[MitzaLizalor]

Santa, I find this picture offensive.

I'm beginning to have my doubts about this "Santa" – isn't it foreign for saint? The Bible enables us to know what a saint is (every true Christian and certain believers predating Christ such as Deborah, Jephthah, Daniel and so on) but its use as a title, akin to Mister [Mr Smith] or Viscount [Vis. Melbourne], suggests that believers may exist who are not saints.
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Comparisons between demonic possession, a very real threat acknowledged by Jesus, and so-called tree huggers are obvious – but what about other plants? Santa's picture had the alarm bells ringing! A detailed analysis was called for: it didn't take long and here are the results.
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RGB values as sampled	sample from illustration	sample from nature	a link to the original photograph
LEFT	. #E64A10	. #E84312	https://www.23hq.com/23666/149884275_1b4...standard.jpg
MIDDLE	. #DF5F3D	. #DF5D38	https://www.23hq.com/23666/149884277_b05...standard.jpg
LOWER RIGHT	. #B5AC46	. #B9AB45	https://www.23hq.com/23666/149886289_09c...standard.jpg
UPPER RIGHT	. #E2C881	. #E2CC86	https://www.23hq.com/23666/149884283_e2c...standard.jpg

To verify the analysis, a comparison between RGB values sampled from Santa's post and those from photographs from nature, together with links to the photographs, is provided. The similarity is so remarkable—even if it were not immediately apparent—that his agenda is revealed: alkaloids this Christmas and just look at them! All ready for admixture into a fruit punch to be glugged down by anyone seeking to deny Christ.

• LEFT Very clearly a tub of chopped up toadstools, steeped according to Santa's recipe or blanched or whatever he does with them, right there on the table. Does he think Christians are stupid?

• MIDDLE It may look like wedges of stonebaked bread, very fashionable I guess. But no guesswork is required to identify what the "bread" is made from! A specially selected batch of rye with the fruiting heads of ergot, processed in some way, presented in its little basket already to go in.

• LOWER RIGHT Now this one is particularly blatant. It's what first alerted me to Santa's ploy, having its roots deep in paganism as requested by degenerates everywhere. There are many cactus juices to choose from but the simplest RGB comparison tells us this is not a plant recommended for consumption in any Christian home.

• UPPER RIGHT Here again, I was struck by the shape of this ingredient and had no trouble finding the fungus concerned. The RGB values are averaged over sampled details and compared with Santa's picture, as if any comparison were needed, just to make sure. Some may say we can eat anything, any plant at least, which might be true. But we also have words of caution in The Bible, tailored to the festive season, just as God knew would persist, even into The Last Days.

Isaiah 29:9 Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with wine; they stagger, but not with strong drink.

I Corinthians 10:21-23 Ye cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils. Do we provoke the Lord to jealousy? are we stronger than he? All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

[Santa Claus]

I'm beginning to have my doubts about this "Santa" – isn't it foreign for saint?

Mitsy-Bitsy, my teeny-weeny gigliegirl. "Santa" is not my name, it's just a nickname given to me by Americans, who had trouble (and still do) spelling Nicholas. Ma Claus calls me "Dearling", "Sugerplum" or "Me Precious".

Comparisons between demonic possession, a very real threat acknowledged by Jesus, and so-called tree huggers are obvious – but what about other plants?

Darling Honey-Bunny, there are only some microscopic algae that thrive on North Pole (or beneath it in the sea). I hope that this answers your question.

Does he think Christians are stupid?

Well...

yes.

Do we provoke the Lord to jealousy?

Well, I think that because of my popularity that exceeds religious and national boundaries, JC must be thinking if his strategy of conditional love really works better than my unconditional deliveries.

are we stronger than he?

Well... no. My delivery system beats UPS or FedEx or ox-drawn carriages any Christmas Night.

But, Mitzy-Bitzy? Any requests? No need! I know that you really really crave for that yellow polka-dot bikini. But no can do... Your lot introduced the bikini only after that unfortunate nuclear event on that similarly-named atoll. BUT, as always, I deliver. This wonderful glacially-preserved swimsuit is YOURS come Christmas morning.



