[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

I believe the judge should have done a bit of testing prior to making a decision. I know that they could not dunk the suspected witch or witches but they could have achieved the same test with plastic bags and some duct tape. Proof positive and no silly arguement for the camera at the closing.

[handmaiden]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

All those judge shows are like Jerry Springer with a bit of legalese thrown in. ( And fewer fist fights.)

Observingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Its good to know people, Vera Wang was my neighbor in New York.


Sister Charli the thought of wearing clothes of any kind that some one else wore leaves me speechless.
If the nigra that wore the dress the first time was infected with the AID or STD's then the second person would catch them. Why take that kind of chance just to save $175.00. To take that chance for the cost of a decent lunch just does not make any sense.

And just how would such an infection get transferred from one wearer to the next?

[HTannor]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

And just how would such an infection get transferred from one wearer to the next?

Ladies of Landover, please read no further because this reply is much too graphic for your modest sensibilities.


Since the video clearly showed this issue to be between two of the darkie persuasion, it shouldn't take too much imagination to figure out.

To wit:

1. The original owner got married to a buck who was infected.

2. The buck (typical for the race) was overcome with lust and didn't even allow her to get undressed before raping her.

3. The buck's thingie just tore through the dress and slid through the undergarments, thus leaving a trail of germs

4. The negress didn't bother to wash any of the clothing after the incident so the bugs just stayed there.

5. The negress then passes on the clothing to the second person.

6. Being of limited means, the second person just put them on even though the undergarments were too small.

7. While waddling down the aisle to face the Afro-centric ceremony, the undergarments wear a raw spot in her...........uh, private parts.

8. The dormant bugs jump right into the raw spot.

9. The AIDS is transmitted to the unsuspecting wearer.



I bet they never taught you that in pirate school, did they.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Ladies of Landover, please read no further because this reply is much too graphic for your modest sensibilities.


Since the video clearly showed this issue to be between two of the darkie persuasion, it shouldn't take too much imagination to figure out.

To wit:

1. The original owner got married to a buck who was infected.

2. The buck (typical for the race) was overcome with lust and didn't even allow her to get undressed before raping her.

3. The buck's thingie just tore through the dress and slid through the undergarments, thus leaving a trail of germs

4. The negress didn't bother to wash any of the clothing after the incident so the bugs just stayed there.

5. The negress then passes on the clothing to the second person.

6. Being of limited means, the second person just put them on even though the undergarments were too small.

7. While waddling down the aisle to face the Afro-centric ceremony, the undergarments wear a raw spot in her...........uh, private parts.

8. The dormant bugs jump right into the raw spot.

9. The AIDS is transmitted to the unsuspecting wearer.



I bet they never taught you that in pirate school, did they.

So you are saying that there is a risk that germs will be transferred to the new wearer, infecting them?

[HTannor]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

So you are saying that there is a risk that germs will be transferred to the new wearer, infecting them?

Yes.


Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.

I hope this puts the fear of God into you.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.

Yes .... but white really is NOT good for his complexion.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Ladies of Landover, please read no further because this reply is much too graphic for your modest sensibilities.


3. The buck's thingie just tore through the dress and slid through the undergarments, thus leaving a trail of germs

4. The negress didn't bother to wash any of the clothing after the incident so the bugs just stayed there.

5. The negress then passes on the clothing to the second person.

6. Being of limited means, the second person just put them on even though the undergarments were too small.

7. While waddling down the aisle to face the Afro-centric ceremony, the undergarments wear a raw spot in her...........uh, private parts.

8. The dormant bugs jump right into the raw spot.

Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.

[HTannor]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.

I try to keep it simple when I'm talking to pirates. They're a little dense.

[Lisa H]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Yes .... but white really is NOT good for his complexion.

Now that is a demonic wedding dress

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Ahem... Germs? Bugs? I realise that using euphemisms may make things simpler for heathens to understand, but I think it's important to be clear. Where I come from, we call a demon a demon.

That is what I was trying to get Monsignor Tannor to clarify, what was the mechanism by which the infection was transmitted and he does seem to believe that is is by Germs not demons. I did ask for clarification and again he said Gems not Demons, not changeing his story until you made your post, when he suddenly started to back pedal. Are you sure the Monsignor is a true christian?

Now personally I stick to the tenants of the scriptures...

ProvHerbs

50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.

If you stay clean as directed by the scriptures then what ever the mechanism for the transmission of such infection you should find they are much less of a problem.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

I think this is more his style ...

[Lisa H]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

I think this is more his style ...

Very pretty pirate

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

I think this is more his style ...

Chaz how wrong you are, no respectable wench would be seen dead in those abominations you chose to photo-shop. These on the other hand are more in keeping with a wench of taste.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

These on the other hand are more in keeping with a wench of taste.

Are you implying that you are a wench of taste?

I do like your necklace ... now that is very tasteful!