[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I am willing to make an exception.....

I bet you will

Say, I've got a question for you: Do you thing Jezus enjoyed doing "it" with Mary Magdalene when he was high on ephedrin???

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Say, I've got a question for you: Do you thing Jezus enjoyed doing "it" with Mary Magdalene when he was high on ephedrin???

Scripture, or it didn't happen.

[MissEnema]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Scripture, or it didn't happen.

You mean some quote coming from that book with fairy tales?

[Miss April]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

You mean some quote coming from that book with fairy tales?

Yes if you Really ever read it Please Quote something from it for us

[albinogingerfish]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Jesus and I hate lesbians!

Lesbianism is awesome.

[Amy4God]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Lesbianism is awesome.

If by awesome you mean disgusting. I don't even like looking at my own naughty parts much less another girl's.

[Amy4God]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Oh my gosh. Ewww. I reported you to he moderators.

[confedchick]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

albinogingerfish - what? How can you say that? Women are servants of the Lord and thier Masters (husband, father, brother(s)...)
When a child is born - it is a most blessed event it's a boy and better luck next time if it's a girl.
Girls are mere servants.
Why would you choose to be with a servant when you could be with a Master?! Someone far more superior who would actually choose you as a laying mate. That is simply splendid!

no servants for me.

[angels]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

albinogingerfish - what? How can you say that? Women are servants of the Lord and thier Masters (husband, father, brother(s)...)
When a child is born - it is a most blessed event it's a boy and better luck next time if it's a girl.
Girls are mere servants.
Why would you choose to be with a servant when you could be with a Master?! Someone far more superior who would actually choose you as a laying mate. That is simply splendid!

no servants for me.

Confedchick, your posts really inspire me. I am so looking forward to finding my True Christian Husband, so that I can devote my life to him and The Lord.

[confedchick]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Angels - that is such a nice thing to say, dearie! Thank you!
Good luck in your search. I'm sure you will be claimed in no time at all!

[angels]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Angels - that is such a nice thing to say, dearie! Thank you!
Good luck in your search. I'm sure you will be claimed in no time at all!

Thankyou confedchick, I hope so.

[Miss April]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Lesbianism is awesome.

Friend Jesus hates Lesbains like you Now why are you really here? i hope to turn your useless life over to Jesus

[Sam Winchester]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Hello.
So please explain to me why is so bad to enjoy sex may I ask? It's something normal animals do it and there God's creation are they not? You say it's bad but explain why? In the Bible there is nothing related to sex so may i ask where this thing where sex is bad for you came in to motion?
You say that we will burn in hell really now how do you no? You say God that God dosent like that that he dosent want that people your folowing a book not a living entity. You always find reasons like it's God's way for him/her to die burn in hell or go to heaven forgive me if I start to wonder who is really judging God or man? We are not created to loke like God because that is just weird and a lot of people will agree. If we really are made in the image of God then that means that he has some serios problems.

[Levi Jones]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Hello.
So please explain to me why is so bad to enjoy sex may I ask? It's something normal animals do it and there God's creation are they not?

You're comparing humans to animals?

I don't think you have introduced yourself, friend.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

[Meek and Humble]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Hello.
So please explain to me why is so bad to enjoy sex may I ask? It's something normal animals do it and there God's creation are they not? You say it's bad but explain why? In the Bible there is nothing related to sex *boring nonsense cut*

There is nothing in the Bible related to sex? Excuse me?! Look, if you haven't read the Bible, admit it, don't just make stuff up.

Matthew 15:18-2019For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: 20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.

Acts 15: 19Wherefore my sentence is, that we trouble not them, which from among the Gentiles are turned to God:
20But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from fornication, and from things strangled, and from blood.

Acts 15: 28For it seemed good to the Holy Ghost, and to us, to lay upon you no greater burden than these necessary things;
29That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from things strangled, and from fornication: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well.



Acts 21: 25As touching the Gentiles which believe, we have written and concluded that they observe no such thing, save only that they keep themselves from things offered to idols, and from blood, and from strangled, and from fornication.

Romans 1: 28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


1 Corinthians 5:9I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators: 10Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
11But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.



1 Corinthians 6:9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.



1 Corinthians 6: 13Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.



1 Corinthians 6: 18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.



1 Corinthians 10: 8Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand.



2 Corinthians 12: 20For I fear, lest, when I come, I shall not find you such as I would, and that I shall be found unto you such as ye would not: lest there be debates, envyings, wraths, strifes, backbitings, whisperings, swellings, tumults:
21And lest, when I come again, my God will humble me among you, and that I shall bewail many which have sinned already, and have not repented of the uncleanness and fornication and lasciviousness which they have committed.


Galatians 5: 19Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.



Ephesians 5: 3But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
4Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.



Colossians 3: 5Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
6For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:
7In the which ye also walked some time, when ye lived in them.



1 Thessalonians 4: 3For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:
4That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;
5Not in the lust of concupiscence, even as the Gentiles which know not God:
6That no man go beyond and defraud his brother in any matter: because that the Lord is the avenger of all such, as we also have forewarned you and testified.



Hebrew 12: 14Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord:
15Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled;
16Lest there be any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of meat sold his birthright.



Jude 1: 7Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.



Revelation 2: 14But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.



Revelation 2: 20Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols. 21 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.


Revelation 9: 20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
21Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.


Revelation 14: 8And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.



Revelation 17: 1And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
2With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.



Revelation 17: 4And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
5And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.


Revelation 19: 1And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:
2For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.