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  • MyHusbandHasFleas
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 56

    #16
    Re: Dream Husband/Wife

    Well I have been married to the same man for 21 yrs and I don't find his body revolting at all. Matter of fact I find him very sexy. All man if you ask me.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

      Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
      Well I have been married to the same man for 21 yrs and I don't find his body revolting at all. Matter of fact I find him very sexy. All man if you ask me.
      Even though he has fleas?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Dark Angel
        Unsaved Trash aka countless others who have been banned
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 26

        #18
        Re: Dream Husband/Wife

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Even though he has fleas?
        I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
        Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #19
          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

          Originally posted by Dank Ankles View Post
          I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
          What is it about sinners and whining that the two always seem to go hand-in-hand?
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          • Miss Maisie
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1189

            #20
            Re: Dream Husband/Wife

            Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
            I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
            Truly? I don't see her trying to refute the fact.

            It seems that hand in hand with sinners also goes a lack of cleanliness.
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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #21
              Re: Dream Husband/Wife

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

              Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.

              There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 493

                #22
                Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. ^^ A true likeness I am sure.

                I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening there as you learn your Psalms.

                Are you ready to repent?

                Oh, I play the harpsichord, so you can consider me a musician...
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                Exodus 22:18
                says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                  Originally posted by Herr_Doktor Phd. View Post
                  My, I have to say that you are looking fetching in that picture. A true likeness I am sure.

                  It's not a picture of me - your mods set that pic as my avatar, and reset my account so that I can't post the pic I want as my avatar.

                  I sure can see some bottom quivering action happening their as you learn your Psalms.

                  Then you have a vivid imagination.

                  Are you ready to repent?
                  There's nothing for which I feel the need to repent.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • MyHusbandHasFleas
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 56

                    #24
                    Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                    Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                    Truly? I don't see her trying to refute the fact.

                    It seems that hand in hand with sinners also goes a lack of cleanliness.

                    I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                      Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
                      I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
                      I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.

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                      • MyHusbandHasFleas
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 56

                        #26
                        Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        I do pray your husband is not one of those Southern Baptists. Frankly considering your saucy attitude lady it has all the marks of the liberal and permissive SBC.

                        No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                          Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
                          No actually he is a Southern Baptist he was born in New Hampshire thank you. And he thinks my "Saucy Attitude" is sexy. Turns him on.
                          I suppose he's also a queer-lover.

                          The SBC are notorious false Christians and queer-lovers and are all HELLBOUND!
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                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Miss Maisie
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1189

                            #28
                            Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                            But does he have fleas?

                            I'm sure filthiness like that ain't looked kindly on in God's Holy Writ.
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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #29
                              Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                              Originally posted by Lump View Post
                              There is just something about musicians, isn't there? I'm not a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, but Anthony Kiedis, on the other hand...
                              There is, especially the ones who look good with long hair. I love long hair on guys! Well, it doesn't suit every guy, but on the ones it *does* suit. Anyways.....I do love his music though, I've been a fan for years.

                              To MyAngel,

                              Don't worry, they seem to do mean things like that all the time.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
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                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: Dream Husband/Wife

                                Originally posted by Dark Angel View Post
                                I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
                                Oh, I thought it was MyFlyIsOpen.
                                Originally posted by Lump View Post
                                <not my picture, etc.>
                                I don't see what's wrong with the picture. A bit robust, but at least the clothes fit and she doesn't have horrific acne.
                                Originally posted by MyHusbandHasFleas View Post
                                I am a very clean person and so is my husband. Who is Baptist by the way. He doesn't have flea's but he does have a badge.
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