[hellion]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

You said he wasn't a sodomite. I demonstrated that he, without a doubt, is. Sodomite is usually defined as butt sex. But the true deffinition of sodomy is 'odd' sex. Whereas it's comletely up to the person what sodomy actually is, because 'odd' is based on opinion. A BDSM porn star might find that few sexual acts are sodomy, whereas you think everything is sodomy.

What I find truly bizarre is that you still insist "he's not gay, but maybe he's bisexual" as though that makes any difference to God! This has nothing to do with god. How'd he get in this conversation anyway? This indicates that you believe that something is genuinely WRONG with being gay, which apparently is moderated by occasionally gettin' it on with a woman. Otherwise, you'd simply say -- as true liberals do -- "Yeah, maybe he is, maybe he isn't, so what? He's not in MY bed, so why should I care? I just like his <ahem> 'music'."
Manson says that he isn't gay. You said he was, I'm saying that he isn't. But there isn't anything wrong with being gay. It's just that I don't think you should call someone gay when you have no idea what their orientation is. And don't say you do, because you have never met Manson, and know little about who he actually is aside the media. He said he wasn't, so you should take his word on it.

Further, typical of starstruck children, you act as though YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE of his sexual proclivities beyond what HE HAS WRITTEN in HIS OWN BOOK. You project your fantasies of what YOU THINK he should be onto him (Do you want to be the next Mrs. Marilyn Manson, Hellion? Yes.), and refuse to hear or see anything which would call your fantasy world into question. Reminds of a religion I know...

Are you going to tell us you believe in Santa Claus next? And perhaps you have insider knowledge of what he does with all those ELVES all year? (Oh, he's married to Mrs. Claus, he's not out buggering elves . . . and if he was, that'd only make him bisexual, even though poor Mrs. Claus sits alone every night, wishing for a candy cane of her own . . .)

Santa Clause can't possibly be gay, he's not real. He's just a figure head used by the big corporate businesses to manipulate the 'christian' holiday Christmas in order to sell their products at extremely high prices.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Now you're talking! There may be hope for you yet.

However, the intent of these secular conglomerates is a lot more malicious than you seem to think; there really is a war being fought against our sacred holiday. Read some of the literature available at our site--you'll be surprised when you see just how deep the conspiracy runs.

[hellion]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

Now you're talking! There may be hope for you yet.

However, the intent of these secular conglomerates is a lot more malicious than you seem to think; there really is a war being fought against our sacred holiday. Read some of the literature available at our site--you'll be surprised when you see just how deep the conspiracy runs.

For the most part. I don't really care about christmas. I don't mind it because I get presents. So why fight it when it makes you happy?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I see what you're trying to do there. We offer you love and guidance, and you spit back with flippant irony?

For your soul's sake, I'm going to bear with you. The parts of Christmas that you and other secularists enjoy... have nothing to do with Christmas. "Presents" are a manifestation of godless materialism, "Christmas" trees a detestable object of witchcraft, and "stockings" a lustful representation of a big baggy atheist foreskin. The secular agenda—the War on Christmas—aims to destroy the True Christian™ values that the holiday represents and replace them with the aforementioned symbols (idols), and eventually to do away with Christmas altogether in favor of a whitewashed, generic "seasonal celebration" that purports to celebrate diversity... while in actuality glorifying none other than Satan himself.

But you already knew that, right?

[Brother Temperance]

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Sodomite is usually defined as butt sex. But the true deffinition of sodomy is 'odd' sex. Whereas it's comletely up to the person what sodomy actually is, because 'odd' is based on opinion.

How ignorant can one woman be? Sodomy is named after the sin for which GOD destroyed Sodom! There's a clue in the name, if you look really close.

Santa Clause can't possibly be gay, he's not real. He's just a figure head used by the big corporate businesses to manipulate the 'christian' holiday Christmas in order to sell their products at extremely high prices.

I knew it. A communist.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

I don't remember violating corpses...

I think he may be confusing some parts from The Corpse Bride. (Another amazing Tim Burton movie.)

