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  • hellion
    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
    • Nov 2006
    • 564

    #31
    Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.
    Can you have an erection from a man? I doubt it. Unless you're hiding something... Men who are completely homosexual as oppose to bisexual are VERY unlikely to get erections from women. Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight. But Manson can get an erection with a woman, quite easily. Hence he isn't gay. It's simple really. Apparently you just can't comprehend it.
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #32
      Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight.
      If you were straight you WOULD NOT BE WITH A WOMAN!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #33
        Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        If you were straight you WOULD NOT BE WITH A WOMAN!
        It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!
          You can't rape the willing, can you butch?

          Jesus hates female sodomites too, so you need to get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Ghost.

          BTW...you wouldn't happen to have any video of your latest lezbean encounter, would you? Just for the Brothers here to study, the better to understand the depravity of your sins....
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564

            #35
            Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You can't rape the willing, can you butch?
            Attempted as in I fought back and won. How'd I know you'd take that statement completely out of context?

            Jesus hates female sodomites too, so you need to get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Ghost.

            I never did anything with a girl. I know you're disapointed and I ruined a lot of fantasies I know you were thinking about, so sorry....

            BTW...you wouldn't happen to have any video of your latest lezbean encounter, would you? Just for the Brothers here to study, the better to understand the depravity of your sins....
            Sure...How'd I know? Oh yeah, you're men and you can't control your perverted little minds...
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #36
              Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Sure...How'd I know? Oh yeah, you're men and you can't control your perverted little minds...

              No, we know because Jesus knows THE TRUTH(tm) friend. He tells us that the nature of the sinful is utter depravity. Bearded clam digging is the least of your sins friend and unless you turn yourself over to Jesus you will be going down in the lake of fire.

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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #37
                Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                No, we know because Jesus knows THE TRUTH(tm) friend. He tells us that the nature of the sinful is utter depravity. Bearded clam digging is the least of your sins friend and unless you turn yourself over to Jesus you will be going down in the lake of fire.
                If you actually read the previous post, you'd know that I was straight. And that I've never had a lesbian experience.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #38
                  Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                  Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                  Dita is screwing everthing in her path, that is what whores like her do.

                  "Neither am I, with a size like that". Pardon? What is your size? Size of what?

                  Don't bother answering that. And she wouldn't be married to him if he was gay? Really, how naive you are.

                  You have no idea what gay guys can and cannot do (don't you think that they can't fantasize too?).

                  You assumption that a whore like Dita is necessarily going to have relations with the man she marries at all (these things are often done for convenience or financial reasons) let alone only him is, once again, absurdly naive.
                  Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?

                  Let's analyze this.

                  Dita is a Play Bunny. So she's already wealthy. That excludes her marrying him for his money. Dita is into bondage, as is Manson. They're a great sex match (unless he was gay, which he isn't). She could've married anyone who was straight and possibly richer than Manson. I mean, come on, Dita's gorgeous. But she married him instead. (Probably because of his huge size! Who could argue with that?)

                  Manson has experimented with guys, no doubt. But if he were completely gay, as oppose to bisexual or bicurious, he would probably be 'just experimenting' with girls and marrying other guys.

                  Manson, in his book The Long Hard Road Out of Hell states that since he was a young kid stole his dad's PlayBoys. He also states that he had many sexual experiences with girls and hardly thought about men as sexual partners. He grew bicurious when he was older and started exploring new sexual techniques. That doesn't mean he's gay.

                  Believe what you want, but the odds are almost certain that he's at the most bisexual. He's not gay.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #39
                    Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?

                    He is a True Christian(tm), and therefore righteous!

                    Leviticus 19:15
                    Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                    Let's analyze this. Yes, let's!

                    Manson has experimented with guys, no doubt. But if he were completely gay, as oppose to bisexual or bicurious, he would probably be 'just experimenting' with girls and marrying other guys.

                    Same-sex marriage isn't just a sin, it's not recognized by God, Jesus, Godly W. Bush, or any branch of the US Federal Government.

