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  • 12_13_
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    • Aug 2011
    • 13

    #901
    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    You can drown all you want, but it's still horrible weather.
    For all those that hate water. Why you hate water? It's also God's creation. That mean you also hate God. Why? I'm afraid that you are same kind of impostor like Felicity. You both are probably Swedish

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
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      #902
      Re: Does God hate Finland?

      Originally posted by 12_13_ View Post
      For all those that hate water. Why you hate water? It's also God's creation. That mean you also hate God. Why? I'm afraid that you are same kind of impostor like Felicity. You both are probably Swedish
      Which one is harder for you, reading or understanding? Anyway, thanks for providing more proof about the poor quality of schools in communist Scandinavistan.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #903
        Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by 12_13_ View Post
        For all those that hate water. Why you hate water? It's also God's creation. That mean you also hate God. Why? I'm afraid that you are same kind of impostor like Felicity. You both are probably Swedish
        Please do not make baseless accusations against True Christians™.

        (Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that
        speaketh lies shall perish."




        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • 12_13_
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          • Aug 2011
          • 13

          #904
          Re: Does God hate Finland?

          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
          Which one is harder for you, reading or understanding? Anyway, thanks for providing more proof about the poor quality of schools in communist Scandinavistan.
          Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice earlier that you admit that you are ex-Scandinavian, in your award row. That explains your behavior.

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #905
            Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Originally posted by 12_13_ View Post
            I'm afraid that you are same kind of impostor like Felicity. You both are probably Swedish
            My ancestors might have been from Europe but I am an American!

            And be glad my father told me not to ban you for being rude. He thinks there is still hope for you. I am sure he knows best.
            I Jesus!

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #906
              Re: Does God hate Finland?

              Originally posted by 12_13_ View Post
              admit that you are ex-Scandinavian
              We have proper Nancy Drew among the Eskimos here, ability to use mouse must give you great respect among your tribe. However, I do not admit in that line anything. They are awards given to me. That one I hold very dear to me, as I am so happy that Jesus took the taint of Eskimo away.

              I have set the path for the others to follow, I have shown that it is possible to leave both mental and physical horrors of communist Scandinavistan behind.

              Glory!

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              • 12_13_
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                • Aug 2011
                • 13

                #907
                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                My ancestors might have been from Europe but I am an American!

                And be glad my father told me not to ban you for being rude. He thinks there is still hope for you. I am sure he knows best.
                You try so hard that I almost believe. Maybe if you get some color to your hair and face and then maybe little more weight, then I could be sure that you are truly American

                But I try not to be rude to you anymore, even if you don't do as I recommend. You still look quite innocent.

                Thank you for being merciful to me. I'm not used to it after being banned from several forums.

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                • 12_13_
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                  • Aug 2011
                  • 13

                  #908
                  Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  We have proper Nancy Drew among the Eskimos here,
                  I hope you don't speak about these Eskimos that can be bought from Finish stores.



                  It's horrible that Finns have still Eskimos to eat, even though some people say here that Finns have already eaten all of them.

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                  • JESSERANKAC
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1

                    #909
                    Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    OH MY GOD! Picture above the pic you just linked shows how cruel we finns are! We use innocent polar bears as a labour

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                    • 12_13_
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                      • Aug 2011
                      • 13

                      #910
                      Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      Originally posted by JESSERANKAC View Post
                      OH MY GOD! Picture above the pic you just linked shows how cruel we finns are! We use innocent polar bears as a labour
                      I would be more worried about those Eskimos that are frozen. Those polar bears smile because they are treated well. Probably they also eat Eskimos

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                      • Lethaldoseofcoke
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 4

                        #911
                        Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        Hello, newcomer here hope I dont offend you guys or anything.

                        So it has come to my attention how arrogant you guys are, being christian and americans, wich naturally leads to being stupid cause you are too arrogant to listen to any real information cause you just think you are always right. But heres a secret, atheists are more intelligent than christian, studies have shown. However there is still hope for your puny souls, forsake your monsterous god who hates entire country and repent:

                        "I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization."
                        Suggestion 1:1

                        After you have forsaken your monsterous god, maybe he will accept you still and after that you can have all the buttsex with your god and maybe some threesome with Jesus, but use condoms please, they both have prolly AIDS.

                        Furthermore what it would seem the information in this thread is 99% bullshit written by ignorant bibble thumping child-molesting christians.

                        " "Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two." Slackers 1:51-52

                        Christians also killed lots of pirates and according Prophet Bobby Henderson it caused global warming so christians are to blame for the forecoming end of the world. For that reason you all will go to hell where your beer will be warm and your strippers are ugly and have std's while Im enjoying my cold beer with clean and sexy strippers with no STD's.

                        Praise Finland, the land of true Pastafarians! Hope I didnt offend anyone, peace and love. Ya'all are stupid ignorant retarded bitches.


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                        • Lethaldoseofcoke
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 4

                          #912
                          Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Oh yeah,
                          False Religions and Cults Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!
                          How piffleing uneducated and stupid you guys are? Satanism is neither religion or cult, its a philosophical way of thinking. Please christians, get your heads out of your asses and do some research on the things you hate before jumping on conclusions. I think I should go talk to the local priests and tell him that Finland is hated by god so he should abandon all hope.

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #913
                            Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            Originally posted by Lethaldoseofcoke View Post
                            Ya'all are stupid ignorant retarded bitches
                            Dear heathen bigot.

                            Thank you for coming here and persecute us. Your intolerance and hatred is no surprise to anyone, but it does not matter, it only makes us stronger.

                            Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

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                            • Lethaldoseofcoke
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 4

                              #914
                              Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              Thank you for your reply mister child molster. Funny how you talk about intolerance while you totally show tolerance for finland here, AM I RITE? Hypocrisism is wrong you should know that shouldnt you?

                              Btw Matthews was homosexual drunk who had sex with goats, why you quoting his words?

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                              • Alphonse Alban
                                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                                 
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 5724

                                #915
                                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Originally posted by Lethaldoseofcoke View Post
                                Thank you for your reply mister child molster.
                                Oh dear, you are mistaking us for catlicks.

                                Originally posted by Lethaldoseofcoke View Post
                                AM I RITE?
                                I have no idea about your tribal rites, but I doubt that you are any kind of religious act, so my guess would be no.

                                Originally posted by Lethaldoseofcoke View Post
                                homosexual drunk who had sex with goats
                                Please, keep your gaysexual fantasies off this Godly forum.

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