P.S.
Hellion, while you may not know a whole lot about molecules and the fact that they are not living organisms, I do have to commend you on your knowledge of the marvelously sexy Mr. Marilyn Manson. You get a cookie *give Hellion a Gingerbread man*

[Mom (Quarantined)]

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What? Are you quite sure that you aren't on drugs NL? A dead woman falling in love with someone... He helps a dead woman find her husband...?

It's a fictional movie... And thus, not real. Just a story with some moral behind it. I liked it, personally. It had really good piano parts.

[WickedWitch]

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Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.

I certainly hope you're describing the Turkish tale, because you've got your Corpse Bride synopsis wrong. Victor (the Groom) does go into the woods to practice his vows, but he puts the ring directly onto the finger of Emily (the Corpse Bride), although he thinks it's a twig, not a finger. Emily falls in love with Victor, but Victor loves Victoria (his Fiancée). Emily does take Victor into the Underworld, but Victor tricks her to bring him "Upstairs", back to the World of the Living, so he can explain to Victoria what happened. The trick had to do with having Emily meet his parents, it had nothing to do with her fiancé (Lord Barkiss, or something like that). Emily was murdered on her wedding night by her fiancé, who, while Victor is missing in the Underworld, is trying to get Victoria to marry him. Eventually, Victoria marries Lord Barkiss, and Victor almost marries Emily - but then it all gets sorted out: Emily crosses over, Victor and Victoria live Happily Ever After, blah, blah, blah. By the way, Lord Barkiss doesn't die because he sees Emily, he dies because he drinks a chalice of poison.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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It's a fictional movie... And thus, not real. Just a story with some moral behind it. I liked it, personally. It had really good piano parts.

People say the same thing about Harry Potter -- that it is just fiction and that it's not real. Satan has undermined the values of American families enough to trick them into inviting these manuals for Satanism into Godly households. Slowly evil will take root and one day the entire household (and the following 9 generations) will find themselves burning in Hell forever. Just because someone was misguided enough to believe that the "story" wasn't "real". Do you want to damn all of your children and children's children to Hell before they are even born? What sort of sick person would do that? For the kids' sake, I pray that you reconsider!

[Brother Temperance]

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You get a cookie *give Hellion a Gingerbread man*

A NAZI Gingerbread man, I have no doubt! Don't try and lie to Jesus!

[WickedWitch]

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A NAZI Gingerbread man, I have no doubt! Stuff and nonsense! Don't try and lie to Jesus!

I've never lied to Jesus! I've never even met the man! So there! old :p

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've never lied to Jesus! I've never even met the man! So there! old :p

Look here tree-hugger; Your post in this thread is completely absurd and OFF TOPIC. Try and behave, or Jesus will frown upon you. And when Jesus frowns, you feel it friend.

[WickedWitch]

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Okay, okay, okay. Back on topic: The Nightmare Before Christmas is a creative movie done in the unique and easily-spotted style of the great mind that is Tim Burton. There're a few things in there that might scare younger kids (like the Boogey Man), but it's still a damn good movie. It's a little bit of fun and imagination. Attacking a movie is like putting on full armour to attack a sundae: you look ridiculous, you get nowhere, and it's just a harmless bit of fluff; nothing to be taken seriously.

... just like Harry Potter... old :p

[SalvationSeeker]

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So when satan makes a movie to seduce and lead the most vulnerable astray, the children, that's nothing to be concerned about?
satan doesn't attack in plain sight, friend, he destroys the Christian morals from within our own society!

He uses ungodly music, movies, and games as his weapons to turn the young away from the Bible and Jesus and towards a life of sin.
He promotes witchcraft, fornication, individualism, liberalism, homosexuality, drug abuse, and so on and so on..
All in order to ensnare their souls and force our merciful Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ to throw them in hell!

He also abuses the free press to raise doubt about our Godly leaders, cause dissent, opress Christians, and spread communistic propaganda.
In short, he is promoting SIN, as he has always been doing, and always WILL BE DOING!

So it is our DUTY as Christians to make a stand, BURN THESE UNGODLY MOVIES AND PROCLAIM:
NO, SATAN! YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE SOULS OF THE CHILDREN! GET THEE HENCE!

[WickedWitch]

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*Lips quiver*.............. *Eyes fill with water*............. *Twitches*.............. *Falls off her chair laughing hysterically*