                    Ted Haggard.

                    Tom Cruise.

                    Rock Hudson.

                    Alexander the Great.

                    To name but a few sodomites who married members of the opposite sex while "just experimenting" with members of the same sex. And, in at least one case, meth.

                    How many homer couples have you heard about breaking up because one decided he liked surf better'n turf? NONE.

                    Manson, in his book The Long Hard <CENSORED> of Hell states that since he was a young kid stole his dad's PlayBoys. He also states that he had many sexual experiences with girls and hardly thought about men as sexual partners. He grew bicurious when he was older and started exploring new sexual techniques. That doesn't mean he's gay.

                    So, you refuse to believe the Bible, which is the word God Himself dictated in 1611, but you read a book by this transgendered freak and, because it's in print, it must be true?
                    I suppose it's not your fault that you're always wrong . . . You can't see the forest for the trees, girlie.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #40
                      Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Who are you to judge someone you don't even know?

                      We are commanded by God Himself to judge you and your fag idol.

                      Leviticus 19:15
                      In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


                      Believe what you want, but the odds are almost certain that he's at the most bisexual. He's not gay.
                      Listen you empty-headed female harlot, and I will try and make it clear enough for even YOU might understand.

                      bisexual=queer


                      Got it? ANY male who plays hide the pickle with another male, even once, is a filthy diseased pervert who is forever cursed by Jesus, and bound for eternal damnation.

                      Several of us have been trying to get this simple fact through to your tiny, drug-addled brain, to no avail. Can you just get this one basic concept? A sodomite does not have to go get an illegal marriage in order to qualify as a disgusting homer. They don't have to wear dresses or prance around like a fairy, though the vast majority of them chose to do so....Just playing the skinflute ONCE is enough to convict you in God's loving eyes.

                      Got it?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • hellion
                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 564

                        #41
                        Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Listen you empty-headed female harlot, and I will try and make it clear enough for even YOU might understand.

                        bisexual=queer


                        Got it? ANY male who plays hide the pickle with another male, even once, is a filthy diseased pervert who is forever cursed by Jesus, and bound for eternal damnation.

                        Several of us have been trying to get this simple fact through to your tiny, drug-addled brain, to no avail. Can you just get this one basic concept? A sodomite does not have to go get an illegal marriage in order to qualify as a disgusting homer. They don't have to wear dresses or prance around like a fairy, though the vast majority of them chose to do so....Just playing the skinflute ONCE is enough to convict you in God's loving eyes.

                        Got it?
                        Umm...Manson never practiced sodomy. The farthest he's ever gone with another guy is a blow job. But I'm sure you know all about those, Zeke. By the way, do you like the Smiths?
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                        • Jesus is Lord
                          Devout seeker of the Truth™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 639

                          #42
                          Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Umm...Manson never practiced sodomy. The farthest he's ever gone with another guy is a blow job.
                          As the learned pastor said, "Just playing the skinflute ONCE is enough to convict you in God's loving eyes". This means that a b*** j** is just as bad in God's loving eyes and makes one a sodomite.

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          But I'm sure you know all about those, Zeke. By the way, do you like the Smiths?
                          How dare you accuse Pastor Zeke of such sinful things! The ONLY kind of "relations" one should have is what sinners commonly refer to as the "missionary posistion" only after they are married and then only for procreation, not enjoyment. Having one's skinflute played is not a way to have children and is only for enjoyment, which makes it sinful. It is the mass murder of babies.
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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #43
                            Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Umm...Manson never practiced sodomy. The farthest he's ever gone with another guy is a blow job.
                            Certainly you're not that dense.

                            A BLOWJOB IS SODOMY!

