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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #31
    Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    That is what I was trying to get Monsignor Tannor to clarify, what was the mechanism by which the infection was transmitted and he does seem to believe that is is by Germs not demons. I did ask for clarification and again he said Gems not Demons, not changeing his story until you made your post, when he suddenly started to back pedal. Are you sure the Monsignor is a true christian?


    Look, Bluebeard, I've already said I try to keep it simple when explaining something to the less-than-Mensa crowd.

    Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #32
      Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      Are you implying that you are a wench of taste?

      I do like your necklace ... now that is very tasteful!

      I am not implying anything, I will leave that to those that know nothing about me, I just felt that you were using very poor source material, if you are going to try to insult me then I thought I would give you something better to work with.

      As to whether your insults have any effect or not, well firstly I would have to care about what you thought about my sexuality which I don't, secondly I would have to be unsure or unhappy about my sexuality which I am not.
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      • Sister Charli
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        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #33
        Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
        Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
        Oh Brother Tannor

        I oh so wish you had NOT said that.

        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #34
          Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

          I did ask very clearly if you were saying if Gems were the agent of transmission.
          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          So you are saying that there is a risk that germs will be transferred to the new wearer, infecting them?
          You were very clear in your answer.
          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Yes.


          Being a pirate, I'm sure you steal the clothing of those whom you rape, pillage, and plunder.

          I hope this puts the fear of God into you.
          Your UNtrue christian beliefs are exposed and now you are trying to back pedal.
          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          Look, Bluebeard, I've already said I try to keep it simple when explaining something to the less-than-Mensa crowd.

          Please, now just go slip into something frilly and leave me alone.
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          • Jo Freddie
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            #35
            Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Oh Brother Tannor

            I oh so wish you had NOT said that.
            And why does a true christian heterosexual woman have access to such images Chaz?

            Could you be another one that attacks the sexuality of other because you are unsure or unhappy about your own?

            Mmm you are very friendly with the "Lords Lesbian" this could explain a great deal.

            Not that there is anything wrong with such things. Just a little hypocritical to be pushing the "Pray your Gay Away" message if you yourself are secretly not 100% heterosexual.
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            • Sister Charli
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              • Jun 2010
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              #36
              Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Could you be another one that attacks the sexuality of other because you are unsure or unhappy about your own?
              As a middle aged virgin I am not in the least bit unsure about my sexuality, but unhappy - sigh.

              I wait patiently for God to provide!

              As I know he will .... in his time.

              Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 (King James Version)
              1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
              2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
              3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
              4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
              5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
              6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
              7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
              8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of p eace.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #37
                Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                As a middle aged virgin I am not in the least bit unsure about my sexuality, but unhappy - sigh.
                Ah, frustration can manifest itself in many ways. Just remember you are a person in your own right Chaz and you do not NEED a partner to validate you as worthwhile person.
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                • Sister Charli
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                  • Jun 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Ah, frustration can manifest itself in many ways. Just remember you are a person in your own right Chaz and you do not NEED a partner to validate you as worthwhile person.
                  I know that Mr Noodle.

                  1 Corinthians 6:13 (King James Version)
                  13 Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    #39
                    Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                    I know that Mr Noodle.
                    The why for the sad face Chaz?
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                    • Sister Charli
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                      • Jun 2010
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                      #40
                      Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      The why for the sad face Chaz?
                      Please stop trying to derail this thread Mr Noodle cooker.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        #41
                        Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Please stop trying to derail this thread Mr Noodle cooker.
                        That is rich coming from Ms Pot
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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #42
                          Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Ah, frustration can manifest itself in many ways. Just remember you are a person in your own right Chaz and you do not NEED a partner to validate you as worthwhile person.
                          Ahem?

                          1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
                          9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

                          I'd say that's exactly what she needs. How else is she going to be saved in childbirth?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #43
                            Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Ahem?

                            1 Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
                            9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

                            I'd say that's exactly what she needs. How else is she going to be saved in childbirth?
                            But that is from the kjv collected fairy tales and as it is not a part that agrees with my own reason it is not the word of God.

                            Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
                            2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

                            3:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to believe every word of every religion, as that would clearly be a problem and lead to much confusion and conflict.

                            3:2 All you have to do is be open to finding truth anywhere.

                            3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                            • abbay09
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                              • Aug 2010
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                              #44
                              Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses



                              this is my wedding dress..and now i do not have any use..anyone interested to purchase?...

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                              • Benedict A. Davis
                                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
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                                • May 2010
                                • 3900

                                #45
                                Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

                                Originally posted by abbay09 View Post


                                this is my wedding dress..and now i do not have any use..anyone interested to purchase?...
                                Ebay doesn't have a link here , sorry . 1st time posters should introduce themselves in that particular forum. Tell us a bit about yourself, how old are you, what your favorite passage from the Bible is and maybe tell us what brought you to God's Favorite Forum this fine evening. morning or night, depending where in the world you are .
                                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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