And since you're interested in obsessed by colours, some deliveries for your paintjobs are also forthcoming. Ho ho ho! I love you too, my Possum!

[MitzaLizalor]

Thank you for your concern. As it happens I am decorating and additionally already have bathing attire. A sample of the fabric is attached. There was a bit of a mix up and the supplier made up "Iceberg" instead of "Smokey Ice" which was neither contrasting nor similar enough to be much use – so I just did the whole room again. I'm thinking of red highlights, maybe with some dark brown or white: your garment will be useful as a smock.

You mentioned requests. It is not my way to voice opinions or demands but the uranium glass will look nice in the kitchen, which I'm planning to do in blue with white clouds on the walls. So far I have Sauternes and Tokaji (the double acute accent you suggested will be useful) also appropriate.

[GanduHindu]

Well, I think that because of my popularity that exceeds religious and national boundaries.

This part is definitely true. I don't understand him (so mysterious) but Santa Claus's popularity is pretty global. Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Communistic Chinese, Muslims. Everyone is fascinated with this North Pole phenomenon.

Hey Santa, that reminds me. I have another request on behalf of the children of Honest Abdul, our trusted family driver who happens to be Muslim. I treat them like my own kids.


The first two are ittle Aminah (10), and Honest Abdul Jr. (13)..Aminah might get married in a year or two according to Muslim custom so get her something bridal. Honest Abdul Jr. would want to take after his dad and become an Uber driver. Get him a Porsche or something.

And there's a third quaint boy. I don't know how to describe him as it's a sensitive, painful subject. He's extremely, extremely special.That's why they won't let him play outside. Local Mooselimbs at the mosque believe he might be their promised Messiah (Al-Masih).

So far Honest Abdul's only caused 15 accidents in his entire career (3 were fatal) which if you ever drove a sleigh in India, would know is actually quite an impressive safe statistic.

I take care of this family, man. Counting on you to make them happy. 😴🤘

[MitzaLizalor]

mosque . . . their promised Messiah (Al-Masih)

I'VE HIGHLIGHTED THE RELEVANT PORTIONS IN YELLOW
Hello again Yes, it would be possible to "look something up on the interwebs" but I don't do that as a rule, preferring to ask someone and just remember what they said for future reference. (If the topic came up again, I could compare a second interlocutor's remarks and build up a body of precedent in a sort of mental archive.) Mostly, perhaps like yourself, I just request sources I'm already familiar with for links – anyway, is Al-Masih the same as the Mahdi? You may recall that Winston Churchill already had dealings with one of these, referenced below on the first page of Chapter One if you're interested:

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4943/4943-h/4943-h.htm

Now there's this Frenchman called Claude Vorilhon who operates a system of communication with aliens evidently by flying saucer inside a volcano. A bunch of them were handing out brochures and I went to their kiosk. (In fact he's now changed his name to Raël Maitreya and grown a longer beard.) Neither dear leader nor alien were present, plenty of underlings though, so what I heard was second hand a bit but directly from followers of this deranged cult. Sufficiently trusted followers to be sent out as missionaries. Since you already know what a Maitreya is, I don't need to include links: no idea if he's also claiming to be the mahdi, hence my question: should I also listen out for his claims to be al-Masih?

Thank you.

[Santa Claus]

This part is definitely true. I don't understand him (so mysterious) but Santa Claus's popularity is pretty global. Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Communistic Chinese, Muslims. Everyone is fascinated with this North Pole phenomenon.

Hey Santa, that reminds me. I have another request on behalf of the children of Honest Abdul, our trusted family driver who happens to be Muslim. I treat them like my own kids.

The first two are ittle Aminah (10), and Honest Abdul Jr. (13)..Aminah might get married in a year or two according to Muslim custom so get her something bridal. Honest Abdul Jr. would want to take after his dad and become an Uber driver. Get him a Porsche or something.

