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  • Biff Fib
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2011
    • 29

    #541
    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Could someone please tell me

    Why God hates America?

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    • Cursed
      Recovering Bastard
      Head of Landover Glee Club
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2011
      • 1363

      #542
      Re: Does God hate Finland?

      Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
      Could someone please tell me

      Why God hates America?
      Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

      Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

      Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

      You know, let us know the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human!
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      • Andre-Bartholomew
        Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
        • Mar 2011
        • 103

        #543
        Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by Cursed View Post
        Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

        Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

        Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

        You know, let us know the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human!

        Curse Why dont you answer this poor man?

        He asked you why God hates America?

        then answer him like a good true Christian?

        God's blessings.

        Andre - Fidei Defensor.
        I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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        • Cursed
          Recovering Bastard
          Head of Landover Glee Club
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2011
          • 1363

          #544
          Re: Does God hate Finland?

          Originally posted by Andre-Bartholomew View Post
          Curse Why dont you answer this poor man?

          He asked you why God hates America?

          then answer him like a good true Christian?

          God's blessings.

          Andre - Fidei Defensor.
          The answer to your question is obvious, Mr. Andre!

          It is an uninvited guest here, the internet home of True Christians, where we study God's Word as realized in the 1611 King James Bible and enjoy fellowship together.

          As an uninvited guest, the least it could do is properly introduce itself, wouldn't you think?

          We're polite here, those who aren't polite have no capability for civil discussion. It's best to weed them out early, lest they thrive; after they thrive the only way to rid yourself of them is to burn them with fire. Praise God!

          I also noted that you didn't attempt to answer it's question either, and you're not even a member here! How rude!
          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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          • Biff Fib
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2011
            • 29

            #545
            Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Originally posted by Cursed View Post
            The answer to your question is obvious, Mr. Andre!

            It is an uninvited guest here, the internet home of True Christians, where we study God's Word as realized in the 1611 King James Bible and enjoy fellowship together.

            As an uninvited guest, the least it could do is properly introduce itself, wouldn't you think?

            We're polite here, those who aren't polite have no capability for civil discussion. It's best to weed them out early, lest they thrive; after they thrive the only way to rid yourself of them is to burn them with fire. Praise God!

            I also noted that you didn't attempt to answer it's question either, and you're not even a member here! How rude!
            Done:
            Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


            So could someone please tell me

            Why God hates America?

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            • MisterM
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 1480

              #546
              Re: Does God hate Finland?

              Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
              Done:
              Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


              So could someone please tell me

              Why God hates America?
              If you would have even half brain, you would have noticed this thread

              But we understand, you are satan worshiping eskimo and reading is hard for you.

              Best wishes,
              Brother Miikkael
              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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              • Biff Fib
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Apr 2011
                • 29

                #547
                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                Thank you kindly Brother Miikkael for pointing out that thread.

                I begun to suspect it was because Americans are so slow.
                You know, they are always 5 to 10 hours behind Europe (GMT), never catching up. Like in this case, where my original question was posted over 11 hrs ago.

                Such lazy ignorants, Americans.
                No wonder God hates America.

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                • Cursed
                  Recovering Bastard
                  Head of Landover Glee Club
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1363

                  #548
                  Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  Yes, He does hate America!

                  But nowhere near as much as He hates Finland or Japan or (shudder) Africa.
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #549
                    Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
                    Thank you kindly Brother Miikkael for pointing out that thread.

                    I begun to suspect it was because Americans are so slow.
                    You know, they are always 5 to 10 hours behind Europe (GMT), never catching up. Like in this case, where my original question was posted over 11 hrs ago.

                    Such lazy ignorants, Americans.
                    No wonder God hates America.
                    We also sometimes give infractions 12 hours late.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • Samots
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 10

                      #550
                      Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                      Yes, He does hate America!

                      But nowhere near as much as He hates Finland or Japan or (shudder) Africa.
                      God hates Africa and still " Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago."

                      You really think you are so great country and people? You have started a lot of major wars and stopped only one and that was with a-bomb? Everything you do is blessed by "god", even if it would be wrong and "god" would judge it. It is kind of sad how you judge everyone who is not american.

                      You abandon your own people when they are poor/homeless/sick and spend almost 700 billion per annum on military when you are not even under attack nor even close to be (WTC was your governments plan imo). Somehow everything you do you manage to turn "right" even if the whole world judge you.

                      But enough of the USA. Let's talk something about your "church". You are like some far right islams. You attack people for no reason and make them the bad people. Come on, wake up to the real world. You no better people than those so called terrorists in the Asia. Maybe you are worse because you judge everyone, they don't.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #551
                        Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        Originally posted by Samots View Post
                        God hates Africa and still " Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago."
                        Oh dear, an Out-Of-Africa believer. Or maybe, an Out-Of-Africa again and again believer?

