[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

And why would we? Austrian Football is a game that can't make up it's mind whether is soccer, basket ball, real football or cricket. Beyond watching Austrian men cleat each other in the head there is no point to the game.

And you know who else played Austrian Football? HITLER!

There has always been a strong link between AFL and urine, I have heard. I don't know whether the connection comes from Eva Braun but when service got a bit slow at his local watering hole a year or so ago Gehrig quite naturally relieved himself against the bar. It is ridiculous to blame him for splashing young Jemima (she said) it wasn't a big thing for her at all:

Jemima' holds no grudge against Gehrig The woman who claims AFL player Fraser Gehrig splashed urine on her pants says the incident has been blown out of all proportion. "It wasn't intentional - that's exactly my point, it wasn't intentional," the woman, known only as Jemima, said yesterday. When asked if she held a grudge against Gehrig, the woman said: "No, absolutely not. The only reason it has been brought to public attention is because he's an AFL player," she said on Nova100 radio. St Kilda Football Club late last week replaced her shoes and pants after Gehrig allegedly urinated while standing at the bar in a Beaumaris hotel.

link to source and other information

Perhaps standards have slipped since the days of the 3rd Reich? I have no way of knowing..

http://media.heraldsun.com.au/multimedia/fevola_timeline/index.html

[pridefull]

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Also this flag is not wrong..

[Ventus]

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You can't be serious can you? I was born in and I live in Australia. Therefore I am a sinner and am going to hell. HAHAHAHAHA

You guys are too funny

[StHilarious]

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7 Reasons why GOD HATES Australia!

Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.

1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."

All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

This is very disturbing news as 99% of Australians are alcoholics. I am writing in proper English hoping that I don't seem piss drunk on the Foster's. Bless you brother for bashing Satan's country, which is downunder!

[StHilarious]

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You ignorant fool! you know nothing about the game AFL! they do not pass the ball like women do in netball. You sir would not be fit enough or strong enough to last one quarter of the game.

Americans pretend to be bigger, when playing their football. Aussies are real and God loves them as He died for sinners.

[StHilarious]

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But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat

Anyone with a working God-given brain knows that Australia is a CONTINENT. Unlike the USA which is just an average part of America. England is located on an island of the coast of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

God has given His own blessed country to the Australians. We don't have to share space with hundreds of millions of the damned as 99% are Baptists. Praise the Lord.

[VictoryOS]

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Are you just going to go through the thread and make a comment for each individual post?

[StHilarious]

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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.

Another victory for the Australians as we can spell Australia. Österreich is what the Austrians call Austria, but that is outside the USA, so it is better for Americans not to comment as they know nothing about things outside their miserable states.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Anyone with a working God-given brain knows that Australia is a CONTINENT. Unlike the USA which is just an average part of America. England is located on an island of the coast of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

God has given His own blessed country to the Australians. We don't have to share space with hundreds of millions of the damned as 99% are Baptists. Praise the Lord.

It's a large mostly uninhabitable island filled with things trying to kill you. A cursed place if ever there was one. Plus, Hitler.

[god hates gais]

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Americans pretend to be bigger, when playing their football. Aussies are real and God loves them as He died for sinners.

Yes exactly! why don't you call American football gay too.

[StHilarious]

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Yes exactly! why don't you call American football gay too.

'Gay' means bright and pleasant
and 'gender-confused' is the word you are looking for!

[Brother Enoch]

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blah

When do you start being hilarious? Because so far I feel kinda, well, let down.

Is this typical of Austrian humor?

[StHilarious]

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When do you start being hilarious? Because so far I feel kinda, well, let down.

Is this typical of Austrian humor?

I will pray for to get a Spirit of revelation so you may understand

In the mean time you will have to consider yourself dead to frustration

Bless you my boy!

[god hates gais]

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It's a large mostly uninhabitable island filled with things trying to kill you. A cursed place if ever there was one. Plus, Hitler.

What the piffle does Hitler have to do with Australia?? Looks like you are getting Australia and Austria mixed up. Dumb ass

[Brother Enoch]

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What the piffle does Hitler have to do with Australia?? Looks like you are getting Australia and Austria mixed up. Dumb ass

So you're one of those ones who denies his own history?

Why do you hate the joos so much?