And there's a third quaint boy. I don't know how to describe him as it's a sensitive, painful subject. He's extremely, extremely special.That's why they won't let him play outside. Local Mooselimbs at the mosque believe he might be their promised Messiah (Al-Masih).

So far Honest Abdul's only caused 15 accidents in his entire career (3 were fatal) which if you ever drove a sleigh in India, would know is actually quite an impressive safe statistic.

I take care of this family, man. Counting on you to make them happy. 😴🤘

Hindi-Bindy my sweet innocent boy! I do know your deepest cravings, but I'm still not gonna deliver you the Wagyu beef as it might cause havoc in your communitey. That said, you're a nice kid and of course I deliver. First, to darling Aminah, just like the Rebecca of these Christians but fortunately at least a bit older than Rebecca was when Isaac started to woo her. I don't think bridal accessories are yet her thing but she will appreciate some vintage cosmetics that were preserved in the forgotten stash.



Abdul Jr.? A Porsche? Certainly! Ho ho ho!



The "third guy" has been monitored very closely by the elfs for a while now. Bernard and Betty - my bestest and mostest trustworthiest elfs - would personally like to deliver him this original copy of Sitzungsberichte der Königlich Preußischen Akademie der Wissenschaften (Berlin), 1915, 844-847.



And - I really do not why - the child has requested some of this stuff, too, so I'll be delivering.



But, no Waguy this year. Still, I'm sure that the Christians of this site will keep you in their thoughts and prayers of very little brain, in their self-centered but nice imitation of doing something without actually doing anything (and as far as the world is concerned, I really appreciate all the people who refrain from doing anything). Perhaps, instead, you'd like to have some advice delivered, as if anyone knows anything about anything, it's I who know something about something. Here it goes: You need to study the Lithuanian language and perhaps then - and only then - will anyone take you seriously when it comes to linguistics. Linksmų Šventų Kalėdų and ho ho ho!

[Santa Claus]

I'VE HIGHLIGHTED THE RELEVANT PORTIONS IN YELLOW
Hello again Yes, it would be possible to "look something up on the interwebs" but I don't do that as a rule, preferring to ask someone and just remember what they said for future reference. (If the topic came up again, I could compare a second interlocutor's remarks and build up a body of precedent in a sort of mental archive.) Mostly, perhaps like yourself, I just request sources I'm already familiar with for links – anyway, is Al-Masih the same as the Mahdi? You may recall that Winston Churchill already had dealings with one of these, referenced below on the first page of Chapter One if you're interested:

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4943/4943-h/4943-h.htm

Now there's this Frenchman called Claude Vorilhon who operates a system of communication with aliens evidently by flying saucer inside a volcano. A bunch of them were handing out brochures and I went to their kiosk. (In fact he's now changed his name to Raël Maitreya and grown a longer beard.) Neither dear leader nor alien were present, plenty of underlings though, so what I heard was second hand a bit but directly from followers of this deranged cult. Sufficiently trusted followers to be sent out as missionaries. Since you already know what a Maitreya is, I don't need to include links: no idea if he's also claiming to be the mahdi, hence my question: should I also listen out for his claims to be al-Masih?

Thank you.

Mitzy-Bitzy howhody ho! I deliver. I don't engage in philosophical discussion, as I am a simple immortal supreme being who only wants to make all the children happy. A saucer it is. I'm quite sure it will fit right in with the uranium glass. Please be careful this year when checking your pantyhose by the mantlepiece as this is fragile glacier-preserved porceline and a genuine copy of some precious china.

[Johny Joe Hold]

One request, Scotch-Loving Santa, please no gifts of old Village People albums.

[Isabella White]

Hindi-Bindy my sweet innocent boy! I do know your deepest cravings, but I'm still not gonna deliver you the Wagyu beef as it might cause havoc in your communitey.

