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  • #346
    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!

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    • #347
      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

      Originally posted by IreneS View Post
      Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
      You play with bugs in Austria? I thought you ate them.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #348
        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

        One of the most pervasive aspects of gaydom in Australia is an ice-cream. One of the most popular ice-creams in the country that can be purchased from any corner store. One that children and adults alike, love to eat. Its name is "Golden Gaytime".


        From the advertising blurb:
        The first Gaytime took Australia by storm in 1959, and it soon became a staple of the Swinging Sixties. But as Flower Power made way for flares and disco, a bright spark at Street’s HQ decided he could make Gaytime even more golden. The combination of a toffee and vanilla-flavoured centre, dipped in a scrumptious choc coating and covered in crunchy biscuit pieces, has proved to be truly timeless. No wonder it’s so hard to have a Gaytime on your own!



        Is it any wonder that Australians are nearly all gay? I've heard that if you eat one of these, you turn into a gay. I've never had one, although my ex-husband used to eat them all the time.


        http://www.goldengaytime.com.au/

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        • #349
          Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

          Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
          Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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          • #350
            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

            Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
            Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
            We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.


            Maybe you caught one of my sermons?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #351
              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.


              Maybe you caught one of my sermons?
              YOU YOUR STUPID FRIENDS HERE ARE ASSHOLES. GO AHEAD AND BAN ME, BECAUSE I COULDN'T GIVE TWO piffleS. I COME TO THIS SITE EXPECTING TO FIND PARENTS SAYING THAT GAMES LIKE TEAM FORTRESS 2 ARE VIOLENT AND KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING THEM(which is true)BUT INSTEAD, I FIND A BUNCH A PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY THAT THE DEVIL CREATED EVERYTHING FUN. THEN TO SAY THINGS ABOUT BRONIES?!?!NO!!!I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL UNTILL YOU STARTED SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT A COUNTRY MY FAMILY IS FROM?RIGHT THERE, YOU CROSSED THE piffleING LINE. IF WE WERE BACK IN JESUS' TIME, I WOULD NAIL YOU TO THE CROSS. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU piffleING BASTARDS!
              Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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              • #352
                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!


                I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
                And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
                Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.

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                • #353
                  Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                  Originally posted by IreneS View Post

                  I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
                  And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
                  Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.
                  Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
                  Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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                  • #354
                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
                    ...as if anyone here cares rant snipped...
                    If you're done with the internet tough guy bit for now, can you show how God supports your position through the citation of appropriate Scripture?

                    If not, STFU. Thanks.

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                    • #355
                      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                      Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
                      Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
                      Underage then? The rules here state that you have to be 18.

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                      • #356
                        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                        Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
                        Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
                        This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

                        Why don't you start to praise God??

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                        • #357
                          Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                          Originally posted by Constantine1648 View Post
                          This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

                          Why don't you start to praise God??
                          If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.
                          Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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                          • #358
                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                            Originally posted by kboy the abo View Post
                            If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.
                            Seriously? By tempting you to actually read and believe the Holy Bible?

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #359
                              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                              It's true. My country, Australia, is indeed the Sodom of the South. I pray for Australia's Salvation© from its sinful waysevery day, but so far my prayers have gone unheeded. We Australians are really in God's bad books!

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                              • #360
                                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                Australia is a very sad place. Over 25% of Australians are atheist (compared with 6% of Americans). Only 8% attend church at least monthly, and that includes papists, anglicans all the other false religions. So 92% don't! In the US, 42% attend some sort of church weekly.

                                While in the US, 42% believe in Creationism in the last 6000 years, and only 19% believe in evilution, in Australia a mere 9% believe in Creationism and a whopping 70% adhere to the false theory of evilution. Is it any wonder that Ken Ham migrated to the Godly USA?
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