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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #61
    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

    Has Ms Wintersnow joined you over there yet? Did she like the car? what does she think about my gift?
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    • James Hutchins
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      • Jun 2009
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      #62
      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

      GPR is not allowed at the Hutchins plantation. No electronic gizmo's that try to look into the stained rectum of hell would ever be allowed.
      Same reason I never allow anyone to go into the abandoned mines and wells on my property. One false move could open a doorway to hell allowing the sulfurous stench of the devils backside out to pollute the countryside. Last thing I want is all hell breaking loose.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #63
        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        GPR is not allowed at the Hutchins plantation. No electronic gizmo's that try to look into the stained rectum of hell would ever be allowed.
        Same reason I never allow anyone to go into the abandoned mines and wells on my property. One false move could open a doorway to hell allowing the sulfurous stench of the devils backside out to pollute the countryside. Last thing I want is all hell breaking loose.
        I suppose you can back that up with a quote from the kjv1611 collected fairy tales.
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        • James Hutchins
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          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #64
          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

          Freddie, I do not think GPR was around back when the Bible was written. God had not yet given it to man. So to find references to it would be impossible. Now stop being so ridiculous.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #65
            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Freddie, I do not think GPR was around back when the Bible was written. God had not yet given it to man. So to find references to it would be impossible. Now stop being so ridiculous.
            You disappoint me James. The good people of Landover can usually find something in the holey fairy tales to twist to cover what they want it to say, you can't be looking hard enough, go and consult your Patsa
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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #66
              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              You disappoint me James. The good people of Landover can usually find something in the holey fairy tales to twist to cover what they want it to say, you can't be looking hard enough, go and consult your Patsa
              Are you still trying to believe in your silly pasta god. I have told you he longer exists. I squashed it when I parked my on it.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Sister Charli
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                • Jun 2010
                • 1590

                #67
                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                You disappoint me James. The good people of Landover can usually find something in the holey fairy tales to twist to cover what they want it to say, you can't be looking hard enough, go and consult your Patsa
                Let me see if I understand this.

                The PastaBoy got the next Mrs Dewitt a metal detector to run over Mr Dewitt's property looking for hidden treasure. Yes?

                Maybe PastaBoy should use it himself to seek wisdom, knowledge and understanding of the Lord. May you then truly understand the fear of God.

                Proverbs 2:4-6 (King James Version)
                4 If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as for hid treasures;
                5 Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
                6 For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding.
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #68
                  Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Are you still trying to believe in your silly pasta god. I have told you he longer exists. I squashed it when I parked my on it.
                  Το Lisa έτσι εσείς ξέρει πώς χρησιμοποιείτε photo-shop μεγάλη υπόθεση. όταν είστε ότι πηγαίνετε να συνειδητοποιήσετε ότι αυτά τα πρόσωπα δεν θα σας δεχτούν ποτέ εντελώς σε τους είστε μια αποστροφή.
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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #69
                    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                    Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                    Let me see if I understand this.

                    The PastaBoy got the next Mrs Dewitt a metal detector to run over his property looking for hidden treasure. Yes?
                    Nope you don't understand, the "PulseEKKO PRO" is not a metal detector.
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #70
                      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Το Lisa έτσι εσείς ξέρει πώς χρησιμοποιείτε photo-shop μεγάλη υπόθεση. όταν είστε ότι πηγαίνετε να συνειδητοποιήσετε ότι αυτά τα πρόσωπα δεν θα σας δεχτούν ποτέ εντελώς σε τους είστε μια αποστροφή.
                      So what makes you think that Jo.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #71
                        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        So what makes you think that Jo.
                        Επειδή προσελκύεστε στους ανθρώπους του ίδιου φύλου, ενώ το Flying Spaghetti Monster δεν βλέπει τίποτα λανθασμένο με αυτό οι άνθρωποι Landover έχουν ένα πρόβλημα με το.
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                        • Sister Charli
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #72
                          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Nope you don't understand, the "PulseEKKO PRO" is not a metal detector.


                          Mining, quarrying, geotechnical, environmental, forensics, archaeology, glaciology, ice sheets ....... blah blah blah

                          Somehow I think the new Mrs Dewitt will have many many more enjoyable activities to do than wander an acreage looking like a dork.

                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #73
                            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Επειδή προσελκύεστε στους ανθρώπους του ίδιου φύλου, ενώ το Flying Spaghetti Monster δεν βλέπει τίποτα λανθασμένο με αυτό οι άνθρωποι Landover έχουν ένα πρόβλημα με το.
                            They have made me a Forum Member while you are still unsaved trash. Why do have to write in Greek for.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • James Hutchins
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                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #74
                              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              You disappoint me James. The good people of Landover can usually find something in the holey fairy tales to twist to cover what they want it to say, you can't be looking hard enough, go and consult your Patsa
                              Now Freddie. To do that would require me to to twist His word. That would be unGodly. I already told you God did not give man the GPR until well after the Bible was written. For Him to of included references toi it would of not made any sense.

                              Tell me, what is a 'Patsa'?


                              Here are a few pictures (I know simple minds like pictures) to explain it to you>
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                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #75
                                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                They have made me a Forum Member while you are still unsaved trash. Why do have to write in Greek for.
                                Lisa που αυτό δεν είναι η σωστή θέση προκειμένου αυτό συζητά αυτό. Αυτή η θέση είναι για το ευτυχές ζευγάρι.
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