SATAN Claus: kindly refrain from terrorizing poor Mr. Hindu. Since he is not accustomed to eating beef yet, the mere mention of fatty Wagyu could be very off-putting. A leaner cut would be more in line with what would he could enjoy. Once Mr. Hindu learns to accept the directives of the , then I am sure that the enjoyment of beef will become more to his liking:

Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

("Every moving thing ..." — that includes cows, Dear.)

One request, Scotch-Loving Santa, please no gifts of old Village People albums.

Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! We cannot abide those gyrating, thrusting perverts to litter up our sacred . Mind you, the only exception that is possible is when our beloved President Donald J. Trump dances to their music. Then — and only then — is it permissible for the ears of people!

[GanduHindu]

I'VE HIGHLIGHTED THE RELEVANT PORTIONS IN YELLOW
Hello again Yes, it would be possible to "look something up on the interwebs" but I don't do that as a rule, preferring to ask someone and just remember what they said for future reference. (If the topic came up again, I could compare a second interlocutor's remarks and build up a body of precedent in a sort of mental archive.) Mostly, perhaps like yourself, I just request sources I'm already familiar with for links – anyway, is Al-Masih the same as the Mahdi? You may recall that Winston Churchill already had dealings with one of these, referenced below on the first page of Chapter One if you're interested:
...hence my question: should I also listen out for his claims to be al-Masih?

Thank you.

Oh, Sister. I thought we were past all this misattribution business. I've had many pleasant discussions with you and my other friend, the Mayor. When did I imply that I believe in any of the Al-Masih business? My appellation as a cow-worshiping Hindu should dispel any doubts that I have some inner sympathy for the black stone god of the Muhammadans of Arabia.

I love many things about them. Poor little misled children who might attempt to behead me for speaking the truth. I love them a lot, as my religion teaches me not to hate my revilers (you see, we Hindu monotheists are more "Jesus-like" than you'd want to admit).

As for that link business, I was taught in my GCSE-equivalent curriculum that when discussing a topic, all related facts should be brought to the table. This allows for thorough dissection, critique, analysis, and ultimately, debunking to everyone's satisfaction. It's an elaborate art, and I'm sure you're familiar with it, given Australia's solid education system. Although my jibes might be misplaced, they are meant in a friendly, fun-loving tone, in the good-natured spirit that every Australian including you would appreciate (sistah, both you and I have a common origin in the British Raj)

(Now there's a BBC link. Don't accuse me of watching their liberal channel. It's just the first search result I wanted to share on this topic, with as few words as possible.) I repeatedly asked the site administrators why they require this compulsory link whenever I post. I haven't received a response yet. It's like a human appendix—I don't really need the link, but I can't post without providing one.

Let us rise above petty personal slights, whether assumed or real, and unite in our efforts to debunk anything that stands in the way of the one and only True God. This will be a more productive mission than pointing fingers.

[GanduHindu]

SATAN A leaner cut would be more in line with what would he could enjoy. Once Mr. Hindu learns to accept the directives of the , then I am sure that the enjoyment of beef will become more to his liking:


("Every moving thing ..." — that includes cows, Dear.)

I will not lie. That DOES look very delicious.

Perhaps a lean cut of fatty buffalo is in order. We can make it look like the real thing.

[MitzaLizalor]

I thought we were past all this misattribution business . . . When did I imply that I believe in any of the Al-Masih business?

You didn't. I was asking you what it was.

As for that link business, I was taught in my GCSE-equivalent curriculum that when discussing a topic, all related facts should be brought to the table.

This allows for thorough dissection, critique, analysis etc.[/QUOTE]Yes; but for any dissections, critiques or analyses to take place, a certain basic grasp of the facts is needed. As you may glean, I do not teach GCSE but imagine it requires sources, either inline via footnotes or marshalled as an appendix. Great! We agree – but before launching into any topic one needs to appreciate what information one is sourcing and from where. For example, I have read Frazer's "The Golden Bough" and regardless of its content do appreciate his annotations and footnotes:



from - THE GOLDEN BOUGH, THIRD EDITION - PART IV: ADONIS ATTIS OSIRIS - VOL. II
BOOK THIRD - CHAPTER VII - OSIRIS AND THE SUN page 123

I may or may not agree with Frazer's interpretation but at least know what he's written. There are actually four orders of reference ① notes in the margin ② inline references with footnotes ③ an index at the end of each part and ④ an index volume with everything collated in one place. Altogether, it shows how Frazer developed his ideas with each successive edition. The excerpt demonstrates his system quite well and, although Victorian in origin, would benefit modern reference works, I feel.

