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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Norwegian_heathen View Post
    I'm convinced this hateful crowd on this forum would be the first to burn there.
    Yeah, I agree. I have no idea why, but we've had huge crowd of these hateful Swiss' here today. I think it's some communist thing of Scandinavistan to hate everything.

    Well, as you said, they will surely burn in hell.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Norwegian_heathen View Post
      I'm a Norwegian heathen who happens to love Iceland and everything it stands for. I will probably be banned, so this will be my only post here. I think you are a sad crowd, and your religion is truly sick, and actually the root to a lot more evil than anything you can put your finger on in the Icelandic society. religious extremists like you cause more hurt, war and killing than any heathen pacaifist will ever do. Get a grip, people, you are so on the wrong course.
      Btw, make sure you get your facts right when you insult people. You used a Norwegian flag, not Icelandic. But it's fine with me, the Icelandic people are our brothers, in spirit and in flesh.

      I don't believe in hell, but if there were one, I'm convinced this hateful crowd on this forum would be the first to burn there.
      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        American government should use Iceland as a prison. Put all unwanted persons there and they could lead their Godforsaken lifes there and leave the USA to Jesus and his devoted followers.

        No real Christian would or should walk on Icelandic pagan soil

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Norwegian_heathen View Post
          I'm a Norwegian heathen who happens to love Iceland and everything it stands for.
          Well, let's look what Iceland stands for!
          1. Violent aggression and starting wars against peaceful nations
          2. Robbing people by scamming them out of their savings
          3. Pedophila on children's shows
          4. Bjork.
          5. denial that it was God Who made einurs, Einyursjo, Eniyorkjokil that volcano blow up.
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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            You Christians seem very racist, bitter and immature, I myself am from Iceland and I live a happy life without any religion, you've shown me that Christians are indeed mean and bad people and create problems in life.
            I think it's more likely that you Christians will go to hell by making people think that your god is an evil god. I guess you people are scared of death and seek life after death, and no matter how many times atheists and other religious people prove you wrong, you keep on being ignorant and complete douchebags to anyone who doesn't believe in an invisible man in the clouds like you do.
            also, I don't get easily fooled, if you believe in god, you could as well believe in anything, such as an invisible pink unicorn, I wouldn't be able to prove that doesn't exist, same goes for your god.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by BelieverInTruth View Post
              You Christians seem very racist, bitter and immature, I myself am from Iceland and I live a happy life without any religion, you've shown me that Christians are indeed mean and bad people and create problems in life.
              I think it's more likely that you Christians will go to hell by making people think that your god is an evil god. I guess you people are scared of death and seek life after death, and no matter how many times atheists and other religious people prove you wrong, you keep on being ignorant and complete douchebags to anyone who doesn't believe in an invisible man in the clouds like you do.
              also, I don't get easily fooled, if you believe in god, you could as well believe in anything, such as an invisible pink unicorn, I wouldn't be able to prove that doesn't exist, same goes for your god.
              So you admit you Can't prove God doesn't exist. Game. Set. Match.

              Now go away, little boy.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by BelieverInTruth View Post
                You Christians seem very racist, bitter and immature, I myself am from Iceland and I live a happy life without any religion, you've shown me that Christians are indeed mean and bad people and create problems in life.
                I think it's more likely that you Christians will go to hell by making people think that your god is an evil god. I guess you people are scared of death and seek life after death, and no matter how many times atheists and other religious people prove you wrong, you keep on being ignorant and complete douchebags to anyone who doesn't believe in an invisible man in the clouds like you do.
                also, I don't get easily fooled, if you believe in god, you could as well believe in anything, such as an invisible pink unicorn, I wouldn't be able to prove that doesn't exist, same goes for your god.
                None of that is true and if you must know, your words have cut me soul, very deeply. How can you be so cruel. You do not know me, we have never met yet you insist of spewing such words of hate, in from Of Jesus. You know, He died for your sins. How dare you disrespect Him. I suppose it is just typical behavior from a half breed icehearted eskimoe but still, the words hurt.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  How can you guys call yourselves Christians? I've read the Bible and Let Jesus into my heart, And I'm pretty sure the Bible has one reoccuring message and that is that because our Father and our Savior Jesus Christ do not hate, but Love every living being on earth. Because of this we as loyal followers of Christ should do our best to extend Love and Peace to all peoples of the earth because only through love and peace will the non believers one day come to the Lord.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Christslover View Post
                    And I'm pretty sure the Bible has one reoccuring message and that is that because our Father and our Savior Jesus Christ do not hate, but Love every living being on earth.
                    Please learn to read properly, read the Bible literally, do not cherry pick, and then come back.

                    YiC,M
                    Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Christslover View Post
                      How can you guys call yourselves Christians? I've read the Bible and Let Jesus into my heart, And I'm pretty sure the Bible has one reoccuring message and that is that because our Father and our Savior Jesus Christ do not hate, but Love every living being on earth. Because of this we as loyal followers of Christ should do our best to extend Love and Peace to all peoples of the earth because only through love and peace will the non believers one day come to the Lord.
                      Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

                      Erm... that would be God.

                      You're entitled to your opinion, whether or not it sends you to Hell, but please don't lie about the Bible.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                        Please learn to read properly, read the Bible literally, do not cherry pick, and then come back.

                        YiC,M
                        You can't take Bible literally. Bible is full of metaphor and if you take that literally- Y R STUPID.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by O'Lemon View Post
                          You can't take Bible literally. Bible is full of metaphor and if you take that literally- Y R STUPID.
                          So tell me, oh wise one, which bits are literal and which are metaphor?

                          You might as well say God is just a fairy tale. This is obviously not true because we have the Bible to tell us of all the amazing things God has done since He made the world. I suppose all of that isn't real either.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            So tell me, oh wise one, which bits are literal and which are metaphor?

                            You might as well say God is just a fairy tale. This is obviously not true because we have the Bible to tell us of all the amazing things God has done since He made the world. I suppose all of that isn't real either.
                            Bible was written about 300 years after Jesus by couple of drunken bald priests. Of course Bible is myth. Bible was written to tell us to love everybody and make peace, not war. That why Jesus 'die'.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by O'Lemon View Post
                              Bible was written about 300 years after Jesus by couple of drunken bald priests. Of course Bible is myth. Bible was written to tell us to love everybody and make peace, not war. That why Jesus 'die'.
                              Of course you are right. How foolish of God not to know better than some bitter hellbound kiddie. You were there, of course, witnessing this total fiction, right.
                              Of course you weren't so if it's all the same to you we'll just stick to the actual evidence.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Full disclosure: I am a Pentecostal Christian.

                                I just have a couple of questions for the members of Landover Baptist Church, if I may.

                                I would like to know how you reconcile your beliefs about other faiths, denominations of Christianity, and other races. Especially when Jesus himself says in Matthew 5:3-9 (King James Version)

                                "Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God."

                                Question Number 2:
                                How do you reconcile your actions towards other people, when Jesus himself said in Matthew 5:43-48 (King James Version)

                                "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and the unjust. For if ye love them which love you, which reward have ye? Do not even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

                                Just for clarification, I am using the definition of Love as appears in 1 Corinthians 13:4-5 (King James Version)

                                "Love suffereth long, and is kind; love envieth not; love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil..."

                                I am sorry if anyone becomes offended by anything I have written, I only wish to understand your opinions.

                                Thank you for your time.

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