                        stopped only one and that was with a-bomb?
                        It was two different types of bombs actually. And what would you have done? Bomb Dresden again?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • I-Hate-Juice
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 69

                          #552
                          Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Originally posted by Samots View Post
                          God hates Africa and still " Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago."
                          Our earth is approximetly 6020 years old. http://www.albatrus.org/english/theo..._age_earth.htm

                          Humans are not decentats of some nigras from Africa!

                          Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                          You really think you are so great country and people? You have started a lot of major wars and stopped only one and that was with a-bomb? Everything you do is blessed by "god", even if it would be wrong and "god" would judge it. It is kind of sad how you judge everyone who is not american.
                          Im not american, but still I do understand the fact that the promised land and the land of True Christians is only carrying out the words of God Himself.

                          Psalms 115:13 He will bless them that fear the LORD, both small and great.

                          Somehow everything you do you manage to turn "right" even if the whole world judge you.
                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

                          But enough of the USA. Let's talk something about your "church". You are like some far right islams. You attack people for no reason and make them the bad people. Come on, wake up to the real world. You no better people than those so called terrorists in the Asia. Maybe you are worse because you judge everyone, they don't.
                          Who do we attack? We post on this forum to discuss issues that are making us worried about the state of our world. We interpret the Scriptures to find answers, how we should live accordingly to Gods True words, how we should treat other people, both believers and non-believers. We don´t wander around to other forums to spread our believes, neither do we try to attack anyone.

                          1 Peter 1:25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

                          We don´t spread hatered, we are the ones who constantly have to feel hated and persecuted by others. Our believes are strong and never shall we give up one inch to the accustations you present towrads us, especially to those who never back up their statements with facts!

                          We don´t judge everyone, only those who don´t live their lives accordingly to the

                          YiC
                          Paavali
                          Matthew 28:15

                          So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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                          • Two-Dollar Bill
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 532

                            #553
                            Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            Originally posted by Samots View Post
                            God hates Africa and still " Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago."....and yet more jibberish...
                            Samoa, as you are surely not a stupid person, you are aware that this is not a forum for debate. You have not backed up a single one of your claims with scripture and have done nothing more than waste good Christian's time and the good Lord's bandwith with your feeble retort.

                            I am guessing based on your poor English skills that it (or at least I am praying that it is not) your first language. I hope you will consider attending one of my American English as a second language classes if I come to your village at some point. (I travel and spread the word of god throughout Europe.) My classes will teach you to use proper grammar, spelling, capitalization as well punctuation. This will improve your communication skills and allow you to be a better Christian. If things go well you won't ever write something like the following again in the future.
                            ...even if the whole world judge you...
                            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                            • Samots
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 10

                              #554
                              Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              Originally posted by I-Hate-Juice View Post
                              Our earth is approximetly 6020 years old. http://www.albatrus.org/english/theo..._age_earth.htm
                              Great, 6020 years? well "The planet formed 4.54 billion years ago, and life appeared on its surface within a billion years."



                              Originally posted by I-Hate-Juice View Post
                              Who do we attack? We post on this forum to discuss issues that are making us worried about the state of our world. We interpret the Scriptures to find answers, how we should live accordingly to Gods True words, how we should treat other people, both believers and non-believers. We don´t wander around to other forums to spread our believes, neither do we try to attack anyone.
                              You "attack" Finland and finnish people with this thread.

                              Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill
                              Samoa, as you are surely not a stupid person, you are aware that this is not a forum for debate. You have not backed up a single one of your claims with scripture and have done nothing more than waste good Christian's time and the good Lord's bandwith with your feeble retort.
                              Sorry, forgot the source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militar..._United_States

                              Originally posted by Wide-Open

                              It was two different types of bombs actually. And what would you have done? Bomb Dresden again?
                              Yes it was. My bad. Nagasaki and Hiroshima. No Dresden again

                              Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill
                              I am guessing based on your poor English skills that it (or at least I am praying that it is not) your first language. I hope you will consider attending one of my American English as a second language classes if I come to your village at some point. (I travel and spread the word of god throughout Europe.) My classes will teach you to use proper grammar, spelling, capitalization as well punctuation. This will improve your communication skills and allow you to be a better Christian. If things go well you won't ever write something like the following again in the future.
                              ...it your (...) first language...? What? I speak and read and write english prety good but if you want to come to my village then please do so. Come with your bible so you can teach us some real life.

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                              • Two-Dollar Bill
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 532

                                #555
                                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Originally posted by Samots View Post
                                I speak and read and write english prety good
                                Son, I can see that a lot of work will need to be done. I hope that my journeys take me to your village in the near future and that I am able to guide you in the ways of lingual skills and throw in some Bible while I'm at it. Please tell me you are not in Finland - my classes are booked there as you can imagine.
                                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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