[IreneS]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You Norwegians are as ignorant of geography as you are about everything else. What about Austria, Mr Smarty Pants?

Also, the Icelanders sold their souls to the Devil long ago in return for comely women who retain their youthful beauty well beyond middle age. It's an outrage.

Hang on, I live in Australia. We're not part of Scandinavia, I can assure you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Icelandic women are notorious whores.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Iceland is not a Scandinavian country, Scandinavia is only Sweden, Norway and Denmark, not even overseas territories are included. Iceland is a Nordic country though, the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and Iceland forms the Nordic region of Europe.

You Norwegians are as ignorant of geography as you are about everything else. What about Austria, Mr Smarty Pants?

Also, the Icelanders sold their souls to the Devil long ago in return for comely women who retain their youthful beauty well beyond middle age. It's an outrage.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

There is nothing wrong with gay marriage

Nothing wrong?

Did you know that the Holy Word of God states that even Normal people who are nice to queers will join them in hell?

The Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Gunnar Bjorkman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
[/CENTER]

The Nordic cross is meant to honour Christianity, from the time when these countries were truly Christian

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

Iceland is not a Scandinavian country, Scandinavia is only Sweden, Norway and Denmark, not even overseas territories are included. Iceland is a Nordic country though, the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland and Iceland forms the Nordic region of Europe.

[*]They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!

And so? Ever heard of freedom of religion? The people of Iceland can believe in whatever they want!

God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.

Even though the name might make it sound like its mostly ice, its not! Greenland is mostly ice though.

God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

The Icelandic economy has regained now, better than ever, and the corrupt bankers has been jailed.

Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

There is nothing wrong with gay marriage

[Chester Longshire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Icelandic women are absolute whores:

http://www.bangguides.com/travel/bang-iceland/

There is not a single virgin left on this god-forsaken, elve-worshipping crudhole of an island *vomit*.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Elves! Iceland believes in Elves!!!!111!

These cretins think they can believe in other gods!

Read this!

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — In this land of fire and ice, where the fog-shrouded lava fields offer a spooky landscape in which anything might lurk, stories abound of the “hidden folk” – thousands of elves, making their homes in Iceland’s wilderness.

So perhaps it was only a matter of time before 21st-century elves got political representation.

Elf advocates have joined forces with environmentalists to urge the Icelandic Road and Coastal Commission and local authorities to abandon a highway project building a direct route from the Alftanes peninsula, where the president has a home, to the Reykjavik suburb of Gardabaer. They fear disturbing elf habitat and claim the area is particularly important because it contains an elf church.

The project has been halted until the Supreme Court of Iceland rules on a case brought by a group known as Friends of Lava, who cite both the environmental and the cultural impact – including the impact on elves – of the road project. The group has regularly brought hundreds of people out to block the bulldozers.
[…]
Scandinavian folklore is full of elves, trolls and other mythological characters. Most people in Norway, Denmark and Sweden haven’t taken them seriously since the 19th century, but elves are no joke to many in Iceland, population 320,000.

A survey conducted by the University of Iceland in 2007 found that 62 percent of the 1,000 respondents thought it was at least possible that elves exist. [Edit EB: 62% is very low: 99% of Americans know there is a God. Nevertheless, they are probably saying no more than "How can you know for certain that in the entire universe and any other universe there is not something like an elf?"]

Ragnhildur Jonsdottir, a self-proclaimed “seer,” believes she can communicate with the creatures through telepathy.
[Edit EB: Telepathy????!!!! What is that!!!??? She needs to get this delusion out of her head and pray to Jesus!"]

“It will be a terrible loss and damaging both for the elf world and for us humans,” said Jonsdottir of the road project.
[Edit EB: See what the witch has done there? She has "pre-supposed elves" and now she is saying that some supernatural creature has some interest in humans!!! Only Jesus knows what we want. "]

[…]“Some feel that the elf thing is a bit annoying,” said Magnason, adding that personally he was not sure they existed. However, he added, “I got married in a church with a god just as invisible as the elves, so what might seem irrational is actually quite common” with Icelanders.
[Edit EB: typical close-minded Icelander - even he thinks there might be elves!]

Terry Gunnell, a folklore professor at the University of Iceland, said he was not surprised by the wide acceptance of the possibility of elves.

“This is a land where your house can be destroyed by something you can’t see (earthquakes), where the wind can knock you off your feet, where the smell of sulfur from your taps tells you there is invisible fire not far below your feet, where the northern lights make the sky the biggest television screen in the world, and where hot springs and glaciers `talk,’” Gunnell said.
[Edit EB: As if the environment and the culture has anything to do with believing in Elves!!! Get real Professor! They have just made up elves to spit in God's Face!]
[...]

