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

It may be true that he is chathlicker but I have also heard from several sources that he is infact a pagen.

[Ksevio]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

I've always thought Santa was a violation of the first commandment, but he does keep the kids in line around the holidays.

Now the real thing to do is kill the IDEA of Santa (Spoiler Warning for Kids: Santa isn't real), and instead have people looking to God for some REAL gifts aroud the holidays - the gift of Jesus!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Best Way to Kill Santa?

Holy Water? What kind of BAPTIST Church keeps Holy Water?

Of course, we would never do that. However, Holy Water does have one use. The only way to tell whether your wife has been faithful to you is to have a Jewish priest has to mix mud from holy water and dust, then the woman drinks it. If she gets diarrhea and her belly swells and her thighs rot, that proves that she was unfaithful. Otherwise, she is innocent, and will get pregnant. See Numbers 5:12-31.

BTW, I'm in the Santa is real camp. I think he's a demon, like the other Catholic "saints."