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  • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    First of all, it's AUSTRALIAN not AUSTRIAN, my guess is none of you hicks were educated well. For you to think your twisted version of Christianity is the one true all powerful religion is utter BS. You are douche bags, as George Takei would say. All these "facts" about Australia are false. We have a 40% divorce rate compared to your 50, We don't have the highest abortion rate, a Kangaroo would kick your sorry asses any day. Oh did i mention, the OP has disrespected our flag by making it pink, wouldn't you love it if we did it to yours? Now i'm sure i'll be marked as "unsaved trash", just goes to show how ignorant and stupid you all are. Gay people are in only one way different to us, they shouldn't have to put up with all this bullshit over their sexual preference. Get yourselves lives, follow the real version of Christianity, not your twisted, hating version.

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      Oh, did i mention how utterly racist you are? As someone said before, on par with Hitler. Free speech is great, but when it goes to the lengths you and other hating "Christians" take it to, it's disgusting.

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      • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

        Originally posted by Proud Australian View Post
        ...Get yourselves lives, follow the real version of Christianity, not your twisted, hating version.
        Do tell, what is the "real" version of Christianity? Which parts of the Bible should these people ignore (even though the Bible states, in many places, that 100% compliance is required) and why?

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        • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

          Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
          Oh, did i mention how utterly racist you are? As someone said before, on par with Hitler. Free speech is great, but when it goes to the lengths you and other hating "Christians" take it to, it's disgusting.
          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

          If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

            Where in the bible does it say that God hates Australia?

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            • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

              Do you know how fucking racist you are? "drunk on fosters larger again" and an "unsaved trash, drooling abo" am i? Fuck you. You will burn in hell if anyone does. Stay in your little basement in your shitty house and keep following your racist "religion". Oh, by the way, might i be able to see this "bible" you follow? i see hardly any of what your saying in the bible.

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              • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                Do you know how piffleing racist you are? "drunk on fosters larger again" and an "unsaved trash, drooling abo" am i? piffle you. You will burn in hell if anyone does. Stay in your little basement in your shitty house and keep following your racist "religion". Oh, by the way, might i be able to see this "bible" you follow? i see hardly any of what your saying in the bible.
                Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and eating grubs to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                  I'd wish you'd get off your high horse and stop being racist. I don't worship satan, i'm Christian. I also don't eat grubs. I came here because i saw a thread that was defamatory towards my country. Your not a real Christian if you are racist.

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                  • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                    I also don't eat grubs.
                    Oh great, an uppity abo. I had no idea there was any such thing.

                    What if we poured some Fosters on the grubs?

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                    • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                      Oh and if God thinks one country is superior it's not America. It's the Middle Eastern Countries and Jerusalem. dumb-ass douche bag.

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                      • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        Oh great, an uppity abo. I had no idea there was any such thing.

                        What if we poured some Fosters on the grubs?
                        I'm not a fucking abo, i don't drink that shit ass Fosters and i don't eat grub. Why don't you go eat a "healthy" meal of 3 to 4 burgers you racist filth.
                        I'm done arguing with you cunts. I have a good mind to due you lot for revealing personal information of mine too.

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                        • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                          Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                          I'm not a piffleing abo, i don't drink that shit ass Fosters and i don't eat grub. Why don't you go eat a "healthy" meal of 3 to 4 burgers you racist filth.
                          I'm done arguing with you cooters. I have a good mind to due you lot for revealing personal information of mine too.
                          Yes, yes. We're quite fearful of the long arm of Australian law.

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                            • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                              Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
                              I'm not a piffleing abo...
                              And you're calling others racist. Hypocrite.

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                              • Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                Do you think a red blooded American boy would ever have relations with a latitudinally love trenched chink?

                                Japanese woman kidnapped, raped in Sydney
                                Come climb my mountains.

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