Ah, this discussion brings back such sweet memories of my "first time."
I have to admit, I was a bit of a klutz that night. Both of us were, but I think it was more difficult for Daisy Mae. She wasn't real willing to do the deed. In fact, she wasn't real willing to get married in the first place, seeing how she was just 13. But her parents needed the money real bad after their farm went bust, so $2000 later and it was all agreed. Daisy Mae put up a fuss at first, but after me and my brothers forced her to swallow a full jug of Thunderbird (the funnel helped), she calmed down. I did have a little trouble with her a few hours later when she woke up, naked and tied to the bed, but fortunately I kept a baseball bat nearby (an old trick I learned from my daddy) - a few little "love taps" and she shut right up.
It was such a romantic night - I'll never forget it. Daisy Mae sure never forgot it - after her self-induced abortion, she escaped and has been going 'round the country giving speeches to those feminazi groups, telling them all the personal details of our lovely wedding night. I'd like to whoop her ass if I ever see her again, though that probably won't happen due to the lesbian body guards she's now got. All I can do is pray that she'll accept Jesus and come back to me, the only True Christian man who ever loved her.
Maybe some of you LandOver ladies can give me some advice on how I can win her heart back. If it wasn't for the restraining order, I'd slip her some roofies and bring her home.
YIC,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Ah, this discussion brings back such sweet memories of my "first time."
I have to admit, I was a bit of a klutz that night. Both of us were, but I think it was more difficult for Daisy Mae. She wasn't real willing to do the deed. In fact, she wasn't real willing to get married in the first place, seeing how she was just 13. But her parents needed the money real bad after their farm went bust, so $2000 later and it was all agreed. Daisy Mae put up a fuss at first, but after me and my brothers forced her to swallow a full jug of Thunderbird (the funnel helped), she calmed down. I did have a little trouble with her a few hours later when she woke up, naked and tied to the bed, but fortunately I kept a baseball bat nearby (an old trick I learned from my daddy) - a few little "love taps" and she shut right up.
It was such a romantic night - I'll never forget it. Daisy Mae sure never forgot it - after her self-induced abortion, she escaped and has been going 'round the country giving speeches to those feminazi groups, telling them all the personal details of our lovely wedding night. I'd like to whoop her ass if I ever see her again, though that probably won't happen due to the lesbian body guards she's now got. All I can do is pray that she'll accept Jesus and come back to me, the only True Christian man who ever loved her.
Maybe some of you LandOver ladies can give me some advice on how I can win her heart back. If it wasn't for the restraining order, I'd slip her some roofies and bring her home.
YIC,
Buford
So you forced a child to marry against her will, poisoned her, tied her up, raped her, and beat her senseless, and you call that love?
No wonder she left you.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Its good not to be tied down by religion. Im able to express love how I want, why would 'god' have a rule about not have sex before marriage? Im 16, having sex with my girlfriend, and wait for it... Im not burning! I think ye're just missing out! Cmon, live your life!
Its good not to be tied down by religion. Im able to express love how I want, why would 'god' have a rule about not have sex before marriage? Im 16, having sex with my girlfriend, and wait for it... Im not burning! I think ye're just missing out! Cmon, live your life!
As long as you're both of legal age to give informed consent, go for it.
Just be sure to use a condom every time - the last thing you want at your age is to become parents!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Im like 16.. and ive had sex 7 times.. ride em and leave em, thats how i see it.. and all ye people waitin till your marriage.. what you are really sayin is, you couldnt get a woman cos u were the outcast, haha virgins are funny lil loner people hahaha
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