[IJustWantSodomy]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Eating is outdated. We have pills. We have intravenous nutrition.
Walking is outdated. We have cars and escalators.
Procreation is outdated. We have test tubes.
Literacy is outdated. We have Disney.
Hunting is outdated. We have Wall-Mart.
Glorifying God in Exultation is outdated. We have Disco.

Being outdated is not the question. The question is as follows:

What is good for you? Eating, walking, multiplying and procreating, literacy, hunting, shouting GLORY to JESUS!

Christianity.

What is good for you? Being in bliss for eternity.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Hell is outdated. Yet it is still there. The Furnace burns alike even if it is no longer in fashion...


Yours in Christ

Elmer

Eating is required to survive unless you want to starve yourself on pills that aren't guaranteed to work.
I'd like to see you drive a car inside your house.
Procreation is a natural instinct and required for fathering children, test tubes still require specimens.
Disney is a whole lot more literate than you.
Where do you think Wal-Marts gets all their meat from?
The Bible is outdated because it does not match our standards in the modern world. Divorce is no longer illegal. Equal rights for everyone are a thing whether you like it or not. Freedom is a key part to peoples' lives, freedom which the Bible does not allow with its sexist and old-fashioned views. The Bible is nothing but barbaric when you try to FULLY implement it in modern society.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Which is outdated.

Eating is outdated. We have pills. We have intravenous nutrition.
Walking is outdated. We have cars and escalators.
Procreation is outdated. We have test tubes.
Literacy is outdated. We have Disney.
Hunting is outdated. We have Wall-Mart.
Glorifying God in Exultation is outdated. We have Disco.

Being outdated is not the question. The question is as follows:

What is good for you? Eating, walking, multiplying and procreating, literacy, hunting, shouting GLORY to JESUS!

Christianity.

What is good for you? Being in bliss for eternity.

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Hell is outdated. Yet it is still there. The Furnace burns alike even if it is no longer in fashion...


Yours in Christ

Elmer

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Which is outdated.

Just checked all the Bibles in my house...no expiration dates!!!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[IJustWantSodomy]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Don't be silly. Heritage of Jesus is God, His religion is Christianity.

Which is outdated.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

He was a Jew

Don't be silly. Heritage of Jesus is God, His religion is Christianity.

[IJustWantSodomy]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Dear Imbecile;

Jesus is not a damned kike. Please read THIS and repent.

Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

He was a Jew. That's all there is to it. One document saying he wasn't VS Thousands of documents saying he was.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

what is this forums view on jews?

Which Jew, son? Although I find most of them rather whiny and demanding, Joan Rivers sometimes speaks what we're all thinking (saying we already have a gay president in the White House, Michelle Obama is a tranny, "we all know it"). I do respect that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

jesus was killed by the romans who were not jewish. however jesus was jewish. which is one of the major reasons he was persecuted. and before you tell me he was a christian. Christianity was formed several centuries after his death based on his teachings.

Dear Imbecile;

Jesus is not a damned kike. Please read THIS and repent.

Also, please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Black Parade Marcher]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

They killed Jesus: what do you expect?

YIC

jesus was killed by the romans who were not jewish. however jesus was jewish. which is one of the major reasons he was persecuted. and before you tell me he was a christian. Christianity was formed several centuries after his death based on his teachings.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

what is this forums view on jews?

They killed Jesus: what do you expect?

YIC

[Black Parade Marcher]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

what is this forums view on jews?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Doesn't matter, if that woman is such a True Christian as she claims she is she has to keep quiet and has no right to talk back. This is all in your precious Bible.

Please provide the Bible verses to support your claims.



And remember: context, context, context. Hint: you are not currently in a church.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[IJustWantSodomy]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

1. Being raised as True Christian™ children, my boys do not misbehave and therefore do not require stoning.

2. True Christians™ don't divorce.

3. As a sodomite, you are no man, but an abomination.

Doesn't matter, if that woman is such a True Christian as she claims she is she has to keep quiet and has no right to talk back. This is all in your precious Bible.

[Thomas Helwys]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

All I can say is what momma used to say "You can't rape the willing!" And looking at how these whores (both men and women) they are clearly willing

[Des]

Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Just realised my mistake though, but. Take the Bible as the absolute Truth? Alright. So I suppose you stone your children when they don't listen? I suppose divorce is still illegal? Also (1 Timothy 2:12 King James Bible
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.) So quiet, "dear" :3

1. Being raised as True Christian™ children, my boys do not misbehave and therefore do not require stoning.

2. True Christians™ don't divorce.

3. As a sodomite, you are no man, but an abomination.