Engagement announcement: Ofc. Richards and VickyOS

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

You've probably noticed that I haven't been online much this week. Well that's because I've been here in Freehold spending time with the lovely VictoryOS. I'm a real softy when it comes to beautiful women.

Last night I popped the big question, and she of course said yes.

Our wedding is July 4th, which should leave her plenty of time to do all her womanly planning, selecting bridesmaids and cakes and stuff. Of course I will ask Pastor Zeke to be my best man, as he's been such a courteous chaperon.

I am planning on moving to the greater Freehold area to fight crime and help spread the Good News of Jesus Christ.

Over and Out,

-Officer Don.

[SUV]

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Oh, I just LOVE me some Sister Victory Over Sex!!!

And should she change her mind, and you still Wish to Marry, I happen to know of a nice, single Lady who just might be interested

[eliot mayfield]

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Congratulation. I guess that means bachelor party!!!
I think I'll just have to try to make it to Freehold myself for this event.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well done sir, I was wondering how long it would be before some upstanding gent betrothed our VictoryOS - she's a fine catch with high standards. You are most fortunate.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think I'll just have to try to make it to Freehold myself for this event.

Cool. I'll tell my wife to tell the help to clean out a guest bedroom.

[eliot mayfield]

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Cool. I'll tell my wife to tell the help to clean out a guest bedroom.

You are indeed a gentleman and I thank you.
So who's planning the Bachelor party?

[James Hutchins]

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Wow, my social calender is going to be full this summer, between the impending nuptials and the Pastor's Golf conference. Good thing my truck is a sleep over.

Being there is a 'no fireworks' rule in Landover, I assume (as in past years) I can bring my M60 and simply shoot into the sky?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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~~~wipes tears of joy from my eyes~~~~

CNGRATULATINS!!!!! You two make the most lovely couple!




I can't WAIT until Sister Victory tells us all about in detail!

What does the ring look like? Did you get down on one knee? What are the wedding colors?

Ohhhhh, I'm just so happy for the two of you!

Will she change her name to Sister Victory Richards?

[SUV]

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Why, there's the Godly and Glamorous Sister Thumper!

Sister, tell me! How is that Dreamboat of yours, Pastor Ezekiel he of the "ewe-fully pretty eyes" doing these days?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why, there's the Godly and Glamorous Sister Thumper!

Sister, tell me! How is that Dreamboat of yours, Pastor Ezekiel he of the "ewe-fully pretty eyes" doing these days?

Why he doing just fine Sister. Our summer wedding was postponed again this summer because of something to do with his going to Australia with the guys on some witnessing expedition.

Oh well, I think Fall weddings are more beautiful.

Annnnyway, enough about me. Being the World's best bridesmaid I'd like to offer Sister Victory some suggestions for HER upcoming big day.

Can you just imagine how ADORABLE her flower girl will be when she toddles down in isle in this Patriotic ensemble. (Don't paint the little darling's nails red though because it makes her look like a whore)



Following close behind are your beautiful bridesmaids (hopefully me and Sister Sue) dressed in these fairy-tale-come-true gorgeous Cinderella style taffeta gowns.




Now on to the BRIDE!

I was thinking we could buy 2-3 of those huge industrial sized American Flags and sew them together for your dress (mumu style). For your veil I was thinking red, white and blue delicate tulle and then we could attach it to your hair using red, white and blue flowers or a tiara (kinda like Sister Sue's but only with diamonds, rubies and saphires!!!!

For the men I was thinking this would be very handsome and GODLY!

Officer Richards will probably wear his uniform as it makes him look very handsome, American hero, GODLY and important.



What do you think!?!

[eliot mayfield]

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Red, white and Blue? I thought white would be good enough?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Red, white and Blue? I thought white would be good enough?

For the Bride you mean? You've got a point there. I was getting carried away with the 4th of July/American dream wedding theme.

She could do a tasteful shawl like the good Christian Sister Candy-Lulabelle. She has such sweet fashion sense.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Red White and Blue is fine with me. After all, I've pledged my life to protecting the stars and stripes, here at home like a REAL man, not like those sissy-boys in the military that go on see-the-world vacations for months at a time leaving the womenfolk unattended to run wild with unjailed black men.

Would it be wrong to wear my sunglasses at the wedding?

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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I for one will definitely be there...
to PROTEST the wedding! You dogmatic Baptists are always so busy protesting and boycotting gay weddings, I'm going to rally up 40 or so of my closest gay pals and ride the Greyhound out to Freehold and set up a protest camp. Since Officer Don is a police goon, we can hold a simultaneous protest against police brutality and racism on the force.

Expect to see lots of angry gays and lesbians waving picket signs saying "Two fat straights getting married? That idea needs to get buried!" and "Heterosexual marriage must go the way of the Horse and Carriage!".

[SUV]

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(Don't paint the little darling's nails red though because it makes her look like a whore)

By the way, Sister, has anyone put the Rod of Correction across this little Jezebel's bottom yet for this?
She's going to get Mother Glynndie's Skeeter all in a tizzy!