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  • #1756
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Translation: "Whaa-waa! I'm a savage eskimo from Godless Iceland and I'm jealous of America because our tiny little island stinks of sulfur all the time and we have the highest suicide rate in the world and God kills us off with earthquakes and volcanoes because we worship false gods and most of us are queers."
    This is the best site ever,I havent laughed like this for years and this must be a joke site couse nobody in their rigth mind can be so ignorant,bias and homophophic as you cunts are

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    • #1757
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Really?? View Post
      This is the best site ever,I havent laughed like this for years and this must be a joke site couse nobody in their rigth mind can be so ignorant,bias and homophophic as you cooters are
      If you find the Holy Word of God "hilarious" than you are one sick little demon. One day soon Jesus is going to return to earth and you are going to have to answer to Him on bended knee for your mockery.

      I'm glad I'm not you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #1758
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Really?? View Post
        This is the best site ever,I havent laughed like this for years and this must be a joke site couse nobody in their rigth mind can be so ignorant,bias and homophophic as you cooters are
        Go look in the mirror, what you see is your reflection... now that's a joke. If you ever decide to actually pick up a Bible and read it, you to will be enlightened to the word of God. And learn to spell, God expects it!

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        • #1759
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Go look in the mirror, what you see is your reflection... now that's a joke. If you ever decide to actually pick up a Bible and read it, you to will be enlightened to the word of God. And learn to spell, God expects it!
          Well I tried to spell the word ***DELETED*** but it is filtered on this site
          And yes I might spell few words wrong but at least I know other languages than my native tongue but you are a bunch of ignorant wankers that you only know english and you really are that stupid that you onlu know things that happen in you bible and your own community.
          Last edited by Wide-Open; 04-14-2010, 05:08 PM. Reason: Trying to use the word cooter

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          • #1760
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Really?? View Post
            but it is filtered on this site
            This is a Christian site, that's why.

            Originally posted by Really?? View Post
            ... but you are a bunch of ignorant wankers that you only know english
            That's pretty presumptuous on your part.

            Which languages do you speak other than broken American and why should we care?

            I have never seen an IQ test where it asked "how many natural languages do you speak?"

            Originally posted by Really?? View Post
            ... and you really are that stupid...
            Sorry, but all I see is a retard calling other people retards.

            Why not start reading the KJV 1611 Bible? You might learn something.

            I will pray for you
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #1761
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              i love america fore it's products but i hate it for it's stupidity and if you bother to google eskimos you will see that thei live in greenland and A PART OF CANADA AND NOT ICELAND

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              • #1762
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Eskimos or Esquimauxare indigenous peoples who have traditionally inhabited the circumpolar region from eastern Siberia (Russia), across Alaska (United States) and Canada, and Greenland

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                • #1763
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Fake & Gay

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                  • #1764
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Hommatittar... View Post
                    genuine & Gay

                    Bye-bye, Homotitty.

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                    • #1765
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Alas this proves that you Nazi like christians use your fake god to insult anything you don't like. In other words FAIL
                      The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
                      I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
                      Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
                      To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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                      • #1766
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
                        Alas this proves that you Nazi like christians use your genuine god to insult anything you don't like. In other words FAIL
                        Fail?




                        Imagine what will happen when we succeed!

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                        • #1767
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          If god and satan exist I would rather submit myself to what you would call evil.


                          Nearlly everyone of you people use god as an exuse why don't you give me proof that god exist (notice how I didn't say he exist because god could a woman I am not saying he is either)
                          The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
                          I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
                          Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
                          To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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                          • #1768
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by mr religion? View Post
                            If god and satan exist I would rather submit myself to what you would call evil.


                            Nearlly everyone of you people use god as an exuse why don't you give me proof that god exist (notice how I didn't say he exist because god could a woman I am not saying he is either)
                            I knew it! You are a Homer just dying to be reamed by the barbed talon of the devil himself. Disgusting!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #1769
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              I knew it! You are a Homer just dying to be reamed by the barbed talon of the devil himself. Disgusting!
                              Oh such a shame take me now B.I.T.C.H
                              The movie ran through me, The glamour subdued me, The tabloid untied me,
                              I'm empty please fill me, Mister anchor assure me, That Baghdad is burning,
                              Your voice it is so soothing, That cunning mantra of killing,I need you my witness,
                              To dress this up so bloodless, To numb me and purge me now, Of thoughts of blaming you,

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                              • #1770
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                It is actually quite interesting reading through all those pages. There seem to be lots of angry Icelanders trying to put some sense into the minds of christian nutcases. What they don't realize is that religion is the most potent and effective drug there is, it can be seen both in Christianity and in Islam, and it is not easy to "correct" the ways of those lost rambling sheeps.

                                Religion is in its true nature a very good thing, but sorry to say the Babptist Curch is not doing the world any favours with the harsh "let-them-all-die" stand they have. They seem to have forgotten many of the teaches of Jesus Christ about tolerance and forgiveness.

                                The list of countries that God is supposed to hate seems to be endless, I wonder which country is not on it. If God hates homosexuals, he must hate USA, there are lots of them there even though they can't get married. If he hates white people lying with black persons, he must hate USA, mixed-race marriages do exists there and have done for a long time. It all began with the occasional raping of the slaves by their masters. What actually do you feel about slavery, and raping?

                                Another proof that God hates USA is the sorcery in certain states/cities. What do you think about Florida and Hurricane Katarina, was that God punishing USA?

                                But after all, the most important thing is get the facts right, so if you want to rant about how bad Iceland is have the Icelandic flag there, not the Norwegian one, that is maybe the biggest insult.

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