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  • Dark Angel
    Unsaved Trash aka countless others who have been banned
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 26
    #1

    Dream Husband/Wife

    Okay, I'm just curious, this is for those of you who are not married, yet.
    If there was one man (for the women) or woman (for the guys) who you would want to be married to, who would that be and why?

    I would personally go with Gerard Butler because he is so passionate and intense in his movies. (He's not to bad on the eyes, either!)

    Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.
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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388
      #2
      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

      I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        • JawOfAnAss
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 313
          #3
          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.
          Christian ladies also seem to like a nice gun rack in the back window.
          Just so their hair doesn't get tangled up in it during the courtin'
          phase.
          Judges 15:16
          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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            • Dark Angel
              Unsaved Trash aka countless others who have been banned
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 26
              #4
              Re: Dream Husband/Wife

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.
              Is there any one God-fearing man in particular you have your eye on?
              Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388
                  #5
                  Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                  Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
                  Is there any one God-fearing man in particular you have your eye on?
                  Perhaps......maybe just a little bit.
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                    • Dark Angel
                      Unsaved Trash aka countless others who have been banned
                       
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 26
                      #6
                      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      Perhaps......maybe just a little bit.
                      Does he have a name, or do you just wanna keep that a secret?
                      Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78551
                          #7
                          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                          Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
                          Does he have a name, or do you just wanna keep that a secret?
                          Lady, what are you trying to do? Jesus hates gossip, and loose lips sink ships. Don't be trying to entice or entrance our robust sister into revealing her lustful thoughts. She is probably ashamed of herself as it is, without you making it worse. With unsaved trash like you pestering her, her Victory Over Sex is imperiled.

                          This is a Christian forum, not some cheap pickup bar.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: Dream Husband/Wife

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                                • Dark Angel
                                  Unsaved Trash aka countless others who have been banned
                                   
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 26
                                  #9
                                  Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Lady, what are you trying to do? Jesus hates gossip, and loose lips sink ships. Don't be trying to entice or entrance our robust sister into revealing her lustful thoughts. She is probably ashamed of herself as it is, without you making it worse. With unsaved trash like you pestering her, her Victory Over Sex is imperiled.

                                  This is a Christian forum, not some cheap pickup bar.
                                  There's nothing wrong with having an innocent little crush on someone. And I'm not talking about lust or sex.
                                  Who knows, maybe the guy she has a crush on is the guy Jesus and God want her to be with.
                                  Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

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                                    • Brother Temperance
                                      Senior Usher
                                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                      A very nice young man
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 15621
                                      #10
                                      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                      Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
                                      There's nothing wrong with having an innocent little crush on someone.
                                      Yes there is. The human body is revolting. Have you never read the Bible?

                                      1 Corinthians 7:1 It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
                                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 5131
                                          #11
                                          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                          Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

                                          Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.
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                                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78551
                                              #12
                                              Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                              Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.
                                              By "taken" I assume you mean "satan's willing sex slave."
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • JawOfAnAss
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 313
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  By "taken" I assume you mean "satan's willing sex slave."
                                                  Probably "taken-aback" . Satan (also a "hot" guy) certainly wouldn't use a Godly "missionary" position.
                                                  Judges 15:16
                                                  And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                                                    • JawOfAnAss
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 313
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                      Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

                                                      Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.

                                                      Are you sure this isn't your current fornicatin' demon man slave ?

                                                      Judges 15:16
                                                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                                                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 5131
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                          By "taken" I assume you mean "satan's willing sex slave."
                                                          You aren't one to talk about slaves, mister bear in the basement.

                                                          Are you sure this isn't your current fornicatin' demon man slave ?
                                                          Oh dear me, no.
                                                          Billy Corgan with that makeup would look MUCH better than that guy.
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                                                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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