[SUV]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Would it be wrong to wear my sunglasses at the wedding?

My most Brave & Handsome Officer of the Law: How could you consider not wearing them?

You wouldn't want to Shame your Bride by making eye contact with her - and in public - before the Wedding - would you?

Say....you wouldn't happen to be Related to "Ofcr Martin?" The one who turned into a cat-lickin' priest Right here on our Godly board?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Congratulations to the new couple. I'm wondering why we haven't heard from the blushing bride yet?

Maybe she's busy baking pies.

[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Congratulations Sister Victory and Brother Don!! I'm So Happy for the Both Of you You Two Make a Such a Wonderful Couple

[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

I for one will definitely be there...
to PROTEST the wedding! You dogmatic Baptists are always so busy protesting and boycotting gay weddings, I'm going to rally up 40 or so of my closest gay pals and ride the Greyhound out to Freehold and set up a protest camp. Since Officer Don is a police goon, we can hold a simultaneous protest against police brutality and racism on the force.

Expect to see lots of angry gays and lesbians waving picket signs saying "Two fat straights getting married? That idea needs to get buried!" and "Heterosexual marriage must go the way of the Horse and Carriage!".

I will There Visting FreeHold and if you and your Nigro Lesbains Dare and Try Show To Mess up the Happy Couple's Day I will Call My Good Friend That's a Cop In Freehold and you will be In Jail So Fast I'm Warning you Lady

[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

I can't Wait Two Here Sister Vistory Plans About the Wedding I'm So Sorry for asking This Sister Vistory But Whould it be Alright If I go Too your Wedding? I'm Going To Be Visting FreeHold Next Month and Whould Love To Be There

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Congratulations to the new couple. I'm wondering why we haven't heard from the blushing bride yet?

Maybe she's busy baking pies.

Usually she is busing eating them.

Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.

I have no doubt that both of you are virgins (in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.

We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?

Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.



Bless you, my corpulent corporal,
Father Mo



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[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Usually she is busing eating them.

Officer... before you make the mistake of marrying this women and taking three days off from your guard duties at the Wal-Mart in Huntington WV, I suggest you get some marriage counseling... and a truck with a powered gate.

I have no doubt that both of you are virgins (in so far as bipeds are concerned) and as such you have much to learn about married life and the responsibilities that go with it.

We in the Catholic Church run extensive pre-marriage training courses taught by our crack team of Priests who specialise in all things related to marriage. Remember... after a few billion confessions there is nothing we don't know about so who better to prepare you than us?

Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.



Bless you, my corpulent corporal,
Father Mo



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You Know Want To Eat One Of Sister Vistory Wonderful Pies But How Dare You Say That Brother Officer Don Is not Making a Mistake By Marrying Sister Vistory Shes a Wonderful True Christian Lady They Don't Need Any Marriage Counseling From a Papist Dog Like you Or your Fake Catholic Church That Tells Nothing But Lies I don't Think Any Of your Courses Are Thought Right About Marriage Now Why Don't you Leave The Happy Couple Alone and Go back Kissing your Rings

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.

[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

I suggest that the bachelor party posts get moved to their own threads before TWO weddings get called off.

I Suggest The same thing Sister Why Can't Those People Just Leave the Two Love Birds Alone

[VictoryOS]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!

I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.

Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Sister, with some pain in my heart - I always had a soft spot for you - I would still like to congratulate you with your marriage to this... this... person. Wonderful person. I hasten to add.

As a widower, I had some... hopes, but God knows best, and beggars can't be choosers.

I hope you ... stuff... I ... I'm a bit emotional right now.

I mean

[Miss April]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Hello everyone! I'm just dropping in after a busy day of planning! It took me most of the day to sample the cakes and I still haven't decided. The rest of the day has been spent on the phone spreading the glorious news!!! It's so hard to believe the day has finally arrived!

I had no idea there was so much to planning a wedding and everything is happening so fast. We have to pick out a cake, find a dress, plan the dinner menu, order the invitations, set up the rehearsal dinner, register for gifts, pick out a cake, find a tuxedo for Mr. Richards...the list seems endless! Jesus will see me through however.

Thank you everyone for all the kind words. Except that hateful colored lady, of course. I'm sorry to be in such a rush, but my sweetie will be calling soon. He calls me every 30 minutes to make sure I'm not into anything I shouldn't be. He's already taking good care of me.

Aww That's One of The Sweetest Things I've Ever Heard Of Your Very Welcame Sister Vistory It Seems like you had Such a Busy Day That's Alot To Do I hope Everything Goes Great Jesus Will Help You get it all Done So Don't Worry

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

First, I'd like to add my warm congratulations to Officer Don & VictoryOS. You two are made for each other.

Can you just imagine how ADORABLE her flower girl will be when she toddles down in isle in this Patriotic ensemble. (Don't paint the little darling's nails red though because it makes her look like a whore)

That's good, Sister Thumper, but may I suggest some alternate dress, at least for the guests? Green khaki is actually chic these days. I realize that this is a little nontraditional, but with that nasty negress and all her lesbo friends threatening to show up, it's important to maintain a no-nonsense profile.

Let's make this a wedding day that no one in Freehold will ever forget.

Brother Buford

[SUV]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

Drop by one of our many conveniently local institutions and tell them Father Mo sent you. There will be a warm hand at the ready.
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Why fatha, you forgot to tell them to bring plenty of Samolians! Been into your Church's muscatel again?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

My brother just showed up and is staying us for a bit. Something about the his Mrs. went mustang and just disappeared last Thursday after a family discussion. Hopefully it will be OK if they come with me and Mrs. Hutchins to the wedding.
Aren't they a fine brood?