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  • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    Originally posted by srvitude View Post
    Have been reading through this thread. Someone pointed out (sorry i did not get there name) that Mel Gibson is Australian by decent. This is incorrect. He is American, he was born there and claims American as his nationality.
    Mel Gibson is Australian. He has dual citizenship.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

      Mel Gibson is so embarassed about being Australian, he pretends to be American. It will not save him though.
      The Lord is my shepherd.

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      • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

        Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
        Mel Gibson is so embarassed about being Australian, he pretends to be American. It will not save him though.
        I also read somewhere he was going to move back to Australia, but changed his mind because the embarrassment was too much!
        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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        • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

          Mel Gibson is going to hell, that question is assured due to his Catholicism. He also possess's some rather ugly and unattractive personality traits such as his chronic alcoholism. But one does have a certain sense of pity for him. Not all about him is bad and I get the feeling that if we could look beyond his misguided following of that papal Antichrist we might actually find some good in him.

          He certainly knows how to keep his women in line just like any other decent True Christian. He doesn't spare the rod to correct them when the need arises. Also, Gibson's anti-semitism is also well documented. Calling Winona Ryder an "oven dodger" and even devoting a whole film "The passion of Christ" to depicting what those savage inhuman Jews did to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

          Yes, with so much good in Gibson it seems such a shame he will burn for all eternity.... or am I just being too sentimental?
          The Lord is my shepherd.

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          • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

            Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
            Mel Gibson is going to hell, that question is assured due to his Catholicism. He also possess's some rather ugly and unattractive personality traits such as his chronic alcoholism. But one does have a certain sense of pity for him. Not all about him is bad and I get the feeling that if we could look beyond his misguided following of that papal Antichrist we might actually find some good in him.

            He certainly knows how to keep his women in line just like any other decent True Christian. He doesn't spare the rod to correct them when the need arises. Also, Gibson's anti-semitism is also well documented. Calling Winona Ryder an "oven dodger" and even devoting a whole film "The passion of Christ" to depicting what those savage inhuman Jews did to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

            Yes, with so much good in Gibson it seems such a shame he will burn for all eternity.... or am I just being too sentimental?
            His next film promoting the use of walking around with your hand shoved up a beaver is by no means a Godly film.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

              just thought you might like to know Australia CONSTANTLY fights arm in arm with America!:We've been there in WWII, Vietnam and Afghanistan!

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              • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                Originally posted by nothing View Post
                just thought you might like to know Australia CONSTANTLY fights arm in arm with America!:We've been there in WWII, Vietnam and Afghanistan!
                You are making an argument for the utility of Australia, not its righteousness.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                  Oh yeah okay,

                  Im Australian, No im not relgious... but every single annoying person like yourself that i know is Baptist...
                  Soo your wrong in many ways

                  Why only 7 reasons?

                  1. TRUE in a way.. i LOVE my gay friends
                  2. You have no idea about abortion laws in Australia
                  3. You think the explorers were stupid? You think the world is flat... LMFAO *giggling*
                  4. Infact every 3rd marriage ends in divorce, 99% is ridiculous do you just make up your own statistics?
                  And they do not seperate because they have turned gay or have run out of money for abortions hahahahahahaha
                  5.Children are taken by force by gay couples? LMFAO wow your a really intelligent fellow arnt you... errm no, they are not.. see we are civilized people we dont think its okay to do such idiotic things...
                  6. Australia has had so many achievements and what does that have to do with god hating us? Please... stop living in la la land.. wake the fuck up.
                  7. No prostitute has burnt down a church and neither is it legal to cilisit sex.... Where do you get these 'facts' from... your all mighty 'god'? Or the voices in your head that CLAIM to be this god you speak of.


                  I guess if it makes you happy..