                            Here, let's try a Bible-FREE resource, the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

                            Main Entry: sod·omy
                            Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE
                            Function: noun
                            Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French sodomie, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom; from the homosexual proclivities of the men of the city in Genesis 19:1-11
                            : anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex; also : copulation with an animal


                            Whether or not your hero put his tallywhacker inside another man's back door (or vice-versa) is irrelevant. By your own statements above, you acknowledge that he's a sodomite!

                            Incidentally, why are you so keen on 'proving' to us something you have no firsthand knowledge about anyway, namely Ms. Manson's sexual experiences? Is it that deep down, you know that God's Law condemns his homosexual/bisexual/groupsexual perversions and fornications?

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #44
                              Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                              Certainly you're not that dense.

                              A BLOWJOB IS SODOMY!

                              Here, let's try a Bible-FREE resource, the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

                              Main Entry: sod·omy
                              Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE
                              Function: noun
                              Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French sodomie, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom; from the homosexual proclivities of the men of the city in Genesis 19:1-11
                              : anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex; also : copulation with an animal


                              Whether or not your hero put his tallywhacker inside another man's back door (or vice-versa) is irrelevant. By your own statements above, you acknowledge that he's a sodomite!

                              Incidentally, why are you so keen on 'proving' to us something you have no firsthand knowledge about anyway, namely Ms. Manson's sexual experiences? Is it that deep down, you know that God's Law condemns his homosexual/bisexual/groupsexual perversions and fornications?
                              Just because he gives a guy a blowjob doesn't mean he's gay. If a guy gets a boner while giving a blowjob, then he's gay. But I'm sure you know all about that...

                              You called him a 'homer', which is derived from 'homosexual'. Manson isn't homosexual, he's bisexual. You called him a homer, I'm telling you he's not. He openly says this, and defines rules on the subject of homosexuality.

                              Think about it. Homosexuals like men and only men. Bisexuals like girls too. Manson is very open about his sexuality. If he had been gay he would have married a guy as opose to a girl. It doesn't matter if he's going to Hell or not! That wasn't the argument. You called him homosexual, I called him bicurious.
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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #45
                                Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Just because he gives a guy a blowjob doesn't mean he's gay. If a guy gets a boner while giving a blowjob, then he's gay. I thought you said that meant he was bisexual, since he married a female. Were you present every time he performed an act of sodomy with another man to monitor the degree of arousal he experienced? But I'm sure you know all about that...

                                You called him a 'homer', which is derived from 'homosexual'. Manson isn't homosexual, he's bisexual. Which means he DOES experience arousal with other men. Therefore, by YOUR definition stated above, he's gay.

                                You called him a homer, I'm telling you he's not. But you just told us he is. Make up your mind.

                                He openly says this, and defines rules on the subject of homosexuality. So Mr/Ms Manson is now the authority on homosexuality? His word trumps that of God? On top of that, his word also trumps, say, the American Psychiatric Association? Indeed he must be a wise man!
                                You said he wasn't a sodomite. I demonstrated that he, without a doubt, is.

                                What I find truly bizarre is that you still insist "he's not gay, but maybe he's bisexual" as though that makes any difference to God! This indicates that you believe that something is genuinely WRONG with being gay, which apparently is moderated by occasionally gettin' it on with a woman. Otherwise, you'd simply say -- as true liberals do -- "Yeah, maybe he is, maybe he isn't, so what? He's not in MY bed, so why should I care? I just like his <ahem> 'music'."

                                Further, typical of starstruck children, you act as though YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE of his sexual proclivities beyond what HE HAS WRITTEN in HIS OWN BOOK. You project your fantasies of what YOU THINK he should be onto him (Do you want to be the next Mrs. Marilyn Manson, Hellion?), and refuse to hear or see anything which would call your fantasy world into question.

                                Are you going to tell us you believe in Santa Claus next? And perhaps you have insider knowledge of what he does with all those ELVES all year? (Oh, he's married to Mrs. Claus, he's not out buggering elves . . . and if he was, that'd only make him bisexual, even though poor Mrs. Claus sits alone every night, wishing for a candy cane of her own . . .)

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