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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
    • Aug 2012
    • 151
    #31
    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
    I will ask a Pastor to contact you, Motty.

    YBIC
    Thankyou, that would be very helpful.
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #32
        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

        The Gay Agenda is at it again!



        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103
            #33
            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            The Gay Agenda is at it again!



            I am reminded of Ezk 16:17, Sister.

            Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.

            It sickens me to think that people would spend their money on an image of a man and commit prostitution with it.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

            Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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              • SamePerson
                Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                • Dec 2012
                • 30
                #34
                Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #35
                    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                    Originally posted by SanePerson View Post
                    What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
                    Harry Potter is evil and will lead innocent children straight to the torturous arms of Satan himself.

                    Conspiracy EXPOSED: Harry Potter and the Church of Satan!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • SamePerson
                        Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 30
                        #36
                        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                        A lot of that is taken out of context and if you actually read the books you would see what great values Harry Potter Teaches kids.. To be brave, that good will always conquer evil, and that we must stand up for what we believe in !
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22379
                            #37
                            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                            Originally posted by SanePerson View Post
                            good will always conquer evil
                            Since Voldemort killed one of those Weasley brothers in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the message there is that Weasley is bad and Voldemort is good? All this confusing nonsense accomplishes nothing.

                            The clear consistency of the Holy Bible, that is what children need!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • John North
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 414
                                #38
                                Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                The Gay Agenda is at it again!



                                No doubt a disgusting product. But in the absence of secular laws that better follows The Bible (I’m thinking of good old Leviticus 20:13 of course), I could actually consider buying one of those dolls for my kids. It could be used in target practice when throwing stones. If you ask me, a great way to combine moral lessons with physical exercise.
                                Stop whining
                                (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                                (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                                (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                                (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                                  • SamePerson
                                    Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                                    • Dec 2012
                                    • 30
                                    #39
                                    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                    Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
                                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                                      • Rev. Jamar D. Dodson
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Nov 2012
                                        • 105
                                        #40
                                        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                        Originally posted by SanePerson View Post
                                        Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
                                        This is very simple, friend.

                                        Remember when that Guitar Hero game came out? Then all the kids wanted to learn how to play real instruments.

                                        Remember when Avatar came out in theaters? Then all these pitiful souls wanted to have head sex with giant blue monsters. They even tried to sue James Cameron. Remember?

                                        So now we have Harry Potter. And guess what? Kids want to learn magic themselves. Unlike giant blue monsters or the chances of everyone having a successful career as a musician, magic is real. With the internet kids can find witch covens and other satanic demon worshipping groups.

                                        "Thou shalt not suffer awitch to live" -- Exodus 22:18

                                        "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee." -- Deuteronomy 18:10-12

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #41
                                            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                            If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."

                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Rev. Jamar D. Dodson
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2012
                                                • 105
                                                #42
                                                Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."

                                                Those little girls will be on the stripper pole in 3 years tops. Sad.

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                                                  • SamePerson
                                                    Unsaved trash, another toothless Scottish spastic
                                                    • Dec 2012
                                                    • 30
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                                    Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
                                                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29453
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                                        Originally posted by SamePerson View Post
                                                        Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
                                                        Do the authorities in dublin know about your predilections with children? Or is it that all you mics 'Biblically know' kiddies?

                                                        I can make a few calls...
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 8337
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas

                                                            Originally posted by SamePerson View Post
                                                            Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
                                                            Citation needed.
                                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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