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  • neko-lear
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Nov 2006
    • 51
    #31
    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

    wow, five days into December and only 3 pages, I'm surprised the list is this short. must not be releasing toys like they used to.

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564
        #32
        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        I knew it. You ARE related to Icky.
        For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up. I'm not related to Ixi.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564
            #33
            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

            Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
            Oh GOD, Sisters - have you ever heard of such foolishness? I think this Child has been Eating too many Candy Canes!
            It's 'foolish' that you believe a piece of wood can actually rewrite someone's DNA.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

            Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #34
                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                For the love of Satan, Al. Give it up.
                Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
                K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564
                    #35
                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                    Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                    Satan and Hellion sitting in a tree
                    K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
                    Nah. It's more like me and Manson.
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323
                        #36
                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Nah. It's more like me and Manson.
                        MANSON! What happened to Nick?
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564
                            #37
                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            MANSON! What happened to Nick?
                            Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #38
                                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
                                And a more UN-Holy Trinity than this is plain impossible to imagine - eh, Pastor Al?

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                                  • OnYourKnees
                                    On Extended Furlough
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 4729
                                    #39
                                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                    Eh. We can have a threesome. That...would be...AWESOME!!!
                                    I don't believe Pastor Pistle is the least bit interested in a threesome with you and Ms. Manson, nor with Nick's friendly donkey.

                                    Truly, your perversions know no bounds, girl! GET THEE TO CHURCH!

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                                      • hellion
                                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 564
                                        #40
                                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                        I don't believe Pastor Pistle is the least bit interested in a threesome with you and Ms. Manson, nor with Nick's friendly donkey.

                                        Truly, your perversions know no bounds, girl! GET THEE TO CHURCH!
                                        He asked.
                                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                                          • Poetic Peter
                                            Christian Poet Emeritus
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 1696
                                            #41
                                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                            More of a stuffer than a toy, this is bad



                                            http://www.bananaguard.com/version2/













































                                            Last edited by Poetic Peter; 12-07-2006, 04:18 AM.

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                                              • OnYourKnees
                                                On Extended Furlough
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2006
                                                • 4729
                                                #42
                                                Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                                                Peter, I wondered if excessive exposure to little Miss Hellmouth caused you to believe your banana is in peril . . . then I ran across THIS while looking for the latest Godly toys for my niece. Imagine my horror!

                                                From the Film Freaks line comes the razor-fanged plaything that terrified 27-time Woody Award-winning actor Ron Jeremy. Gnawings, near-drowning and immolation were all part of the game. This all-too-living life-sized toy has been available since mid-September 2004. It includes a spear, charmed watch chain and a display stand. "Majestic is really coming into its own," said Del Howison, owner of Dark Delicacies in Burbank, Calif. (Price: $39.99)
                                                Could THIS be what Miss Hellmouth REALLY looks like?!

                                                After seeing this, I don't know how I'll sleep tonight!

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                                                  • SUV
                                                    True Christian™ Princess
                                                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                    Have at it, anytime!
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 11027
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                    Oh, my Good Guard!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                        This toy is quite popular in Japan, where the nips are Godless and easily befuddled anyway. Make sure it doesn't end up in your children's pile of presents!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: BANNED Toys - Let's Make a List

                                                            GOD, Pastor Ezekiel, it was bad enough when those "people" pitted Godzilla vs Mothra vs King Kong vs the Lock Ness Monster!

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