So am I misattributing ideas to you which in fact you do not hold? No. However strongly you disagree with Mahdis or any of the Al-Masih business, since you've referred to them, I hoped to learn whether they were the same. Since I don't know that, there's nothing for me to reference and so that's what I haven't done. Thank you for contributing to the forum.

In Christ (not the mahdi!)

[Santa Claus]

One request, Scotch-Loving Santa, please no gifts of old Village People albums.

Of course not, Johny-Boy, mah-oh-mah Sweet Innocent Lad! As long as the LP is of the bestest plastic, I deliver based on requests. And this wonderful vintage album is certainly pleasing to your ears!



And, as you can see, it is in STEREO. Wonderful stuff delivered to you by your Faithful Santa!

[Santa Claus]

SATAN Claus: kindly refrain from terrorizing poor Mr. Hindu. Since he is not accustomed to eating beef yet, the mere mention of fatty Wagyu could be very off-putting. A leaner cut would be more in line with what would he could enjoy. Once Mr. Hindu learns to accept the directives of the , then I am sure that the enjoyment of beef will become more to his liking:

Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

("Every moving thing ..." — that includes cows, Dear.)

Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! We cannot abide those gyrating, thrusting perverts to litter up our sacred . Mind you, the only exception that is possible is when our beloved President Donald J. Trump dances to their music. Then — and only then — is it permissible for the ears of people!

Bella Bellissima! As stated previously, I cannot and shall not deliver people, so Mr. Trump will not be appearing from your chute this Christmas. But I can get you a Donald! I found some vintage Donald Duck costumes from the stash and now you can play all day with your little friends!


AND your Sweet Santa can and shall also remind you that this happy costume will gain you prestige among your peers!

James 2:33
And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

NOW you'll have all the respect you want! AND you can frolick listening to the rousing songs of your formative years. Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

[Santa Claus]

Oh, Sister. I thought we were past all this misattribution business. I've had many pleasant discussions with you and my other friend, the Mayor. When did I imply that I believe in any of the Al-Masih business? My appellation as a cow-worshiping Hindu should dispel any doubts that I have some inner sympathy for the black stone god of the Muhammadans of Arabia.

I love many things about them. Poor little misled children who might attempt to behead me for speaking the truth. I love them a lot, as my religion teaches me not to hate my revilers (you see, we Hindu monotheists are more "Jesus-like" than you'd want to admit).

As for that link business, I was taught in my GCSE-equivalent curriculum that when discussing a topic, all related facts should be brought to the table. This allows for thorough dissection, critique, analysis, and ultimately, debunking to everyone's satisfaction. It's an elaborate art, and I'm sure you're familiar with it, given Australia's solid education system. Although my jibes might be misplaced, they are meant in a friendly, fun-loving tone, in the good-natured spirit that every Australian including you would appreciate (sistah, both you and I have a common origin in the British Raj)

(Now there's a BBC link. Don't accuse me of watching their liberal channel. It's just the first search result I wanted to share on this topic, with as few words as possible.) I repeatedly asked the site administrators why they require this compulsory link whenever I post. I haven't received a response yet. It's like a human appendix—I don't really need the link, but I can't post without providing one.

Let us rise above petty personal slights, whether assumed or real, and unite in our efforts to debunk anything that stands in the way of the one and only True God. This will be a more productive mission than pointing fingers.

Goodness Gracious Me! You're back. I shall offer you a vision onto a very potential One and Only True Supreme Being. Criteria: definite supernatural capabilities of delivery, global worship, tithes that surpass those of any Jesus denomination million-fold. Who could that person be??