And at Christmas, Icelanders await not just one Santa Claus, but 13 trolls known as the “Yule Lads” who come to town during the 13 days before Christmas.
[Edit EB: I suspect this is the same as the Muslims "72 virgins" ]

“If you ask an Icelander about elves, they might say they don’t believe,” said Jonsdottir. “But we always have stories of them, if not from ourselves then from someone close like a family member.”
[Edit EB: Dear Lord... the witch is back! Ranting her lying garbage. Nobody needs to "learn" about Jesus - it's just obvius He looks after us!]

Hilmar Gunnarsson, a writer in Reykjavik, fondly remembers a story his grandmother told him about a mischievous elf.

“She told me about (a pair) of her scissors that went missing and she was certain that an elf borrowed them,” Gunnarsson said. “She would not believe that they were just lost and she would not buy (new) scissors. She said the elf would give them back when he was finished. She said they were returned.”
[Edit EB: And now they are blaspheming and claiming miracles - those scissors were found because Jesus is telling you that He is near and wants you to accept Him! He does this all the time with car-keys and the like.]

One of Iceland’s most famous daughters, the singer Bjork, displayed no hesitation when asked by U.S. comedian and TV host Stephen Colbert if people in her country believed in elves.

“We do,” she said. “It’s sort of a relationship with nature, like with the rocks. (The elves) all live in the rocks, so you have to. It’s all about respect, you know.”

[Edit EB: Anyone who is named after the sound of vomiting, should not be heeded.]

[WWJDnow]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I wonder whether they have an ₳$$ĦØ₤€ museum, too.

Uh, I meant this as a joke. Now I find out it's real. Warning, this is too disgusting an image for women and children and too homo for men, so don't click this link.

[WWJDnow]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I wonder whether they have an ₳$$ĦØ₤€ museum, too.

You'd think that people living on top of a bunch of volcanoes would try just a little harder not to piss God off.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I can't believe that they let eskimo savages have guns. Don't they have any laws down there?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Anarchy, murder and chaos descend upon Iceland as Police fire at will!

Despite constant warnings by Landover, the people of Iceland refuse to hear or heed our concerns. Iceland has now started on the slippery slope to the pits of Hell.

As God’s Wrath is showered upon Iceland, the police pull out their weapons and start blasting away at any citizen who tries to resist the might of the Socialist Atheist State.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25190119 Rare Iceland armed police operation leaves man dead

Icelandic police have shot dead a man who was firing a shotgun in his apartment in the early hours of Monday.

It is the first time someone has been killed in an armed police operation in Iceland, officials say.

Tear gas canisters were fired through the windows in an attempt to subdue the 59-year-old, who lived in the east of the capital, Reykjavik. The tear gas was used when the man, who has not been named, failed to respond to police attempts to contact him and continued shooting.

When this failed he was shot after firing at police entering the building. Between 15 and 20 officers took part.

Back-up was provided by special forces.

When they entered the apartment, two members of the special forces were injured by shotgun fire - one in the face, the other in the hand.

This is just typical of a nation whose population has no idea on how to handle weapons, weapon safety or responsible gun ownership. Landover has sponsored a True Christian member of the NRA, Reb “Columbine” Harding, to advise the government of this sad and sinful island.

I spoke to Reb earlier today and he firmly believes that the Icelandic government should (i) present all citizens with a .357 on their 8th birthday (ii) allow instant “over-the-counter” and internet sales of all automatic and so-called 'assault' weapons (iii) Stop requiring registers or licenses for firearms; registers and licenses are an invasion of privacy. Thus the people will become used to firearms and thus no longer require an armed police force that has behaved in such a murderously tyrannical way.

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES DIRTY LAZY NEGROS. ALL NEGROS AND ARABS NEED TO BURN IN HELL WITH SATAN! WHITE POWER! PRAISE JESUS!

Thread's about Iceland, genius.

[Mordecai-Winters]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES DIRTY LAZY NEGROS. ALL NEGROS AND ARABS NEED TO BURN IN HELL WITH SATAN! WHITE POWER! PRAISE JESUS!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

People from Iceland are actually descended from Swedes of the Norwegian variety that were mostly thieves and murderers who escaped justice by fleeing to a God forsaken island near to the North Pole.

Thus, they are already on God's smite list.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I can only imagine the horrific acts that must take place after hours in that "museum," when the curator and his sodomite buddies play with the collection and each other!