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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #211
    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

    I am not sure who said this " Hell hath no furry like the wrath of a woman's scorn". Who ever he was, he must have met Phebe at one time.

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    • Sam Diamond
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 182

      #212
      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

      Sister Phebe, I received a call early this morning from Sister BIG. I will be in Virginia latter today, I have a few matters to Dig into at a farm. I am sure that I will be able to assist you with the little problem you and James are currently having. Sam Diamond.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #213
        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I really don't know why she has an upset stomach in the morning. She turns green when she fixes bacon and eggs for breakfast. I am sure it must be bridal jitters.
        Now dispute Ms Wintersnows last outburst at me when I try to be nice, I am still concerned for her well-being. Has the nausea in the mornings got any better?
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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #214
          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

          Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
          Sister Phebe, I received a call early this morning from Sister BIG. I will be in Virginia latter today, I have a few matters to Dig into at a farm. I am sure that I will be able to assist you with the little problem you and James are currently having. Sam Diamond.
          Thank you Brother Diamond, I knew I could count on you. All of my relationship problems have cleared up since you got involved.

          I can ignore Seths muttering whenever your name is mentioned.
          Drama queen

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11403

            #215
            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            I am not sure who said this " Hell hath no furry like the wrath of a woman's scorn". Who ever he was, he must have met Phebe at one time.
            Think it was Shakespeare. But that is immaterial. It is not from the Bible; and we know that hell is much, much worse than anything that a mere human ( and a mere-er female at that) can create.

            I have no idea of what is going on here, but Brother, you need to start leading your wife -to-be in the way the Lord heads the Church. Remember:
            You: Man; Her: Woman; You: Jesus, Her: Worshiper.

            The only reason for this power dynamic to be shifted is if you did something that makes things go like this: Her: Holy Body of Christ; You: Slimy Bastard Unworthy to Touch Holy Body of Christ.

            Now, we are all Brothers and Sisters here, except for the hell-bound sinners who seem to hang around for entertainment purposes. If there is something that needs to be confessed, we, the congregation, stand ready to pray with you -- as soon as we've determined just how despicable the deed(s?) really was (were?)-- or possibly are still.

            I'm losing track of my subject/verb agreement, which is a sure sign of how serious this matter is.

            So, in conclusion allow me to say that I have no idea what is going on at the moment. And if I were an unbeliever that would put me in the position of having no right to say anything. But I am not an unbeliever; I am a True Christian. This gives me the right to state that I have all kinds of rights, none of which include the right to remain silent, which I have not been.

            Now, I've said all that I have to say that I can say without anybody having said what it is that needs to be said so I can say what needs to be said back.

            Got it? Good.

            Enough said.

            Clearly Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #216
              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Think it was Shakespeare. But that is immaterial. It is not from the Bible; and we know that hell is much, much worse than anything that a mere human ( and a mere-er female at that) can create.

              I have no idea of what is going on here, but Brother, you need to start leading your wife -to-be in the way the Lord heads the Church. Remember:
              You: Man; Her: Woman; You: Jesus, Her: Worshiper.

              The only reason for this power dynamic to be shifted is if you did something that makes things go like this: Her: Holy Body of Christ; You: Slimy Bastard Unworthy to Touch Holy Body of Christ.
              I would agree fully if they were married. I remember when Seth used to start telling me how "things were going to be", I would start looking at my left hand and inspecting my fingers. He'd ask me what I was doing and I'd tell him I was looking for the ring, because he was acting like a husband not a boyfriend.

              Until that ring is on the finger, a woman (or her father) has to make sure that the man is truly worthy.
              Drama queen

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #217
                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                Sister Phebe, I received a call early this morning from Sister BIG. I will be in Virginia latter today, I have a few matters to Dig into at a farm. I am sure that I will be able to assist you with the little problem you and James are currently having. Sam Diamond.
                Could you use a "PulseEKKO PRO" I appear to have one going spare.
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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #218
                  Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                  My Dearest Phebe it has been nearly 20 hours since your beauty has graced my eyes. I talked with Jesus today and I have not treated you right. I have shown lust towards another woman, whom I have not met, yet I have sinned. I asked Jesus for his forgiveness can you do the same? I am on bended knee will you please give me another chance?
                  Matthew 5:28
                  But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #219
                    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    I would agree fully if they were married. I remember when Seth used to start telling me how "things were going to be", I would start looking at my left hand and inspecting my fingers. He'd ask me what I was doing and I'd tell him I was looking for the ring, because he was acting like a husband not a boyfriend.

