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Oh Sister Su! Congratulations on your upcoming, consumation!!
I get so giddy at these times!
PRAISE!
Oh Sister Su! Congratulations on your upcoming, consumation!!
I get so giddy at these times!
PRAISE!
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Thank you! Now, has anyone seen my almost-Godly Groom?
SEVEN DAYS AND THEY'RE GOING BY QUICK!!!Comment
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You're seriously not going to marry that Unsaved Trash are you?
Step up! Marry me, baby! You'll have to stop taking the Lord's name in vain, but I'll have you barefoot and pregnant in no time. How are your cooking skills? Do you own a boat? Can I see the motor?Comment
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I'm not Sure if the Pastors allow the asking of a Godly Lady if you can see her motor on this board.Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post
ONLY 6 DAYS LEFT NOW IN JUNE!!!
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Don't talk like that. You're making my motor rev.
It's just that the chastity belt pinches so...Comment
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Aww.. how sweet, a wedding. Do I get an invite?Aww, Somebody gave me a signature.. I better change it.Comment
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Only 5 days left to go!!!Originally posted by dingo minors View Post
Hon, if Snottyduck doesn't stop making Pastor Ezekiel Angry™ and fails to show up here on time, you might get more than an invite
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Friend, True Christians(tm) are only too willing to meet "nice" goth people and dispose of them in the appropriate fashion, but what do you mean by sacrifice? Sacrifice to who?Originally posted by snottyduck View PostDear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.
You've already got the best invitation you could possibly imagine - an invitation to eternal Salvation! You'll find it between the pages of your Bible.Originally posted by dingo minors View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Most certainly hope you'll have a lovely wedding and a happy life together.Comment
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Aww, I'm not sure how to respond to that. But, I hope everything works out to the best with you and your soon to be new husband. I wish you the best of luck with your new life as a married woman!Aww, Somebody gave me a signature.. I better change it.Comment
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Aw, you Guys are sweet!!!
Actually, I am a Married woman because as a True Christian I have never stooped so low as to recognize Pastor Kenneth's divorcement. Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Not a problem!!!
Oh.my.JESUS. Counting today (it's early in the morning yet) THERE ARE ONLY 5 MORE DAYS IN WHICH TO BECOME A JUNE BRIDE!!!
Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Can we at least get together and gas about the situation?
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Originally posted by SUV View PostAw, you Guys are sweet!!!
Actually, I am a Married woman because as a True Christian I have never stooped so low as to recognize Pastor Kenneth's divorcement. Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Not a problem!!!
Oh.my.JESUS. Counting today (it's early in the morning yet) THERE ARE ONLY 5 MORE DAYS IN WHICH TO BECOME A JUNE BRIDE!!!
Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Can we at least get together and gas about the situation?
If you still consider yourself married to this Ken person, why are you trying to get Uncle Goose to marry you? Wouldn't that be committing adultery in spirit?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Ah so, Alas, I'm not into married women, situations like that are way to problematic to begin with. Sorry SUV.Comment
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Snottyduck, I implore you! How about if I go...secular...Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
and admit to being..........divorced 
It'll only be for a little while - until we join our gas masks together
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I was about to offer to step up to the plate, but seeing as you're married in the eyes of the Lord, even though the monster ran out on you . . .Originally posted by SUV View PostAw, you Guys are sweet!!!
Actually, I am a Married woman because as a True Christian I have never stooped so low as to recognize Pastor Kenneth's divorcement. Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Not a problem!!!
Oh.my.JESUS. Counting today (it's early in the morning yet) THERE ARE ONLY 5 MORE DAYS IN WHICH TO BECOME A JUNE BRIDE!!!
Snottyduck! Snottyduck! Can we at least get together and gas about the situation?
Have you considered that if Pastor Kenneth were to meet with an accident, you'd then be a widow? Are you even sure he's still alive?Bible boring? Nonsense!
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