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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #46
    Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

    Well, I think I will just stick my face into the KJV 1611 for the next 200 years - or until Lumpy disappears - after hearing that

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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #47
      Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

      Well, if it's all sticky no wonder lint just clings all over it.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #48
        Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

        If that's what I think it is administrative action should be taken.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #49
          Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

          I just found another handy use for tea bags!

          Last night I burned some of Pastor Zeke's popcorn by letting it sit in the microwave too long and he back handed me across the face that left me with a pesky black and swollen eye. Today I soaked a tea bag in ice water then put it on my eye. The swelling really went down!

          I should add this to my Simple Remedies thread.
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          • StreetPreacherLew
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 107

            #50
            Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

            Lumpy's a pot tea mouth! The True Christian (tm) word is "Tallywhacker".

            My tea balls are filled with Queen Victoria's Special Blend, but I can bag it if you like.

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            • Sister Rebecca
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 390

              #51
              Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

              Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
              I dare you to put that in your mouth.

              I would pop that whole thing in my mouth and chew it up RIGHT away! That looks positively YUMMY!
              Jesus is watching you masturbate.

              Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

              numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #52
                Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                I just found another handy use for tea bags!

                Last night I burned some of Pastor Zeke's popcorn by letting it sit in the microwave too long and he back handed me across the face that left me with a pesky black and swollen eye. Today I soaked a tea bag in ice water then put it on my eye. The swelling really went down!

                I should add this to my Simple Remedies thread.
                GOD, Sister, isn't Tea Bagging simply wonderful?

                I would have kept Lipton humming along when Pastor Kenneth was around, I can tell you that!

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #53
                  Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  PS My sister-in-law finally gave me her recipe for lemon bars, and I assure you they are Heavenly, so I will bring some along with a box of Lemon Zinger Tea.
                  Oh, so it will be a lemon party? I'm sure my wife will have fun.
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                  • indeathislife
                    Unsaved Trash another whiny emo
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 16

                    #54
                    Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                    should we be using such secular dialogue as "tea bagging" or "lemon party"?

                    I've heard co workers using those terms in utterly revolting ways.
                    Revelation 14:10-11
                    The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.

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                    • Justina Thyme
                      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1718

                      #55
                      Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                      The gross misuse of such innocent words as "teabag" and "lemon" is only a further illustration of the depths of depravity to which the secular, unsaved world has sunk. Someday they'll all be in hell with satan, repeatedly their dipping teabags into tea which contains the juice of large lemons that have been squeezed to their last salty sour drop.
                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                      • Rev. Carlton Green
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 311

                        #56
                        Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                        Well ladies, Good ol' Reverend Green couldn't help but make an appearance for the party that Sister Thumper hosted last year.


                        I love tea-bagging parties.

                        I wore my 2nd favourite suit last year. I love listening to the idle murmurings that pleasantly accompany the light jazz music playing from the latest installed sound speakers cleverly hidden behind the moose head. I love patting fellow Christians on the back while I munch on a taste cream cheese and cracker appetizer.

                        Thanks for all the great memories as I look forward to the one coming up.

                        (Sorry for the little accident I had with last year's fancy hat winner. Her husband won't be here this year, will he?)

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718

                          #57
                          Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                          What a charming group of ladies, and my, aren't you the handsome devil! No, Rev. Carlton, you don't have to worry about her husband making an unwanted appearance this year; Mr. Thyme tells me that he was quietly taken into custody on charges of plotting your demise after your attack on the accident involving you and his wife and is currently residing out of state as a guest of our federal government.
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                          • Rev. Carlton Green
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 311

                            #58
                            Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                            Thank you Jesus!! (And the American judicial system!)

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                            • Mr Godwin
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 123

                              #59
                              Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                              Hello again, you lovely ladies of Landover! Just poking my nose in here to see what's going on.

                              I believe it was arranged in advance that someone will be meeting my mother at the airport that morning, for the teabagging social? She'll be coming in on the flight from Sin Fran.

                              She'll be the one in the new bonnet and nifty traveling duds! Like this!



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                              Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                              • Millia
                                Unsaved Trash Whiner
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 15

                                #60
                                Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                Hello Ladies,

                                Somewhere someone mentioned tea bagging which sounded fun and gave me a great idea! So I decided to have a Tea Bag Party!! Personally, I love the taste of Earl Gray.

                                WHEN: Saturday, June 21st 2:00

                                WHERE: My Place

                                WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite brand of Tea bags for tasting and trading!

                                I also think it will be great fun to dress up and wear your fanciest hat!! Winner gets a Variety Pack of Bigalow Teas!

                                We will also be discussing summer Bridesmaids fashions.

                                COME HAVE FUN!!!
                                I think that sounds absolutely delightful. If I threw one, I would have a theme, like Victorian dress. Men could accompany and socialize. It would be great for singles.
                                Also, I love Earle Gray! It's my favorite
                                Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

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