[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[QUOTE=odin=satan4evar;542065]

god hates denmark because he know that we are smarter than him and then he makes a old man say it..

You are smarter than God? You know how to create everything........ that's funny

with out real facts....

every thing contained within the confines of this Church are based on facts.

thats how powerfull god is. and if you don't like denmark don't go there let us be until jugdement day, and you can say, hey we tried it aint our foult

I am sure that God will agree with you, its your fault.

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and you love me for it my friend, i'm not hating anything, i'll amid i am not a christian, but i love to hear stories from the bible, and that is all it is good stories. i respect your religion, and unlike you i respect you country, so let all of us be friends an don't talk about, some stupid thing that an old bored guy who needs a shave, because he looks like a viking, says. i am sorry for all the miunderstandings... and some otherthing, i am going to church every sunday, lutheran, because latin is boring.

and besides the danish flag, got a white cross in it

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and you love me for it my friend, i'm not hating anything, i'll amid i am not a christian, but i love to hear stories from the bible, and that is all it is good stories. i respect your religion, and unlike you i respect you country, so let all of us be friends an don't talk about, some stupid thing that an old bored guy who needs a shave, because he looks like a viking, says. i am sorry for all the miunderstandings... and some otherthing, i am going to church every sunday, lutheran, because latin is boring.

and besides the danish flag, got a white cross in it

Can you help me to understand what you just said? I mean can you translate that into American. The only thing I picked up on is vikings are stupid and Lutherans. If that is what you meant to say, I can agree with you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and you love me for it my friend, i'm not hating anything, i'll amid i am not a christian, but i love to hear stories from the bible, and that is all it is good stories. i respect your religion, and unlike you i respect you country, so let all of us be friends an don't talk about, some stupid thing that an old bored guy who needs a shave, because he looks like a viking, says. i am sorry for all the miunderstandings... and some otherthing, i am going to church every sunday, lutheran, because latin is boring.

and besides the danish flag, got a white cross in it

Why should we care what some gay devil worshipper from Denmark thinks?

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Can you help me to understand what you just said? I mean can you translate that into American. The only thing I picked up on is vikings are stupid and Lutherans. If that is what you meant to say, I can agree with you.

oh lord give me strength.... you no i am right and therefore you blaiming my language, you are proud, you are hate full... that is two of the deadsins...

Why should we care what some gay devil worshipper from Denmark thinks?

i don't even believe in the devil... I believe in fate. that everything is predetermined. there is somebody telling us what to do and if that is god so be it.... i just don't care.

anyways jesus was a hippie so do like him spread love and peace

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

jesus was a hippie so do like him spread love and peace

Jesus was not some LSD smoking hippie. You're on the fast track to Hell, son.

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and i love it... theres a lot of nice girls down there, and the most of your family.

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Hi there!
Before starting, I'll just set two facts straight: I am a Dane (a person from Denmark) and a believer in Jesus Christ.
I just felt that I had to correct some mistakes in this thread.
Firstly, the flag shown in the original post is the Finnish, not the Danish. The Danish flag is called Dannebrog (Means "the Danish colors") and is a white cross on a red background, the white cross symbolizing the fact that the Danes have been Christians for nearly a thousand years. That's right, way before the USA was founded.

Denmark is not mostly populated by convicted rapists. Actually, there are very, very few convicted rapists in Denmark, even considering our small population.

Denmark is not filled with people who enjoy getting drunk and having intercourse with the same sex and/or goats.

Now, on to your 8 statements:

1: The Danes did not invent rape. Rape was invented before Denmark was even founded, and you can probably read about it in the Bible, which doesn't take place in Denmark, nor mentions it. Also, the word "viking" in Danish means exactly the same as the English word "viking".

2: The Danish did not start the climate debate, and is not the driving force behind it. Also, that winter was not the coldest ever. But the coldest and longest in a long time, yes.

3: That Rasmussen, you state is the Prime Minister, is now Secretary of the UN, leading it. He is not, and never has been, a professional bike rider. His full name is Anders Fogh Rasmussen.
The bike rider you talk about, is named Michael Rasmussen, and was never actually convicted of cheating.
They are two different persons with the same surname.

4: The author H. C. Andersen did not glorify any evil in his stories. I was brought up with these stories, and know most of them.

5: Lego was never invented to adopt sinful behaviour into the hearts of children. Lego is a toy like much else. What other people use it for, like taking such a picture that you linked to, is not the work of the creator or the owners of Lego, and never has been.
Put shortly: Lego is a normal toy, and somebody with a sick mind used it to make a perverse setup, take a picture and put it on the internet with a caption.

6: The Danes did not invent Pippi Longstockings. She is the real character of the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren. The Danish name for her is Pippi Langstrømpe, not Pippi Langstrump.

7: Those are very incorrect translations. It seems like the translator just used some English words that looked like the Danish ones. Following is a correct translation:
10:30 The Debate
11:10 The Golden Apples
11:30 Late Morning starring Nis Boesdal (Nis Boesdal is a name)
12:00 DR Update - News and Weather forecast ("DR" is "Denmark's Radio", the company broadcasting the program)
12:10 Horizon: The Battle of the Torch (A documentary)
12:35 Saying hi to Brutalis again (A short program, taking place in a zoo, documenting the progress of the rhinoceros named Brutalis)
12:55 Friends on Adventure
13:25 Marked for Life
13:50 Superneighbour
14:20 Come Again
14:50 News for the hearing impaired
15:00 DR Update - News and Weather forecast

I swear, this is the best translation I could do. There may be some minor errors, but the Danish language has some sayings that are impossible to translate. Take it from someone who actually knows Danish.

