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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #16
    Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Marijuana? "Googling?" I could swoon; I need a stiff drink (of tea) Right now!!!

    Yoo-hoo, Sister Thumper! Are my balls big enough? There are larger ones available, you know:

    What in tarnation is that thing!?

    looks like one of those inscense burners the catholics use.
    I think some men had better attend this tea party.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #17
      Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      What in tarnation is that thing!?
      Why, Brother Eliot, that is a "tea ball"



      An old-fashioned device with which to prepare a cuppa

      I Hope you Mens come too and BYOB; I can't wait to see how big the Pastors' balls are! I'm so excited!

      Bless Sister Thumper for throwing such a Divine party!!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #18
        Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Why, Brother Eliot, that is a "tea ball"



        An old-fashioned device with which to prepare a cuppa

        I Hope you Mens come too and BYOB; I can't wait to see how big the Pastors' balls are! I'm so excited!

        Bless Sister Thumper for throwing such a Divine party!!!

        Listen here young lady!!
        Where did you hear the word "cuppa" from? I've met enough brits to know that is a British word!

        And just what, pray tell, is wrong with a Lipton tea bag?
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        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!



          Oh my Sweet, Sashaying Jesus ...... there he is! Those pea-green eyes! That little leer when he looks at you! I can almost hear that lisping voice again! ("Yeaaaah....") (Or was it "Aaaaaaah")

          Could someone please see him aboard the HELL Train? I am feeling too Ill at the moment....

          And just look! He doesn't have any balls at all!

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718

            #20
            Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

            Begging your pardon, Brother Eliot, a tea ball is a utensil in which one places loose ground tea leaves into a cup and pours boiling water over it, allowing it to steep and then lifting it out when the tea is done to one's preference. We ladies would never allow anything questionable into our tea bagging party!

            Sister Thumper, I'll be there. Such good, clean fun! Do let me know if you need help with snacks or anything else. Cheese balls and doughnut holes come immediately to mind, and we could perhaps throw some kielbasa and Italian sausage on the grill? Mmmm...
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #21
              Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

              Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
              Begging your pardon, Brother Eliot, a tea ball is a utensil in which one places loose ground tea leaves into a cup and pours boiling water over it, allowing it to steep and then lifting it out when the tea is done to one's preference. We ladies would never allow anything questionable into our tea bagging party!

              Sister Thumper, I'll be there. Such good, clean fun! Do let me know if you need help with snacks or anything else. Cheese balls and doughnut holes come immediately to mind, and we could perhaps throw some kielbasa and Italian sausage on the grill? Mmmm...
              Oh Great! Now you want Polish and Italian meat! Jimmy Deans isn't good enough for you?
              Men, I'm telling you this is leading to no good!
              This is what Europeans think about sausage!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                Sister BTB, what a delightful idea!

                I'm sure I can slip away from The Monthly Visitor to come by! It'll be nice to try a teabag that doesn't have a string attached!

                (The ladies at The Monthly Visitor, for some reason, do like that Lipton tea.)
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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #23
                  Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                  I issue a challenge to Pastor: I HAVE BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU DO!

                  Can you prove me inCorrect?

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #24
                    Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                    Brother Eliot, the reason I mentioned Polska Kielbasa and Italian sausage is that these meats are usually eaten at brunch or dinner, whereas Bob Evans' pork sausage is for breakfast. Since the party will be later in the day, I felt that the former two would be more appropriate fare. Why, everyone knows that American sausages are the best of all, but they do have their time and place!
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #25
                      Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                      Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                      Brother Eliot, the reason I mentioned Polska Kielbasa and Italian sausage is that these meats are usually eaten at brunch or dinner, whereas Bob Evans' pork sausage is for breakfast. Since the party will be later in the day, I felt that the former two would be more appropriate fare. Why, everyone knows that American sausages are the best of all, but they do have their time and place!
                      I have a good recipe for deer sausage. We should have a sausage stuffing party in the near future!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #26
                        Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                        Brother Eliot, you are most Definitely™ invited if you will bring along some of those delicious-looking party canapes!

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                        • H. Montague Worthington
                          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2716

                          #27
                          Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                          You know what is absolutely delicious with tea bagging and my Cleveland Steamers? Geoducks, a large clam found in the Pacific Northwest and Mexico. They are absolutely delicious, especially with Cleveland Steamers and tea bags (or balls)!



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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #28
                            Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post

                            DICKENS CIDER would be great with that!!!

                            And I'm Sure Sister Thumper will have some in hand in the event that Pastor Ezekiel shows up

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2026
                              • 15118

                              #29
                              Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              Marijuana? "Googling?" I could swoon; I need a stiff drink (of tea) Right now!!!

                              Yoo-hoo, Sister Thumper! Are my balls big enough? There are larger ones available, you know:

                              I really can't fathom out how you'd even get one of those Balls in your mouth.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                                You know what is absolutely delicious with tea bagging and my Cleveland Steamers? Geoducks, a large clam found in the Pacific Northwest and Mexico.
                                Sounds good. Clams do improve everything, although I'm not so sure about ducks...

                                Anyway, I for one am 100% in favour of this idea. Being a Englishman, teabag parties are one of my very favourite forms of social interaction. I even have a little song I like to sing about them. It starts "Teabag party tonight! Teabag party tonight! We're gonna have a teabag party tonight! Alright!"...and is usually sung to the tune of Land of Hope and Glory.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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