                    Until that ring is on the finger, a woman (or her father) has to make sure that the man is truly worthy.
                    Thank you Sister! I have to determine this myself and if yesterday's little "slip" is any indication.... well...*shrug*

                    Anyway, thank you for our talk earlier. It did help me see things is a better perspective. Brother Rubicon and also Rev. Jim were nice enough to pop over this afternoon to check up on me and both of them were quite a comfort to me. Brother Rubicon's visit was pre-arranged as I wanted to ask him if he would give me away.. that little question however never came up during our conversation. He was ranting about some "big business opportunity"... something to do with soap and stones(quartz or topaz..or something like that) and diamonds and greyhound buses.... I couldn't understand a word but that has more to do with my feeble female mind than anything else I would say. What ever he was going on about, he sure was exicted!

                    Rev Jim..well, let's just say he was a comfort. You know how he can be Sister.

                    @ Fredi.. don't return that digger thing just yet...just saying.

                    YIC,

                    Sister Phebe




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #220
                      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                      Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                      Sister Phebe, I received a call early this morning from Sister BIG. I will be in Virginia latter today, I have a few matters to Dig into at a farm. I am sure that I will be able to assist you with the little problem you and James are currently having. Sam Diamond.
                      Sam, was that you at my place?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Benedict A. Davis
                        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 3900

                        #221
                        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        My Dearest Phebe it has been nearly 20 hours since your beauty has graced my eyes. I talked with Jesus today and I have not treated you right. I have shown lust towards another woman, whom I have not met, yet I have sinned. I asked Jesus for his forgiveness can you do the same? I am on bended knee will you please give me another chance?
                        Matthew 5:28
                        But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
                        The Jimmy Carter defense when the Bill Clinton was expected, interesting, I believe him.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #222
                          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                          Phebe I can no longer wait to enjoy your affections, I beg you come fly away with me. My jet is waiting at the tarmac, fueled and ready to go. I beg you come with me to Tahiti and be my wife. We can come back and still have a full wedding, all of our friends can join our in our celebration of Wedded bliss. I can not hold back me feelings and I long for your sweet love, I yearn for your kiss.. I beg you forgive me for my indiscretions, I am but a simple man with many sins, I need your strength to guide me..
                          I am at the lake waiting with held breath , with all my love and devotion James.

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                          • Brother Harold Porter
                            Landover Senior Outreach
                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 8236

                            #223
                            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                            Thank you Sister! I have to determine this myself and if yesterday's little "slip" is any indication.... well...*shrug*

                            Anyway, thank you for our talk earlier. It did help me see things is a better perspective. Brother Rubicon and also Rev. Jim were nice enough to pop over this afternoon to check up on me and both of them were quite a comfort to me. Brother Rubicon's visit was pre-arranged as I wanted to ask him if he would give me away.. that little question however never came up during our conversation. He was ranting about some "big business opportunity"... something to do with soap and stones(quartz or topaz..or something like that) and diamonds and greyhound buses.... I couldn't understand a word but that has more to do with my feeble female mind than anything else I would say. What ever he was going on about, he sure was exicted!

                            Rev Jim..well, let's just say he was a comfort. You know how he can be Sister.

                            @ Fredi.. don't return that digger thing just yet...just saying.

                            YIC,

                            Sister Phebe
                            sisterphebe texting from bus in denver
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • Brother Harold Porter
                              Landover Senior Outreach
                              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8236

                              #224
                              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                              he's a womanizing corny casanova
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              • Brother Harold Porter
                                Landover Senior Outreach
                                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 8236

                                #225
                                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                                give us a chance? hugs sweetheart.
                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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