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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348
    #1531
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Fannar View Post
    only about 2 million jews died that is a big number but it is not as much as 6 million
    Where you counting them while they died? Or are you just repeating some unfounded information?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • ThickHead the Eskimo
        Unsaved trash, hateful blubber eater
        • Mar 2010
        • 5
        #1532
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Americans are fat, very fat.
        Icelandic people are skinny and beautiful.
        So god hates Americans much more, sorry bro :/
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2025
            • 15118
            #1533
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by ThuMattDeyjaihelviti View Post
            Americans are fat, very fat.
            Icelandic people are skinny and beautiful.
            So god hates Americans much more, sorry bro :/
            Only the non-Christian Americans.
            God made us perfect because he Loves US.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • ThickHead the Eskimo
                Unsaved trash, hateful blubber eater
                • Mar 2010
                • 5
                #1534
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Im am very sorry but you are very ugly and god does not love you.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2025
                    • 15118
                    #1535
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by ThuMattDeyjaihelviti View Post
                    Im am very sorry but you are very ugly and god does not love you.
                    I accept your hatred as persecution.
                    Thank you.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                      • ThickHead the Eskimo
                        Unsaved trash, hateful blubber eater
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 5
                        #1536
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        It is not me that hates you, it is god.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2025
                            • 15118
                            #1537
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by ThuMattDeyjaihelviti View Post
                            It is not me that hates you, it is god.
                            Why would God hate me?
                            I accept His every Word.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #1538
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by ThickHead the Eskimo View Post
                                It is not me that hates you, it is god.
                                Can you prove that with Scripture, Nanook of the North?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • ThickHead the Eskimo
                                    Unsaved trash, hateful blubber eater
                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 5
                                    #1539
                                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                    God hates you, and you are ugly.
                                    God made you ugly because he hates you.

                                    Simple answer.
                                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #1540
                                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                        Originally posted by ThickHead the Eskimo View Post
                                        Im am very sorry but you are very ugly
                                        Sure pal, and you are a looker, right?

                                        [ATTACH]11823[/ATTACH]

                                        Ehm, no.
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • ThickHead the Eskimo
                                            Unsaved trash, hateful blubber eater
                                            • Mar 2010
                                            • 5
                                            #1541
                                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                            Yes i can, God hates you too because you are very ugly and God hates ugly people.
                                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78551
                                                #1542
                                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                Sure pal, and you are a looker, right?

                                                [ATTACH]11823[/ATTACH]

                                                Ehm, no.
                                                Wait, that's david!
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Talitha
                                                    Deaconess
                                                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2025
                                                    • 15118
                                                    #1543
                                                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                    I wonder if this Little Girl has her father's permission to be here?

                                                    Sister Talitha

                                                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                                      • Glimglingglo
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Mar 2010
                                                        • 1
                                                        #1544
                                                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                                        I wonder if this Little Girl has her father's permission to be here?
                                                        Our Lord died for you Talitha, and the ugliness of you breaks his heart! If Eizikiel is a "pastor" how come he is openly advertising his libido! Only gay men would do that! KEEP BIBLE STUDIES clean of sexual insinuations! "Wide open" to what I may ask? To seriously discuss the appearances of a young male adult? Are you secretly catholic? Repent while you still can. I will mention you in my prayers! But, oh Lord, is preparing a big frying pan for you!

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                                                          • Cordelia Nigglesby
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Mar 2010
                                                            • 20
                                                            #1545
                                                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                                            Don't you exkimos have some fish eyeballs to chew on or some snowshoes to make?

                                                            God hates reindeer herding, lefse eating nordics because they worship false gods and smell like lutefisk and akvavit.

                                                            There's still hope. Put down the seal harpoons, burn your igloos, dry-dock your kayaks, and embrace Him!

                                                            I'll Pray for you in between my Prayers for Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and Björk Guðmundsdóttir - the half-breed demon-sprite from Hell.

                                                            Revelation 20:14-15
                                                            14Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire.The lake of fire is the second death. 15If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

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