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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #16
    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Only terrorists would give this toy to a child. I'll boycott any shop that carries them!
    Not only does it speak satanic mudslime incantaions, but it comes with a real dynamite fanny pack. This disgusts Jesus.
    Aw, it probably doesn't matter anyway. When the mudslums get Word she's not wearing her burqa they'll crash all their carts into these Satanic Curses then stomp them into tiny pieces on the floor.

    "Allah Akbar?"

    Yeah - Right

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      • Darren Ingram-Myers
        Liebral Girlie-Man
        • Nov 2006
        • 163
        #17
        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Only terrorists would give this toy to a child. I'll boycott any shop that carries them!
        Not only does it speak satanic mudslime incantaions, but it comes with a real dynamite fanny pack. This disgusts Jesus.
        I should get one of those for Kayla. It will teach her multiculturalism.
        The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564
            #18
            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            We do this every year and I'm sure we have saved many children from evil toys. Hopefully nobody needs to be reminded about the Harry Potter Broomstick, so I won't list it this year. But I do want to put the bad old Ouija Board on the list not because it encourages witchcraft and Satanism, but because there's new evidence that Ouija can cause homosexuality! So I will start the list with Ouija. Please add your banned toys . . . good children are counting on our advice. Mother Glynndie
            Ouija boards rock. And they don't cause homosexuality.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #19
                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Ouija boards rock. And they don't cause homosexuality.
                Oh GOD, Sisters - have you ever heard of such foolishness? I think this Child has been Eating too many Candy Canes!

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323
                    #20
                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Ouija boards rock. And they don't cause homosexuality.
                    I knew it. You ARE related to Icky.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #21
                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                        Oh, I'm SURE Satan just looooves this toy!. Boxing, humping robots!

                        Surely we are in the Last Days(tm).

                        Disgusted, Sister Thumper
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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #22
                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            Oh, I'm SURE Satan just looooves this toy!. Boxing, humping robots!

                            Surely we are in the Last Days(tm).

                            Disgusted, Sister Thumper
                            Oh.my.God.

                            The eggheads always theorize as to what causes Homer!sexiness. But, Sister Thumper, that is the proof of the (Christmas?) pudding.

                            Not "pissed" off, but awash with the fine spray that comes from basting Christmas Turkeys,

                            SUV

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #23
                                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                This abomination is the hot #1 toy for sale in Godless japan. The slants just don't get it, do they? They want to miniaturize and make a robot out of everything they see.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9323
                                    #24
                                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                    What does it do? Does it slay heathens?
                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #25
                                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                        What does it do? Does it slay heathens?
                                        No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9323
                                            #26
                                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            No, sadly enough. If you speak demonic jap gibberish to it, it gives you an English "yes" or "no". Also it chirps and beeps and glows in the dark in a very un-Godlike manner.
                                            That is about as disgusting a contraption as ever I have heard! Please have the authorities ban it immediately!
                                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                              • Poetic Peter
                                                Christian Poet Emeritus
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 1696
                                                #27
                                                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                But...I want one!



                                                Ummm I want one hundred!





                                                I know a certain Cathylic church where legions could do work.



                                                Father Mo: Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!Say Hail Mary!




                                                Robrots:...No No No NO...No





                                                It -is- possible to lock them out of "yes" responses...yes???








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                                                  • SUV
                                                    True Christian™ Princess
                                                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                    Have at it, anytime!
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 11027
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                    I'll say it: Hail Mary, Full of Grapes."

                                                    Maybe the Fruit (of her womb) didn't fall too far from the Tree and this is why Jesus became such a Wino

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                        THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.

                                                        Teddy toy is a swear bear

                                                        December 02, 2006

                                                        CHRISTMAS shopper Roy Edensor was stunned when a teddy bear he had bought for his son shouted “PR*CK” when he took it out of the box.

                                                        The talking toy is a copy of Nev the Bear — star of CBBC’s Smile show. It should say “I love you,” “Fwightened” and “Yum Yum”.

                                                        Electrician Roy, 34, from Stafford, bought the toy at a local Tesco. He said: “I could not believe my ears.”

                                                        Store bosses say they have removed a batch of the bears and are investigating.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                            Senior Pastor
                                                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                            Always Biblically correct
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 10639
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            THIS man has learned the hard way not to buy toys from jews.
                                                            Oh, lovely. First, a mooselimb doll chants satanic spells to summon the moon demon, and now a teddy bear swears. Did anyone not see how this would happen once Hitlery Klingon became Senator?
                                                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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