Boycott Walmart: Sing-A-Ma-Jigs promote furry homosexual orgies!

[Levi Jones]

Abominations being sold in our own back yard, Wal-Mart.

Naturally, I look at the gay assortment of rainbow colors they come in and consider them to be queer like Macintosh Computers and Skittles.
Some of you might even be inclined to dismiss these notions as being overly sensitive.

To you, I say simply look at this perversion. I believe a picture is worth much more!



1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

It appears the conspiracy goes deeper! Once godly Fisher Price (the one time producer of the Noah's Ark toy set) says the following about them,

Sing-A-Ma-Jigs are off-beat plush characters that are hard to not fall in love with… regardless of age. Squeeze their tummies and they will open their little mouths, showing off their cute little teeth, and create an adorable look and sound. Each tummy squeeze plays one pitch. Keep squeezing and you will play Sing-A-Ma-Jig’s song. Put more than one sing-a-ma-jig together and they will sing together in perfect harmony.

Sick and disgusting! These sing-a-ma-jigs teach our children about masturbation, oral sex, gay orgies and furries.

I present exhibit number two. Notice the way the toy company encourages the children to grab the Sing-a-ma-jigs to grab them by the crotch.

Why would you want your child to put his fingers on the naughty bits of the doll?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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They look like a bunch of queer pickaninnies. I'm surprised and dissapointed that Walmart is carrying such filth.

[Higgins]

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Notice the shape of their mouths as well! Clearly shaped for any number of things to be shoved in by homersexuals!

[Nobar King]

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Fisher Price gets away with it because the little dolls aren't painted in black-face, but if you had named them little jigs, no doubt some multi-cultural agenda warrior would be on here in minutes to call you a racist.

[Marshall]

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Those aren't decent at all.

[BelieverInGod]

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Those mouths are absolutely disgusting! And pastor, you're right, why do you have to grab them by the crotch?

I get so confused about Walmart sometimes, they do things like say "Merry Christmas" and then they sell garbage like this. Sometimes I don't know what to do.

[James Hutchins]

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So you say Wal*Mart carrys them? I'll be on the lookout for them Tuesday when I go in to get a new hitch ball and some frozen waffles.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Abominations being sold in our own back yard, Wal-Mart.

Naturally, I look at the gay assortment of rainbow colors they come in and consider them to be queer like Macintosh Computers and Skittles.
Some of you might even be inclined to dismiss these notions as being overly sensitive.

To you, I say simply look at this perversion. I believe a picture is worth much more!

A quick comparison reveals the roots of the name.



Al Jolson, the original Sing-A-Ma-Jig. Note the oversized, high-contrast lips.

I hope his estate sues for this unlicensed use of his likeness.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Brother Levi, I exposed this indecent toy over three months ago. In the future, you might want to use the search function to avoid embarrassment. I'm going to assume you're too lazy to click the link I provided, so here is what I posted:



This toy bears a striking resemblance to something else:

[Brian Payne]

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This indeed is a very disturbing toy. Although not much here, rainbows are not necessarily homosexual. Just because someone said "RAINBOWS ARE GAY" doesnt mean they are. God made a rainbow for something good, which can only mean 2 things, God is ok with homosexuality (which in many forms we have said no) or that RAINBOWS AINT HOMOSEXUAL. HERP MY DERPY DERP

[Brother Harold Porter]

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This indeed is a very disturbing toy. Although not much here, rainbows are not necessarily homosexual. Just because someone said "RAINBOWS ARE GAY" doesnt mean they are. God made a rainbow for something good, which can only mean 2 things, God is ok with homosexuality (which in many forms we have said no) or that RAINBOWS AINT HOMOSEXUAL. HERP MY DERPY DERP

Please take the time to read ALL of our threads before making a fool of yourself. I've discussed how the fags stole this beautiful gift from God here.

A little common courtesy please.

In Christ