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  • Chezund Rice
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    Forum Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 79

    #16
    Re: And it is a WAR!

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    • Buford T Scoggins
      Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2007
      • 911

      #17
      Re: And it is a WAR!

      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post

      All my rights are gone. As a good True Christian, if I want to tie up a homer, douse him with gasoline and set him alight to give him a taste of eternal hellfire, all of a sudden I'M the bad guy. The liberal activist judges, big city police, hippy liberal DEMONstrators, and the LIEberal media would portray me as a bad person-- which I'm not. Just because as a Christian I believe that all homos should be burned alive as an abomination to God, then I'm subject to relentless religious persecution.
      Yes, Brother H., it is surely an abomination that good, right-thinking Christians are being persecuted in America today by such insidious laws such as Hate Crime legislation.

      But fear not. I predict that 2008 will be the year of Armageddon and The Rapture. The discrimination we suffer shall soon be avenged.



      YIC,
      Buford
      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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      • worried_for_america
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2007
        • 8

        #18
        Re: And it is a WAR!

        Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #19
          Re: And it is a WAR!

          Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
          Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!
          Father Christmas? Are you some kind of British person? Why did you all let Tony Blair, a True Christian (tm) leave office?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Buford T Scoggins
            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2007
            • 911

            #20
            Re: And it is a WAR!

            Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
            Christmas IS evil, i agree. I saw a guy dressed up as father christmas, clearly mocking our lord and saviour, so i punched him in his face! That will teach him for insulting Jesus!
            That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

            Isn't anything sacred?

            YIC,
            Buford
            yours in Christ,
            Brother Buford

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            The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
            - Rush Limbaugh

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #21
              Re: And it is a WAR!

              Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
              but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.
              You mean, "cheap tequilla, cheaper women and donations to "reestablish" the Mexican Empire of Aztlan () over New Mexico, Colorado, Texas, Arizona, Utah, California, Oregon and parts of Washington." It's all that the Messican lives for. That, and the chance to live off the AMERICAN taxpayer. And not vote for God's own Republicans.
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              • The Other
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2007
                • 13

                #22
                Re: And it is a WAR!

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                Welcome and Merry Christmas! This very special forum's sole purpose is to make sure our Lord Jesus Christ has a happy birthday. To best serve Jesus, we must fight a war every year against heathens, pagans, homosexuals, and infidels (The latter group also includes all of the false Christians out there, and let me tell you, there are plenty!).

                I have added a few threads, which are near and dear to the hearts of all Landovarians, so have at it. Mother Glendora
                Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
                Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

                google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #23
                  Re: And it is a WAR!

                  Originally posted by The Other View Post
                  Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
                  Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

                  google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
                  Cite your sources, heathen. You don't expect us to just accept the word of a satan worshiper on this, do you?

                  I say you are a liar, because your father is the father of lies.

                  John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: And it is a WAR!

                    Originally posted by The Other View Post
                    Best Guess: September 29, 5 B.C.
                    Biblical scholars readily tell us that it was most likely NOT on December 25th, A.D. 0.

                    google: when was jesus born, top page. i would add, implying war is the answer is unethical of you
                    Google the word jew and the top result is a bunch of jew propaganda. Why should the top result for "when was Jesus born" be any different?

                    And what's so unethical about war?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • worried_for_america
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 8

                      #25
                      Re: And it is a WAR!

                      Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                      That's nothing. Just yesterday, over at the Wacko, Texas Super Wal-Mart, they had a Mexican dressed up in a Santa outfit, ringing a bell and yelling "Feliz Navidad!," which is Spanish for "Up yours, Jesus." He had a box for people to put money into. Claimed it was for charity, but you know he was gonna steal the cash and spend it all on cheap tequilla and women.

                      Isn't anything sacred?

                      YIC,
                      Buford
                      You should have punched him in the face!

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                      • Buford T Scoggins
                        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 911

                        #26
                        Re: And it is a WAR!

                        Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
                        You should have punched him in the face!
                        It's dangerous to punch Mexicans in the face, because they're all gang members. Of course, if they're really drunk (likely) they probably won't even remember who did it.

                        YIC,
                        Buford
                        yours in Christ,
                        Brother Buford

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                        The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                        - Rush Limbaugh

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                        • The Other
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 13

                          #27
                          Re: And it is a WAR!

                          top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

                          and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: And it is a WAR!

                            Originally posted by The Other View Post
                            top result when googleing "jew" is wikipedia. gj on researching your facts.

                            and this is what i got so its hardly lying http://www.new-life.net/chrtms10.htm
                            That's a flat-out Jew lie. The top result is this. Quit your Hebrew stunts and get right with Christ.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Owthedevilbitmybum
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 4

                              #29
                              Re: And it is a WAR!

                              YAY FOR WAR
                              I'll get the cross and nails and we can go murk up those christians medieval style

                              ami doin this right?

                              EDIT; NO. BJ

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                              • H. Montague Worthington
                                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2716

                                #30
                                Re: And it is a WAR!

                                My wife Delores is a True Christian(tm) soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.

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