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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #166
    Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

    Originally posted by Tukasa View Post
    Are you guys high? if your gunna write a racist thread dedicated to the slamming of our awesome New zealand buds, then actually use their flag
    Where do you see any "racist threads?" Since when are sheep-rapists a race?

    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #167
      Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

      Originally posted by Fred Nile View Post
      This photo shows Australia's eternal shame. This image was taken around "Gay Mardi Gra" time (late February) in Sydney. It show a gay Merino sheep trolling for (what we call) sodomatic beastialites.
      i not thinks that be a true homo sheeps, cuz if it were it would looks kinda like this --->

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      • shrimp
        Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
        • Apr 2010
        • 32

        #168
        Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

        1) Mardi gras has nothing to do with sheep
        2) I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.
        3) As an Aussie, I will admit taht we did make up the joke about Kiwis raping sheep. We all knwo they don't really do that, but at least we get the joke unlike you guys.
        4) They probably do still have canoes, but as a sport. Do you even participate in canoeing? Yet another psort that americans fail to get medals in.
        5) YOu say britain sent all their convicts to aus/NZ, but answer me this, Were ddi they go before that?? would it be.. oh wait.. was it AMERICA?
        He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #169
          Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

          [QUOTE=shrimp;511882]1)
          Mardi gras has nothing to do with sheep
          Does it really matter? Its a Catlik homer parade

          2) I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.
          Its not our fault that New Zeeplanders don't know their own flag

          3) As an Aussie, I will admit taht we did make up the joke about Kiwis raping sheep. We all knwo they don't really do that, but at least we get the joke unlike you guys.
          And we are the bad guys, when you spread lies. But are they really lies?

          4) They probably do still have canoes, but as a sport. Do you even participate in canoeing? Yet another psort that americans fail to get medals in.
          Is canoeing an Olympic event?

          5) YOu say britain sent all their convicts to aus/NZ, but answer me this, Were ddi they go before that?? would it be.. oh wait.. was it AMERICA?
          Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
          The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
          Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.

          Now lets look at your user name Shrimp.

          Leviticus 11:9-12



          These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
          And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
          They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
          Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


          God hates shrimp, If it where me I would pick a better name, maybe Kangaroo or jackass

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #170
            Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

            Did you know that New Zealand boasts online dating services that match local residents with sheep?!

            New Zealanders flock to AdultSheepFinder.com
            'The World's Largest Sheep Sex Personals Community'


            New Zealanders are flocking to an exciting new online initiative aimed at connecting sheep fanciers with their perfect date - AdultSheepFinder.com.

            The ovine-lovers resource is evidently a big hit down there in NZ, with around 100 per cent of the current worldwide membership of 20,333 coming from the set of Lord of the Rings.


            The site boasts:

            With AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button!

            Find the right sheep for you from our extensive database and try to arrange with their owners for a sexy encounter!

            Explore the erotic lifestyle of millions of sheeplovers through our Nude Sheep Photos, we even have hundreds of Sexy Webcam Sheep online everyday!
            Marvellous. Just to rub it in, the wags behind this bit of NZ-baiting offer only "New Zealand" in the drop-down list of countries in their "Search Our Members" facility, and further advise: "If you would like to know more about Sheep Shagging we can recommend the following literature- Lonely Planet - New Zealand Edition.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834

              #171
              Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

              @Pastor Ezekiel . I do not understand why those New Zeland men do this to those poor sheep. Don't they want to go to Heaven? #Leviticus 18:23
              I Jesus!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #172
                Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                @Pastor Ezekiel . I do not understand why those New Zeland men do this to those poor sheep. Don't they want to go to Heaven? #Leviticus 18:23
                I am afraid that they have turned their backs to the Lord.
                Luke 18:13

                And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.


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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834

                  #173
                  Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                  @James Dewitt I will pray that they change their mind and come to Heaven with us instead of hurting those poor sheep! #John 14:1-4
                  I Jesus!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #174
                    Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                    @James Dewitt I will pray that they change their mind and come to Heaven with us instead of hurting those poor sheep! #John 14:1-4
                    I don't think the sheep feel a thing. At least that's what Bobby-Joe tells me.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834

                      #175
                      Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                      @Pastor Ezekiel Always so nice when you talk to me! I am glad to hear those sheep do not get hurt. But will still pray that they stop doing that and go to Heaven instead!
                      I Jesus!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22349

                        #176
                        Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                        Originally posted by shrimp View Post
                        I know you have heard it before, but WRONG FLAG, I'm pretty sure if I worte a thing about americans and put the canadian flag, you would be pretty devastated. It's exactly the same thing.
                        Why do people only read 1% of the thread before they start spewing nonsense? This has already been addressed several times now! The flag in the first posting is the correct one!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29433

                          #177
                          Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                          I do not know about the new zoolanders, they are constantly trying to pull the wool over our eyes. We must remain vigilant and true as they are famous for sneaking up from behind.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Sam Diamond
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 182

                            #178
                            Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                            Brother James have you ever seen a fellow from New Zooland that did not have theses on?
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                            • shrimp
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 32

                              #179
                              Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                              [QUOTE=James Dewitt;511898]
                              Originally posted by shrimp View Post
                              1)




                              Is canoeing an Olympic event?



                              Lets see, Australia was indeed a penal colony for Great Britain.
                              The Brits send all of their child rapists, murders, thieves and retards to Australia. Its a small wonder that anyone is left in Great Britain.
                              Then the people of Australia set up their own penal colony in New Zeepland and ship off what they consider to be the bad portion of society.

                              1)canoeing is an olympic event.
                              2) You still didn;t mention all the rapists murderers, thieves and retardds who were sent to the US before australia was discovered
                              He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

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                              • Youth Pastor Marty
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 365

                                #180
                                Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

                                Originally posted by shrimp View Post


                                1)canoeing is an olympic event.
                                2) You still didn;t mention all the rapists murderers, thieves and retardds who were sent to the US before australia was discovered
                                1) So was croquet.
                                2) Slavery was well underway before the USA was established.

                                Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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