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  • Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

    Here is a video with an important message for all brides-to-be, be you white or coloured. A negro witch lends her wedding dress to a negro Christian, and the Christian ascertains that the dress is demonically possessed. So she takes good and Godly action, and throws the dress into the garbage.

    But the witch takes her to court, where the dreadful Judge Judy refers to the Christian as being "touched" in the head.



    So ladies, as you can see it is much better to buy or sew a new wedding dress: because only then can you be sure that your dress will be demon-free, and therefore safe to wear.
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    Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post

    So ladies, as you can see it is much better to buy or sew a new wedding dress: because only then can you be sure that your dress will be demon-free, and therefore safe to wear.
    Wise words, Sister Mrs. Rogers. Sew it yourself and you also make sure that your not wearing something that rubbed up against another person's private parts. There's just no telling what sort of foul bugs and creepy bacterianisms are lurking there.

    Now this is especially true if the dress was worn by one of them negroidal types - what with the AIDs being swapped back and forth by their sort.

    Imagine if you will, the reception line following whatever sort of primitive ceremony they call a wedding. The groom forces the bride to turn her back to those walking by. Each buck flips up the back of the dress and forcibly thrusts his "congratulations" on the bride.

    A virtual smorgasboard of darkie lust. I puke a bit just thinking about it.
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    • #3
      Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

      Am I the only one who thinks that the plaintiff is a male in a ginger wig? If this point had been addressed, I'm sure the Christian lady would have won.
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        Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

        Shouldn't she have realised that it was "possessed" beforehand and then she wouldn't have had to destroy something irreplaceable and very important to to her new friend?

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        • #5
          Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
          Shouldn't she have realised that it was "possessed" beforehand and then she wouldn't have had to destroy something irreplaceable and very important to to her new friend?
          Stop trying to use stupid logic. She took the dress to destroy it because it is possessed. Then she destroyed it away from the witch.

          If you are so worried about the dress, I am sure the devil will help you get possessed clothing.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #6
            Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Stop trying to use stupid logic. She took the dress to destroy it because it is possessed. Then she destroyed it away from the witch.

            If you are so worried about the dress, I am sure the devil will help you get possessed clothing.
            Absolutely correct. The devil convinced the witch to offer up the demon-possessed dress. I imagine it would make the Christian negress lustful and wanting to do all sorts of perverted things with the black males at the wedding reception.

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            • #7
              Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

              Just one look at that dress and veil there is no doubt in my mind that it was possessed. It is of synthetic and mixed fibres.

              Leviticus 19:19 (King James Version)
              19Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

              Betrothed ladies .... your wedding dress (in fact all your garments) must be either cotton or linen but not cheap rubbish mixed fibres. Where oh where can anyone with any class get a wedding dress and veil for $175.00? Are they selling them at Walmart now?
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                The dress "had witchcraft on it?" What century does this woman think this is, anyway?

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                  Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                  Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
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                  Betrothed ladies .... your wedding dress (in fact all your garments) must be either cotton or linen but not cheap rubbish mixed fibres. Where oh where can anyone with any class get a wedding dress and veil for $175.00? Are they selling them at Walmart now?
                  Having just purchased one for Phebe add 1 zero and we don't do Walmart.

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                    Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Am I the only one who thinks that the plaintiff is a male in a ginger wig? If this point had been addressed, I'm sure the Christian lady would have won.
                    Sometimes witches are slightly deformed from all the shapeshifting they do under the full moon. It could be that you are noticing the features of a wolf, a raven, or a wild boar.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Having just purchased one for Phebe add 1 zero and we don't do Walmart.
                      Consider that a bargain Mr Dewitt Brother James.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Consider that a bargain Mr Dewitt Brother James.

                        Its good to know people, Vera Wang was my neighbor in New York.


                        Sister Charli the thought of wearing clothes of any kind that some one else wore leaves me speechless.
                        If the nigra that wore the dress the first time was infected with the AID or STD's then the second person would catch them. Why take that kind of chance just to save $175.00. To take that chance for the cost of a decent lunch just does not make any sense.

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                          Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post


                          Where oh where can anyone with any class get a wedding dress and veil for $175.00? Are they selling them at Walmart now?
                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Having just purchased one for Phebe add 1 zero and we don't do Walmart.
                          Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                          Consider that a bargain Mr Dewitt Brother James.
                          Amen, sister!

                          I remember perusing bridal magazines some 30 years ago and the good quality gowns were going for $3,000.

                          Perhaps Brother Dewitt had mistakenly looked at the receipt for the underslip? I mean a decent veil will set you back at least $400, not counting the tiara. Silk illusion doesn't come cheap! And I know a classy gal like Sister P would never settle for pedestian tulle. Of course, the peau de soie slippers with crystal beading will make for the final Cinderella touch.

                          [Sigh!] True Christian love -- who can put a price on it?

                          I wonder which color of taffeta nightmares -- er, I mean , bridesmaid dresses she will choose?

                          (Please, don't let it be pureed pumpkin or healing bruise green! Those just don't work with my coloring. )

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                            Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                            The dress "had witchcraft on it?" What century does this woman think this is, anyway?
                            If judge Judy had been a real Christian instead of the Jewish Pincess that she actually is, she would have sentenced the witch to death

                            "Suffer not a witch to live." Exodus 22:18

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                              Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                              Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                              If judge Judy had been a real Christian instead of the Jewish Pincess that she actually is, she would have sentenced the witch to death

                              "Suffer not a witch to live." Exodus 22:18
                              Hmm . . . a sensitive young JAP would have sobbed over the very idea of a borrowed wedding gown. A tough old JAP would have gagged at the thought and refused to discuss the matter in polite company.

                              Me thinks the judge may be a jewess but not of the royal sort. Her nails don't seem to be long enough. Believe it or not, there are working class sorts of Jews. And yeah, a judge would be "working class" in that scenario.

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