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  • #31
    Re: Merry CHRISTmas - You are UNDER ARREST (again)

    Originally posted by Beli_Mawr View Post
    Can I just point out that historical and biblical evidence say that Jesus was probably born in June/July. The true celebration of winter is the Winter Solstice. Christmas was only moved to this time to make converting people easier.
    Post that historical and biblical evidence or be exposed as the filthy pagan liar that you are.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #32
      Re: Merry CHRISTmas - You are UNDER ARREST (again)

      Originally posted by Beli_Mawr View Post
      Can I just point out that historical and biblical evidence say that Jesus was probably born in June/July. The true celebration of winter is the Winter Solstice. Christmas was only moved to this time to make converting people easier.
      Let me guess, because the sheep weren't in the barns?

      I'm sorry, but I think if we look around we can find some unsaved Trash claiming every month of the year, but it can't be December! Nope! No Way! Any month but December!!!!!
      Drama queen

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      • #33
        Re: Merry CHRISTmas - You are UNDER ARREST (again)

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Well folks it's happened AGAIN. I was arrested for rebuking Christmas Carolers and beating up Santa and his minions.

        There I was in the Mall in Des Moines. I was picking up the tie I had special ordered for Pastor Zeke from J.C. Penney's. Only they had sent it to the wrong one so instead of it going to the Penney's in Christ on the Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing it got sent to some Hellbound one in Des Moines.

        Anyway, I go into Penney's and get my purchase. "Happy Holidays" chirps the JC Penney's clerk as I walk out into the mall. This incenses me! Happy Holidays my rump! This is JESUS' BIRTHDAY!

        As I'm walking down the hall I decide to see what other stores are available in the Mall. When lo and behold there they are. A group of Christmas Carolers dressed in old fashioned clothes singing "Santa Clause is Coming to Town". Beside them was a set up with the perverted Mall Santa and his disgusting little elves. There was a line of children to see him that was about a city block long.

        I was OUTRAGED that this Mall was taking CHRIST out of CHRISTmas! How dare these secular shopping Malls teach children that Santa is the reason for the Season when JESUS is the REASON FOR THE SEASON. I was even more outraged that these children were all taking turns climbing into Santa's lap. I think he was nibbling on their ears. Some children cried, but others squealed and wriggled with delight and jumped off his lap with a beaming smile on their face! PERVERTS!

        I'm standing there looking on to this atrocity in HORROR and DISGUST!

        Just then the Carolers came prancing over to me singing "Have a Holly Jolly CHRISTmas". I was consumed with righteous RAGE that they were blasphoming our LORD and HIS BIRTHDAY!

        I whipped out my mace and sprayed them right in the face! I kicked a few and then started swinging my over-sized Bible bag at them. 'HOW DARE YOU TAKE CHRIST OUT OUT CHRISTMAS" I screamed at them! Then I pushed everyone who was in my path out of my way! I was out to get Santa and his demonic little elves!

        I pushed off the kid who was on his lap and he landed with a thud. He started crying. His Mom rushed over to help, she got a GODLY dose of mace right between her eyes! Then I grabbed Santa by his collar and started screaming in his face that he was destroying JESUS' BIRTHDAY! Then I maced him in the face.

        About now his demonic little demon elves are trying to pull me off Santa. I turn around and start pummeling them with my book bag. When they fall to the ground I start kicking and screaming the JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!! HOW DARE THEY TAKE THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS!

        By now Santa has managed to run limping off into the horrified looking crowd. The Carolers and the elves are laying on the floor moaning, bloodied and crying. I notice all the kids and parents standing in line are screaming and crying. They should have been grateful I was defending JESUS' BIRTHDAY for crying out loud! This makes me even more enraged!

        Winded, I grab a kid and ask him what he is crying about. I start shaking him asking him WHY he doesn't love JESUS? WHYYYYYYYY? "You are ALLLLLLL going to HELL for worshipping SANTA I scream at the crowd!"

        As I was fumbling with my mace to spray his horrified Mom in the eyes about 3 Mall Cops come running over and tackle me. Then a few minutes more some Sheriff's officers were descending upon me! They broke a nail on my right hand as they crudely and roughly slapped cuffs on me. They had to carry me out the awaiting police cruiser. I screamed and yelled the entire way that everybody in that mall WAS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

        As I sat in the hand cuffed and FURIOUS in the police cruiser I saw several ambulances lined up and some wimpy people being put in to them on gurneys. What a bunch of wimps..... and don't they know they DESERVED it for worshipping SATAN?

        There were what seems like hundreds of people lined up on the sidewalk staring at me as the cruiser drove off. I looked as many of them as I could in the eye and mouthed to them that they were GOING TO HELL!

        My Joo lawyer came and got me out a few hours later. I think I may really be in trouble this time folks. Please I need your prayers that I will get off in the name of JESUS. I may also need some donations if some of those Satan whorshipers decide to sue me for their injuries (they brought on themselves.)

        With Lve

        Sister Thumper


        MERRY CHRISTmas
        These pagans have sullied the Name of Our Lord for too long now!!! I stand and applaude you Daisy Mae...if only more took your stance perhaps this abomination of Our Lord Jesus would not be an annual occurrance!!!!!

        Children, do not believe in the devil that is Santa Claus, for he is a heathen. Believe in the One True Lord.......JESUS!!!!!

        Praise Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • #34
          Re: Merry CHRISTmas - You are UNDER ARREST (again)

          Originally posted by Belly_Mower View Post
          Can I just point out that historical and biblical evidence say that Jesus was probably born in June/July. The true celebration of winter is the Winter Solstice. Christmas was only moved to this time to make converting people easier.
          Really? Please post that historical and Biblical evidence! We look forward to reading it.

          Oh, and be sure to take THIS into account in your evidence:

          Winter temperatures (mid-December to mid-March) can be cold and rainy. January is the coldest month, with temperatures ranging from 1 to 13 degree Celsius (33–55 °F).
          Wow, almost down to freezing. There's just no way that nomadic, tent-dwelling people who didn't have barns would have sheep out in the almost-cold-enough-to-snow. Surely the sheep would freeze to death, because they haven't any warm covering, for example wool.

          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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