                  AUSTRALIA <3
                  1 Timothy 2:11-15
                  Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                  • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Wow, reading this makes me glad to live in England. England is a horrible, godless land of vice and sin, where everybody is so secular that churches, where they do exist, are held in the function rooms at the back of bars. Bars with gay bartenders. Honestly, I have seen things no child of God should have to see. But at least I'm not in Australia, which you might as well just call "Lesbian Deviant Island" and be done with it.
                    God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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                    • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                      Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
                      Wow, reading this makes me glad to live in England. England is a horrible, godless land of vice and sin, where everybody is so secular that churches, where they do exist, are held in the function rooms at the back of bars. Bars with gay bartenders. Honestly, I have seen things no child of God should have to see. But at least I'm not in Australia, which you might as well just call "Lesbian Deviant Island" and be done with it.

                      England is just as God-forsaken as Australia.
                      As any historian can tell you, God has already voiced his displeasure with godless England.
                      We are the pure and chosen few, and all the rest are damned.
                      There’s room enough in hell for you— we don’t want heaven crammed!

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                      • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                        Originally posted by James Ussher View Post

                        England is just as God-forsaken as Australia.
                        As any historian can tell you, God has already voiced his displeasure with godless England.
                        Apologies James - I did not mean to imply that England was in any way touched by the Lord's presence, we invented Darwin for pity's sake, and, actually, we invented Australia too. I pray every day that God will forgive me for the myriad sins of my country and help me find passage to America. But I am afraid I do not agree that it is AS bad as Australia, purely because Australia was born from the very worst sinners that even England was compelled to reject. And have you tried Fosters? It is an affront to the sensibilities.
                        God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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                        • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                          Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
                          And have you tried Fosters? It is an affront to the sensibilities.
                          I think you got a point there. If I need to drink Finnish beer, I always try find and drink one Fosters before. After that, even the Lapin kulta (which tastes like Brazilian street transvestite's piss) is tolerable.

                          And you Brits can't all bad, God has blessed you with many really good ales.

                          Cheers,
                          Miikkael
                          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                          • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                            I think you got a point there. If I need to drink Finnish beer, I always try find and drink one Fosters before. After that, even the Lapin kulta (which tastes like Brazilian street transvestite's piss) is tolerable.

                            And you Brits can't all bad, God has blessed you with many really good ales.

                            Cheers,
                            Miikkael
                            I am concerned that you know what a Brazilian street transvestite's piss tastes like, brother, though I suppose we cannot judge a man on the things he did before he was saved...
                            God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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                            • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                              Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
                              I am concerned that you know what a Brazilian street transvestite's piss tastes like, brother, though I suppose we cannot judge a man on the things he did before he was saved...
                              Well, I have perfectly good explanation here. Sort of. At least explanation. It is too humiliating go to details, but I was having a work trip to Rio some time ago. I had free time in the evenings and I went to a walk in the city. There where lots of beautiful girls there, harlots of course, and I suddenly got this feeling that I need to personally save one of them.

                              So I got one of the girls to come with me to my hotel room - I wanted to pray with her in private - and lets just say that I had quite a surprise.

                              What a humiliation! I cried for God's help all night.

                              Next day God told me that I need to save that "girl" and I went and found her again.

                              YiC, Miikkael
                              Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                              • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                                Well, I have perfectly good explanation here. Sort of. At least explanation. It is too humiliating go to details, but I was having a work trip to Rio some time ago. I had free time in the evenings and I went to a walk in the city. There where lots of beautiful girls there, harlots of course, and I suddenly got this feeling that I need to personally save one of them.

                                So I got one of the girls to come with me to my hotel room - I wanted to pray with her in private - and lets just say that I had quite a surprise.

                                What a humiliation! I cried for God's help all night.

                                Next day God told me that I need to save that "girl" and I went and found her again.

                                YiC, Miikkael
                                While I find that explanation of the time you spent in the company of such a person completely reasonable, the matter of the piss does still have something of a question mark hanging over it.

                                Did you manage to cure the man of his perversion? Is he now dressing in a manner befitting someone who was blessed with being born a male and not prostituting himself to deviants? I mean, he'll still go to hell for being Brazilian - that is a given - but we can't have him out there luring proper people into these kinds of disgusting acts.
                                God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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