8: Gay couples in Denmark are by law allowed to adopt. No one, under any circumstances, are in Denmark allowed to commit rape.

I do not intent on causing anger or any such feelings by making this post, but I do believe that it is a common thing for us humans to make mistakes, and that one should help and correct one another, so that we may live in an enlightened society. Therefore, I felt the need to correct the original post, as it was pretty flawed, but of course it wasn't so on intention.
I will gladly answer any questions/comments on my correction, should they be in a polite and understanding way with no prejudices.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

and i love it... theres a lot of nice girls down there

No, there aren't. Nice girls go to Heaven. But let it be noted that you are just in it for the va-jay-jay's of the dirty rotten scoundrels that end up in HELL!(sorry God, but sometimes these heathens only understand this kind of slang ). Point proven.

and the most of your family.

Yes, my 14 brothers are down there - or will end up there eventually. I'm sure you'll have fun with them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am a Dane (a person from Denmark) and a believer in Jesus Christ

What an unusual combination.

Denmark is not mostly populated by convicted rapists. Actually, there are very, very few convicted rapists in Denmark, even considering our small population.

So most rapist in Denmark do not even get convicted and can walk around and freely rape more people?

The bike rider you talk about, is named Michael Rasmussen, and was never actually convicted of cheating.

So you are in denial about him cheating?

I swear, this is the best translation I could do. There may be some minor errors, but the Danish language has some sayings that are impossible to translate. Take it from someone who actually knows Danish.

We got our much more accurate translation from someone who knows both English and Danish! Just click on the link I provided to see the details.

Gay couples in Denmark are by law allowed to adopt. No one, under any circumstances, are in Denmark allowed to commit rape.

Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.

I do not intent on causing anger or any such feelings by making this post

I am glad to hear that.

[M. Larsen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What an unusual combination.

Not really, no. There are tons of us. Actually, the vast majority of the population. Really, you should go and see for yourself before judging a whole country

So most rapist in Denmark do not even get convicted and can walk around and freely rape more people?

It's not like that. Most, if not all, charged rapists in Denmark get convicted. We are, as most other countries, against any kind of rape. I may have worded my previous post wrong on this one

So you are in denial about him cheating?

Well... I know that he did not show up for some of the mandatory drug tests, but that does not mean he cheated. I believe that a man is innocent until proven guilty. And he wasn't proven guilty.

We got our much more accurate translation from someone who knows both English and Danish! Just click on the link I provided to see the details.

Excuse me, but I know both Danish and English very well, and I would still say, that my translation is by far the most correct.

Allowing gays to adopt and forbidding them to rape is pointless. Once the gays and the child are alone in their house, the rape will happen. It will only stop if the neighbors at some point get annoyed by the constant screaming of the child and alert the police. Unfortunately children in healthy families tend to scream as well so a lot of these crimes will never be noticed.

I think that we do not agree on this. Again, I believe that a person is innocent until proven guilty. Also, I have never heard of any reports about this happening in Denmark.

I am glad to hear that.

Thank you. It means a lot to me that I am not met by hostility from the topic's creator, even though I am labeled "Banned" and "Unsaved Trash" (I think it was). I think I miss-clicked and seemed to multipost, and was therefore banned, with the reasoning being simply "tard". I still hope that I can continue in this topic, as it is both a little exciting and I hereto have been meet with friendlyness.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I may have worded my previous post wrong

Indeed.

Well... I know that he did not show up for some of the mandatory drug tests, but that does not mean he cheated. I believe that a man is innocent until proven guilty. And he wasn't proven guilty.

Then why was he kicked out of the Tour and fired from his team to never get back?

Excuse me, but I know both Danish and English very well, and I would still say, that my translation is by far the most correct.

It seems to me you still didn't click on the link I provided because otherwise you would not be saying this.

Also, I have never heard of any reports about this happening in Denmark.

Of course not. Those gays are not going to tell everyone what they are doing.

Thank you. It means a lot to me that I am not met by hostility from the topic's creator

I am never hostile. Welcome to our friendly forum by the way.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Most, if not all, charged rapists in Denmark get convicted. We are, as most other countries, against any kind of rape.

The only person who would rape a Danish woman would have to be another Dane.

Edit: or a mexican.

[odin=satan4evar]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

M. Larsen is the only sensible person here, i'll amid that, and he is smart, and no cranky old man there aint a lot of rapes, in denmark, we no how to show our love in an non sexual way, and those rapings there are is imigrants who don't know our culture, gays is adopted by law, but aint very common..... so please let us stop this, no god wan't his creathions to fight eachother.... thats a fact. so let's stop and let us SCANDINAVIANS. Thats danes, sweeds, norwegians, faroes and icelandings... i am sorry for all the hatefull prewievs i posted, so stop this conversation, please, let us find the light by our self and let go do the hating thing

[The_Viking]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

wow.. you really are a wise man. being able to twist words in that manner is truly amazing, i hope that you and your followers some day can become more than just a few weirdos posting stuff on the internet, the internet is allready full of those types

I'd love to see your "work" somewhere in the real world, with real people that have triple-digit IQ's

you've got style dude give em what they deserve

but they won't learn before ragnarok that that the white christ only exist in their head