[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Still believe that sheep rape is commonplace enough

Yes.

knight and horse

So a few ages ago New Zealand knights used to rape horses? When did you switch to sheep?

[Freeks-Angel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

could we please stop arguing!

I think it would be nice to leave us alone. we did nothing wrong to offend you at all so why target us?

we have proven our points and could it stay that way please?

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Agreed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

But God still hates New Zealand. I hope you can both accept that fact.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Mr. Ezekiel, explain again how is it a fact that God "hates" New Zealand?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Mr. Ezekiel, explain again how is it a fact that God "hates" New Zealand?

Sure, no problem. I understand that you people are slow.

There are 8 solid reasons listed HERE. Read slowly, and take notes.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sure, no problem. I understand that you people are slow.

There are 8 solid reasons listed HERE. Read slowly, and take notes.

I recommend that you read through the previous pages before writing such malicious words. You would've seen that I have indeed read through and wrote responses to half of the points.
I am nowhere near convinced Mr.Cranky has done enough research to judge whether God "hates" New Zealand.

let's see here, within those 8 points provided by Mr.Cranky, do you believe that God "hates" New Zealand for point #4:

More or less civilized people arrived in New Zealand by canoe in about AD 1250–1300. This canoe is still the most advanced form of transportation New Zealand has.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

let's see here, within those 8 points provided by Mr.Cranky, do you believe that God "hates" New Zealand for point #4

But of course! God hates New Zealand for ignoring all the progress He has given mankind. He wants us to drive Hummers not canoes.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

But of course! God hates New Zealand for ignoring all the progress He has given mankind. He wants us to drive Hummers not canoes.

Scripture or it didn't happen. Where in the Holy KJV Bible does it say God wants us to drive Hummers, not canoes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Scripture or it didn't happen. Where in the Holy KJV Bible does it say God wants us to drive Hummers, not canoes.

I am glad you are not one of those people from New Zealand who is in denial about those canoes. If you give someone a great gift for their birthday and then they completely ignore it, would you love them for that or hate them for that? Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I am glad you are not one of those people from New Zealand who is in denial about those canoes. If you give someone a great gift for their birthday and then they completely ignore it, would you love them for that or hate them for that? Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

I appreciate your words, Mr. Cranky, for I am learning in this process.

I am glad you are not one of those people from New Zealand who is in denial about those canoes.

I urge you to do some more research, Mr. Cranky. I assure you we have cars, boats, airplanes, etc. haha.


About this piece of scripture you have graced me with. Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate.

Believe me I have tried, even with your 'present' analogy I fail to find a correlation between the two. ' for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God'- this would only imply that a group of people prefer not to use the method of transportation God gave. Hummers are a gift from God?

You said the use of 'technology'. under that conext I understand, however that does not apply in New zealand because an ancient canoe is not our "most advanced form of transportation".

You may say I'm in denial and I chuckle at the potential for ignorance, haha.. but I assure you Mr. Cranky we have cars..

[Freeks-Angel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

You can rarly find Hummers in New Zealand

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Hummers are a gift from God?

They most certainly are. I enjoy my gift from God each and every day. I feel like I am already a little bit in Heaven while I am driving it.

but I assure you Mr. Cranky we have cars

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

You can rarely find Hummers in New Zealand

Yes! You hit the nail on the head Brother Enoch - New Zealand is just so jealous of the glorious Canadian Navy!
(Do you have a kayak that we can borrow?)

Yeah, these canoes kinda suck as a mode of transport, I'll give you that. Soooo tiring to get around in.

As 'prehistoric' as we may be ... Finally, to the 3rd 'reason'. Yes, our ancestors arrived in canoes, but if you think about it, Christopher Columbus arrived in a prehistoric boat too.

This seems to be very true:

I imagine I can learn much from this site.

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

Sir Cranky, do you make a habit of contradicting yourself?

Originally Posted by Freeks-Angel
You can rarely find Hummers in New Zealand

Rarely means Sparse, but still in existance. If you can "rarely" find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means you can. If you can "rarely find a Hummer in New Zealand, it means that a canoe is not New Zealand's most advanced form of transportation.

Originally Posted by Bryan Tamariki
Yes! You hit the nail on the head Brother Enoch - New Zealand is just so jealous of the glorious Canadian Navy!
(Do you have a kayak that we can borrow?)

The very same post you got this puote from Bryan Tamariki gave evidence to the first of seven new Navy ships to the RNZN(Royal New Zealand Navy). I suggest you go back and review that post, as it was the first evidence against you. New Navy ship > canoe

Originally Posted by Patupaiarehe
Yeah, these canoes kinda suck as a mode of transport, I'll give you that. Soooo tiring to get around in.

Originally Posted by bisexualmaoriatheist
As 'prehistoric' as we may be ... Finally, to the 3rd 'reason'. Yes, our ancestors arrived in canoes, but if you think about it, Christopher Columbus arrived in a prehistoric boat too.

I believe the poin made here is that if the Maori people arrive in New Zealand on a canoe, Christopher Columbus arrived on a "prehistoric boat".
Obviously, this "prehistoric boat" is more advanced than the canoe, as it arrived in New Zealand much later then the Maori people did.

And finally:

Other people from New Zealand disagree with you. Are you sure you are from New Zealand?

Other people from New Zealand agree with me, are YOU sure you are from New Zealand?

[DevoutBob]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Haha, my apologise I seem to have misspelt 'quote' as 'puote'