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  • Fenster Burnham
    Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 16

    #1

    2/14?

    It's coming. How do we stop it?
    What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: 2/14?

    Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
    It's coming. How do we stop it?
    How do you know about 2/14? Who is this?

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: 2/14?

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      How do you know about 2/14? Who is this?
      Obviously a terrorist who knows what's going to happen. My guess is he's from Iran. Valentines day is a big thing over there, oddly enough.

      Perhaps you should report him to the CIA, Brother B-J.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: 2/14?

        Does he mean Revelation 2:14?

        Rev. 2:14 But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Juliette
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 705

          #5
          Re: 2/14?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Does he mean Revelation 2:14?

          Rev. 2:14 But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.

          I think he refers to the catholic feast of Saint Valentine that became a day of promotion for unmarried fornication and homerism in the secular world.

          But as you can read: even the vatican doesn't know why he became a martyr. He probably died of the AIDS back there in Africa.


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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #6
            Re: 2/14?

            They just used Valentinius as a cover for Lupercalia. More sneaky RC deceit.
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Fenster Burnham
              Level 5 Sorceror[sic]
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2008
              • 16

              #7
              Re: 2/14?

              I'm referring to Valentines Day. And I am proud to say I have never had a date on that day.
              What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: 2/14?

                Originally posted by Fenster Burnham View Post
                I'm referring to Valentines Day. And I am proud to say I have never had a date on that day.
                I can imagine.

                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Old Man Hatchet
                  Super Moderator
                  Beloved Church Elder
                  World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2084

                  #9
                  Re: 2/14?

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  I can imagine.

                  What ghastly, Satanic music! I turned it off after viewing an exposed navel belonging to either a man or Roberta. I feel sick and weak from the whole experience.

                  Please, dear Brother, in the future, warn us before you post such stomach-turning wickedness.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: 2/14?

                    My sincerest apologies Brother, what was I thinking?

                    In future, I will give a decent warning before linking to such trash again.

                    I will pray for your speedy recovery today. The wad of infraction points you've given me only seems fair.

                    Apologies, again.

                    YIC

                    Wide-Open
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #11
                      Re: 2/14?

                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                      What ghastly, Satanic music! I turned it off after viewing an exposed navel belonging to either a man or Roberta. I feel sick and weak from the whole experience.

                      Please, dear Brother, in the future, warn us before you post such stomach-turning wickedness.

                      My navel hardly resembles a butt hole, old man!
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: 2/14?

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        My navel hardly resembles a butt hole, old man!
                        Are you sure THIS isn't YOU??

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                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Uri Tardehd
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 59

                          #13
                          Re: 2/14?

                          That heathen has TWO marks of the beast!! Hellbound like joshjg (jg=just gay).

                          PRAISE!
                          If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                          Exodus 21:2.5

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