[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Those young women appear to have been smitten with madness already and the horses, being only hobbyhorses, are already blind. I do wonder, though, how you can tell when a horse has been smitten with astonishment. I've seen horses startled, but never astonished.

My dear Sister Joanna,
I think when it comes to this subject you would have to consult Brother Larry, our resident gnathologist, as I am sure he has more than likely astonished a few horses.


YIC
TT

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Those young women appear to have been smitten with madness already and the horses, being only hobbyhorses, are already blind. I do wonder, though, how you can tell when a horse has been smitten with astonishment. I've seen horses startled, but never astonished.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

This is truly disgusting. Words fail me when I think of what this terrible activity must be doing to those young women. Thinking of young men participating in this travesty of a "sport" makes me want to vomit when I think of it.


Here is what God, in His Infinite wisdom, has to say about hobby horses:


Zechariah 12:4


“In that day, saith the Lord, I will smite euery horse with astonishment, and his rider with madnesse, and I will open mine eyes vpon the house of Iudah, and will smite euery horse of the people with blindnesse.”


These young perverts are in for a bit of a shock I think.


YIC
TT

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The Godless Fins have gone too far this time. Not content with inflicting their metallic music and strange foodstuffs (lingumberry jam? really?) on the world, they are now flaunting their young women participating in the pornographic new "sport" of hobby-horsing.

Young women prancing about with sticks between their legs ... where will it end? In , that's where! Genesis 38:8-10 may not specifically apply to women, but I dread to think of the effects on any young men watching these lewd performances.

[Basilissa]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

There is no such thing as awesome metal.

I beg to differ, Sister Mitza. I find gold to be quite awesome, and God likes it, too, along with silver and brass:

Exodus 25:1-7
1 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering: of every man that giveth it willingly with his heart ye shall take my offering.
3 And this is the offering which ye shall take of them; gold, and silver, and brass,
4 And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats' hair,
5 And rams' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood,
6 Oil for the light, spices for anointing oil, and for sweet incense,
7 Onyx stones, and stones to be set in the ephod, and in the breastplate.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

awesome metal

There is no such thing as awesome metal.

That's like saying "pretty dubstep" or singing a Kyoto noise lullaby

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Well then, i guess finland doesn't need god's love It has awesome metal, a wonderful language and Odin is on our side anyway.
I know your message God only loves America.. Sure.. What has America done to "earn God's love" (if I may quote you)? Killing thousands or millions of innocent people? Wait, God did the same, when he sent the Flood. Maybe that's what god wants.

This thread has 1,109 posts in it - which I assume you have read, and you come up with something that appears to have been pulled from your rectum? And what are you expecting - some kind of award or respect?

And where did you go to school (to say nothing of any other worthwhile contributions we can expect from you)?

[Odin'sValkyrja]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Well then, i guess finland doesn't need god's love It has awesome metal, a wonderful language and Odin is on our side anyway.
I know your message God only loves America.. Sure.. What has America done to "earn God's love" (if I may quote you)? Killing thousands or millions of innocent people? Wait, God did the same, when he sent the Flood. Maybe that's what god wants.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Thank you for inserting the appropriate scriptural reference, Brother Professor Dr. White.

2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

I had the right chapter and verse in mind, but when I typed in 2 Corinthians 3:10 (For even that which was made glorious had no glory in this respect, by reason of the glory that excelleth) I knew I had made a mistake. I always confuse Corinthians and Thessalonians, what with them both being Greeks, but at least this time I did not make a fool of myself by citing the wrong one.

But I digress. I expect that you're right that Jesus despises and ignores Finnland. Like us, He is probably doing His level best to forget it.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The latest news from the socialist -stan of Finnland is that work is to be abolished and everyone will be able to live on welfare.

I bet there is "widespread interest" among these idle good-for-nothings. It will leave them with even more time to chew blubber and collect magic mushrooms ...

Sister Joanna, This is an important update. However, I think that Jesus gave up all hope for Sinland when the country endorsed homermarriage... Hence, it is no surprise that the nation opposes one of the most pivotal teachings of Jesus!

2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

A clear message: for the unemployed starvation is the choice of Jesus! That would lead them into Salvation!



Still, regarding the question in the opening post of this informative thread: Does God hate Finland? I don't think God bothers with Sinland at all. The country is too insignificant to be hated. I think that God and Jesus despise Finland but mostly ignore it, similar to all the other countries of the former Soviet Union that have ignored Mother Russia's call for reunification.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The latest news from the socialist -stan of Finnland is that work is to be abolished and everyone will be able to live on welfare.

The Finnish government is considering a pilot project that would see the state pay people a basic income regardless of whether they work. The details of how much the basic income might be and who would be eligible for it are yet to be announced, but already there is widespread interest in how it might work.

I bet there is "widespread interest" among these idle good-for-nothings. It will leave them with even more time to chew blubber and collect magic mushrooms.

5.4 million people live in Finland (if you can call it living)

2.5 million are employed - many of them women

10% of the workforce is unemployed - soon to be about 99%, as maybe 1% of the population will be required to administer the welfare scheme

I suppose this story is good news for stockholders and European consumers, as it means that Nokia and IKEA (the only Finish companies anyone has ever heard of) will have to outsource all their production to places like Bengaldesh. This will increase corporate profits, while at the same time fans of cheap cellphones and cardboard furniture will pay lower prices. Win-win!

But for the Finish people it signals the end of the last vestiges of self-respect. We can only thank Jesus that it will also signal the end of the Fins, as when their doctors all become welfare-scroungers the population will die off in no time.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

You should post it, Brother, to show them what a decent, proper postage stamp looks like.

Indeed, Sister! And a proper stamp looks like THIS!



Ephesians 4:24
And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

I have already written a protest letter and will hand it out to the finnish Embarrasy right tomorrow

You should post it, Brother, to show them what a decent, proper postage stamp looks like.

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The finnish drunkards are spitting in Jesus' face again They are not ashamed to launch a set of stamps to honor homer "artist" Tom of Finland (died from AIDS in 1991). Christian Ladies, please don't click on this link:

http://www.posti.fi/english/current/2014/20140413_stamps.html

Showing gay porn on official postage stamps marks a new low point in submitting to the radical gay agenda. What if children want to post a letter?

God not only hates sodomites, He also hates those who support their agenda:

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. - Romans 1:28-32

I have already written a protest letter and will hand it out to the finnish Embarrasy right tomorrow

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Im from finnland and i have to say that i have ever read so funny thing than you say at this site. Most of you doesn't even know what is finnland and less people know what kind of people we are. So when you don't know us well, you can't say anything from us... And some of you think that we leave church because we have to go there few time a year... The truth is, that some people simply doesn't have money to pay church taxes...
Please, learn something about finnland and after that say something not so stupid...

That was a hateful thing to say. Did your eskimo demon-god send you here to persecute us?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.