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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
Pastor what is a pentecostal? This Sam fellow says that's what he is.
Pastor what is a pentecostal? This Sam fellow says that's what he is.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
I think it's some sort of snake fondling cult. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handlingThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
Pentacoastals are notorious false Christians. They kiss snakes in order to "prove" they love Jesus, and they get all worked up and speak gibberish in church and call it "tongues."Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
It's all blasphemy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
A small number. Not all of them. And in the U.S. I am not in the U.S.small number of Pentecostal churches in the U.S.
Would you condemn an entire group for the actions of a small number of its members?
I've seen people speak in tongues, and I suppose it's up to the viewer whether or not they consider it to be a divine presence, or gibberish.
I go to the church because I enjoy it, I feel a presence of God in the worship and the sermons, and I have good friends there.
This whole ten minute flood control thing is starting to get annoying when I'm trying to post in two threads.Comment
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
Pastor, it seems to me that being a True Christian Baptist is the only way to be with Jesus. Cathliks worship Mary and kiss rings, Mormons think that they will get their own planet and wear some freaky jockey shorts. And now you are telling me that the Pentecostal's kiss snakes. Cults each and every one of them.
Why not just read and follow the directions in the Bible?Comment
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
If that is what's necessary to protect my family from rapists and snake fondlers and such, yes.Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
So I can just start making a bunch of noise and tell people I'm bilingual? Yeah, right.Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
What you really need is a church that will keep you out of Hell.Originally posted by SirSamVimes View Post
Try Mylanta.Originally posted by SirSamVimes View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
=SirSamVimes;532451]We figured that right out when you said you where from New ZoolandA small number. Not all of them. And in the U.S. I am not in the U.S.
That's just what the Pope says about all the pedophile priests he is hiding.Would you condemn an entire group for the actions of a small number of its members?
I just finished watching the video that Pastor Zeke put up. Sounds like gibberish to me.I've seen people speak in tongues, and I suppose it's up to the viewer whether or not they consider it to be a divine presence, or gibberish.
Boy you would really be impressed if you went to a real Christian church. I swear some times when our Pastors are spreading the word to us, it feels like Jesus is sitting right next to me. Praise Jesus, Shout Glory!I go to the church because I enjoy it, I feel a presence of God in the worship and the sermons, and I have good friends there.
I did not know you where a retard, some times I am posting on 10 different threads. From now on we will type slower so you can keep up.This whole ten minute flood control thing is starting to get annoying when I'm trying to post in two threads.Comment
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
The speed of your typing isn't the problem. This is.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
That must be JesOs working...I have never received a message like thatOriginally posted by SirSamVimes View Postsigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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You don't have any patience do you?Originally posted by SirSamVimes View PostComment
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He is a teenager. So eager to get into Hell.Originally posted by Dirk View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Teenager, that is the problem. Where is the father to beat some sense into him?Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostComment
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I'll bet his mother could beat some sense into him.Originally posted by Dirk View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!
In New Zealand I hear they disown family violence.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
How uncouth.Comment
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